Just had to share this one, I got a real laugh out of it.
There was this one mission while working for Renal Bloodscalp infiltrating the Mae'var Guild where you're supposed to do a hit on a thief in the Sea Bounty. Well the guy talks and I let him walk after taking his dagger, at which point Anomen complains about letting the scumbag live. Jaheira comes back with a quip about his sense of mercy not being up to knightly standards (I love her smartass remarks.) Anomen then yells at her, "Shut your worthless mouth, wench!" Now my PC, a badass Unded Hunter, is currently romancing Jaheira. So being in a roleplaying mood. I step Anomen and I outside, unequip all our weapons and armor (yes I dropped my gauntlets on the ground), and proceed to beeyotchslap him uncounscious. The best part was when he finally came to and I had Jaheira heal him. That'll learn 'im!
Anyone else got funny roleplaying stories like that?
get edwin, and wait for nether scrolls quest, then do the quest. after he becomes edwina, go to slums, and copper coronet. go up to silvanious, the gigalo next to bar, and have the female members of your party talk to him one by one. not only are the responces funnier than heck, but when you get to edwina, he makes a serious pass at edwina, and edwina forgets he is male and starts responding and saying very icky and very funny things. eventually, he will realize what he is saying and launches magic missiles at the gigalo. absolutely the funniest scene in soa, including spectator beholder.
