Ned's springfield cartel

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:39 am

Beldin:

No worries, Mate !

I fill it, you grill it !

*starts to assemble another composite headbanger and gets in position for Eerhardt to hook him up*

OK. Hook me up and hit it till I scream !

Go me !

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:44 am

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Great! This would also be a good opportunity to test our new Electric Booz'o'Matic Installation. ** Hooks up Beldin ** Ready, mate? Here you go! ** pulls the big metal level on the side of the installation **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:55 am

Beldin:

Woooohhhaaaaahhhhaaaooooo !

*suddenly he stands completely still with a BIG grin on his face smoke coming out of his ears, and his rubber soles start to melt - his hands with the blender, however, are a blur*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:06 am

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Woooooow, dude... the installation works even better than we had thought! ** pushes the metal level back up again ** Are you ok, mate? ** notices the rumbling sounds from within the blender ** cool, looks like this one's going to be some exceptionally heavy stuff

** opens the blender after Beldin regains his regular blurred sight and pours 2 glasses of the Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** Here's to you, man! ** downs his glass of E.C.h.C. Soon after, legions of bunnies invade the spinning room **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:11 am

Beldin:

*drinks his share of the E.C.H.C.*

No worries Eerhardt....a little current won't hurt me self...now could you give me a little shove ? My steel toecaps seem to be welded to the floor....

*while waiting for Eerhardt to free him*

BTW Eerhardt - Do you know that we're probably in direct competition with the Dark Flames ? - Only THEY are the "Cinemascope/Dolby Surround/3 D/Special effects" Version of Fanfiction. WE are the Sitcom/Low Budget - Version....

And don't worry about the bunnies too - they'll go away as soon as the giant green Mammut that I've seen finds a way out of the closet...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:23 am

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No worries, mate! copyright@Beldin ** gets a shovel, puts it under Beldin's steel toecaps and frees Beldin ** Yeah, I never imagined SLURRing could lead to this, but I'm enjoying the ride so far! I guess you could say we're aiming for a broader public. And since you mentioned Mammoths... where do you suppose BS has kept Buzzy all this time?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:37 am

Beldin:

*Drops on a seat, looks deeply at Eerhardt*

If Buzzy was in the closet, I would venture the guess that he's NOW deeeeeep in green Mammoth sh* - ahem - manure.....

But let's ask BS - IF he chooses to appear... I have to go now....but I will drop in later..*rises unsteadily to his feet, weaves his way around the fluffy little bunnies and opens the door*

Bye for now !

*walks out the door, climbs on his parked purple Elephant and rides into the sunset*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:45 am

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Left the dimensional cloud at home today, then? See ya later, mate! I'll be here for the next half hour keeping an eye on things and then I'll be gone too ** pours himself another E.C.h.C **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:56 am

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** re-enters the tavern **
Morning, all (NscMT: Ned's springfield cartel Mean Time - of course, time is a relative concept in the presence of bunnies, green mammoths, purple elephants etc.). How're you all coping today?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:22 am

Beldin:

*appears out of his dimensional cloud*

Hi Eerhardt ! I've chosen to teleport again....since the Purple Elephant underwent a CFE (=Complete Failure of Existence) about halfway home yesterday and I had to walk the rest of my way...seems like I didn't drink enough for the Elephant to last longer....so I'm back to 'porting...

*takes a glass of Jack Black to start the day*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:31 am

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LOL, Beldin

Good to see you're back to teleporting... pretty neat, man! Here's to another fruitful day of SLURRing! ** fills a glass of J.D., raises it to Beldin in a toast and empties it in one drink **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 9:17 am

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Well, I'm off for the weekend. I'll make sure to check on the tavern first thing Monday. Meanwhile, have a great weekend guys! ** makes a mental note to bring a fresh supply of brandy and secret ingredients for E's family recipe of Electric Shine Stingers and leaves the tavern **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 9:37 am

Beldin

*empties his umpteenth glass of J.D. , looks around astonished*

Where's everybody gone ?

No worries, I'll be around sometime....

*'ports home*

Tanis · Post by **Tanis** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:18 pm

'Quel re il'er!

SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!!!

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:42 pm

Showing of your new command of the Elvish language I see, Good for you now if you can only learn Klingon then that would be something.

AN cackles loudly shocks Tanis, Eerhardt, and Beldin, then realizes he is running down, his newly acquired electro SLURRER status only works if he is already pasted and drunk, racing to the back of bar, he feels the evil haze of sobriety entering his alcohol starved brain, he begins to think clearer and clearer, and finally begins to realize what a loser he had been, starts thinking about all the bad things in life, his brain cells are firing quicker and quicker, Oh my God I'm getting sober, and now I am beginning to realize I need a girlfriend, noooooo I'm a nerd, and I am not the stud I always thought I was. Must get drunk quickly, panicking AN hurls aside SYMer left and right until he finally gets to the electro drink, which after many days of staying out in the air had turned a evil purplish blackish color, AN does not hesitate and gulps it down. The bar shakes furiously, lightning crashes and a dark black cloud descends over AN's now pasted head, walking around he watches amusingly as his storm cloud periodically lets out a flair of electricity at any foolish enough to get close.

It was a close one, I almost became sober, reality as you know it would have come crashing down, and the entire fabric of spacetime would have descended into chaos, so remember it is very important to keep my brain nicely pickled in alcohol.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:54 am

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** after being zapped by AN, makes his way to the shakers. Upon taking a shaker filled with Ned's shine and some secret ingredients into his left hand, the shaker starts to smoke and zooms with electricity ** Wow, AN: guess we won't be needing the Booz'o'Matic Installation anymore as long as we keep a continuous flow of Electric Shine Stinger coming in your direction. ** hands AN the Electric Shine Stinger ** Have you tried Beldin's Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail yet? ** Prepares AN an E.C.h.C. **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:01 am

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Well, with carefull planning I managed to reach this post: my 100th post in SYM and my 200th post in total: let's fill up the horse-sized pints of beer and celebrate! ** starts filling several horse-sized pints of beer, lines up a bunch of shakers, fills them with the ingredients to the Electric Shine Stinger, takes two of them in his hands, gets AN to zap him and gets the next two. Soon, the bar is filled with shakers containing Electric Shine Stingers and the horse-sized pints of beer are filled as well ** SLURRs of SYM, reunite (new memberships are welcomed today as well)!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:27 am

I'm with you!
You got any tea??

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:32 am

Beldin

*pops in*

Hi Eerhardt ! Congrats on your 200th !

I was going to take a day of, today - but I can't stay out of this !!

*goes to the lined-up drinks and starts to drink his way through it - dual wielding his pints of E.C.H.C. and Stingers with amazing proficiency*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:38 am

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@Beldin: Good to see you around, mate. I'll keep the booze flowing...
@CM: sure thing. You earned the right to drink tea the hard way

. Just don't badmouth the shine in here, ok?
** has one of the nice looking waitresses prepare some tea for Fas and starts preparing some more E.C.h.C. and Electric Shine Stingers. Afterwards, begins SLURRing his way down one of the horse-sized pints of beer **