Ned's springfield cartel

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:38 pm

Why ruin it by thinking T? Hook me up!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:39 pm

Sure thing BS

Hooks the cables up to BS and starts the flow of shine

*Cuts the power on*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:42 pm

this is good...now tell me BS...what's the first thing you remeber?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:44 pm

Hair stands straight up on his head and BS grins....little electric sparks shooting across his teeth.....Ned was right....this is better than a mosh pit.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:48 pm

ahhhaahh...*scribbles notes* and what do you think of your mother?....

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 7:26 am

yay! i'm back, and this time with a step-up transformer and enough jump leads for everyone!

turn on, plug in, pass out.

keep it unreal dudes

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 12:19 pm

Just a little experiment...

Grabs the jumper cables and shine.

Now, where's Buzzy?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 12:25 pm

hello Voo....haven't seen you around much lately...whats up?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:11 pm

Argh, I've been around but the taverns were slow for a while (until Beldin and Earhardt livened things up), and I got sucked into endless debates with SS and MM!

How the hell are ya?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:32 pm

Drunk, electrocuted, mad at MD for beating KY and looking for a beer....same as always.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:40 am

the actions of Eerhardt

God, I love this place ** takes a shaker, fills it with shine and another secret ingredient and gets hooked up as well. Soon his hand starts to shake and the shaker starts to smoke. When the cables are unhooked again, the shaker zooms with electrical energy ** And that, my friends, is how you make an "Electric Shine Stinger". ** empties the shaker **

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:46 am

I have come to the coclusion that the people in this place needs some education.

Bah, that link didnt work

Use This instead. And download the wonderfull song about Eohippus. (Way down on the page)

CM · Post by CM » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:48 pm

How can this be??
Not a open pub?
Well this place is open now and i am getting myself a tea.
So where is everybody?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:51 pm

*steps out, hugs Fas - Yshania hide in shadows succeeded*

CM · Post by CM » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:54 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*steps out, hugs Fas - Yshania hide in shadows succeeded*

Tonight I don't mind, i am in a good mood so hug away!

What will you have to drink?

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:14 pm

Hey drinkgs ar on miiii, tnigt i am hippy lately, mabie i shid chan mi nam, what you thnk.

"Where are all the white women at", quote from Blazing Saddles.

Damn bad service here, sad the this decline in service, oh well better serve myself.

AN walks over behind the bar, Decides on a glass of shaken not stirred sherry, then walks back thinking he is James Bond now.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:25 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Good to see you again, AN. I haven't seen you SLURRing here for a while. ** pours himself a pint of shine ** And as far as the service is concerned... it made room for some scientific experiments involving electric shine. But it's all for the greater cause.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:56 am

Eerhardt I have been away from a computer for a while over the spring break, so I have not been able to come online to SYM, but yes everybody's (I hope) favorite SLURRer is back, here to amuse and please, just perhaps get laid and wake up and find it's really a man, oh the horror please don't let it end that way, don't want to get that drunk, not that I have anything against that sort of thing, its just not my thing.

I wants ome darn totooting sivice over here, waitress waitress where are you, my glass is empty, my galssass si wery impty, oh the howoroor, the terrors I need more drink, somebody please pour me a drink somebody please talk to me I am so lonely,

AN is now on the downer portion of drinking, the booze slowly leaching out of his system, and he starts to contemplate his miserable life, he knows of course anotehr dwink will cheer that right up and happy again will he be.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:11 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Sorry I couldn't make it sooner man - here, have some shine: instant intoxication! ** refills AN's glass with shine **

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:59 am

AN is once more a happy SLURRer.