The Evil Twin Disease

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:24 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
may have to change the avatar...

To what? A muppet with a gun in its mouth? I looked, but I couldn't find one

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:41 am

Am I the only one who thought of this ?

Since there seems to be a new population of FROG-SPAWN [ (c) by Kayless] we have to DO something about that...

No worries,

Beldin

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:51 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Since there seems to be a new population of FROG-SPAWN [ (c) by Kayless] we have to DO something about that...

We should do something about that. But what can we (just mere mortals) do to stop this onslaught of frogs and frogs related topics.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:52 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane

We should do something about that. But what can we (just mere mortals) do to stop this onslaught of frogs and frogs related topics.

Try out my Link and start KILLING FROGS by the score...

No worries,

Beldin

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:59 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Try out my Link and start KILLING FROGS by the score...

Enjoyable for while, but its nothing without the added gore.

*Puts up the barricades, should frogus and friends find out where he lives.*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:56 am

The gauntlet is thrown down! Brothers! To them!
A new host of posts of or portaining to frog related matters must commence! They may take our lives, but they will never take our semi-permable translucent occular membranes!!
create frog-based puns the like of which the frog haters have never heard...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:10 am

I am not a frog number I am a chameleon!

Sorry, I'd love to help, but I have to pop your bubble. I am not a frog. I have never been a frog. My peculiar relationship with Kermit can be put down to a racial misunderstanding. And chameleon puns are few and far-between

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:13 am

Treachery! Now all disguises are down, and we'll see who can out-pun who!
Draw your puns men!!! No swords, only s-words!! up and atom!!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:23 am

Originally posted by frogus
Draw your puns men!!! No swords, only s-words!! up and atom!!

Those really were pathetic...Notice I'm not offering any of my own
Like the Kermit pic tho

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:39 pm

Prepare to face...
The Wrath of Frog

You frog hating pond scum are toadally going to pay. I'm going to hop to it and see that you're green with envy! (Yesh!

Okay I'll stop with the puns). So here's a classic frog joke:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this." And he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. It's bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager; and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and reports: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and he wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:43 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
You frog hating pond scum are toadally going to pay. I'm going to hop to it and see that you're green with envy! (Yesh!)

With a master like this onboard, I have to say that I have nothing at all against frogs. Great joke too, though I've heard it in a less froggy capacity

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:49 am

I would like to share a new drink with all of you:

Swamp Frog

The punch that packs a punch. The name describes it's
appearance, but the taste and potency will astound you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 (2 liter) bottles
caffeinated citrus-flavored soda
1 (12 fluid ounce) can frozen
lemonade concentrate
1 (12 fluid ounce) can frozen
limeade concentrate
1 (750 milliliter) bottle 190
proof grain alcohol

Directions
1 In a very large container, such as a cooler large
plastic bucket, combine citrus soda, lemonade concentrate,
limeade concentrate and alcohol. Serve with Ice.

Passes glasses of Swamp Frog round to all...Bottoms up!

Tanis · Post by **Tanis** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:29 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I would like to share a new drink with all of you:

Swamp Frog

The punch that packs a punch. The name describes it's
appearance, but the taste and potency will astound you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 (2 liter) bottles
caffeinated citrus-flavored soda
1 (12 fluid ounce) can frozen
lemonade concentrate
1 (12 fluid ounce) can frozen
limeade concentrate
1 (750 milliliter) bottle 190
proof grain alcohol

Directions
1 In a very large container, such as a cooler large
plastic bucket, combine citrus soda, lemonade concentrate,
limeade concentrate and alcohol. Serve with Ice.

Passes glasses of Swamp Frog round to all...Bottoms up!

Nice..... ~Takes the glass and sips at the swamp frog~

SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!!!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:30 pm

to hell with the glass, pass the bucket

Tanis · Post by **Tanis** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:32 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
to hell with the glass, pass the bucket

~LoL~

SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!!!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:38 pm

arggh this perfectly sensible frog-oriented thread has been hijacked (along with many others) by the vile legions of imaginary alcohol drinkers!!!

*makes fingers into crucifix shape*

BACK!!! BACK I TELL YOUS!!!

Tanis · Post by **Tanis** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:40 pm

Originally posted by frogus
arggh this perfectly sensible frog-oriented thread has been hijacked (along with many others) by the vile legions of imaginary alcohol drinkers!!!

*makes fingers into crucifix shape*

BACK!!! BACK I TELL YOUS!!!

~Gets out the popcorn~

This could get good.

SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!!!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:41 pm

who said we're only drinking imaginary alcahol? anyway, it's a frog based mixture being drunk in the honour of the tasty-legged ones, so we're well within our rights

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:50 pm

tasty legs? *shouts* MODS! MODS! SEXUAL HARASSMENT! LOCK THAT PERVE AWAY!

heh he heh down with the amphibionists..

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:53 pm

Tasty to *eat* eejit boy. i thank god that i haven't reached the point where i find *your* legs a turn on