Ned's springfield cartel

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:40 am

Hey beldin, everybody says that about SYM.
Don't try and fight it, accept it and be merry!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:41 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
@Beldin: Good to see you around, mate. I'll keep the booze flowing...
@CM: sure thing. You earned the right to drink tea the hard way . Just don't badmouth the shine in here, ok?
** has one of the nice looking waitresses prepare some tea for Fas and starts preparing some more E.C.h.C. and Electric Shine Stingers. Afterwards, begins SLURRing his way down one of the horse-sized pints of beer **

That wasn't hard, what is/was hard, was to keep a drunk BS away from Fluffy.
Now that was tough!

Nice waitress, when she get off work?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:43 am

Oh yeah congrats on the 200!!!
Keep slurring or whatever that it is you do!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:43 am

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** pops his head out of the horse-sized pint of beer for a moment ** Say, Beldin, looks like we'll have to celebrate your 400th post soon too!
CM, why don't you ask her? You might get a reply...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:49 am

Hey you the bossman i will ask her!

*goes up to the waitress and gets slapped*

hmmm...Eer. Do you think i phrased the question incorrectly?
What is wrong with: When are you free so that we can go back to my place?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:58 am

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Women...

I'm guessing here but uhmm... perhaps you should have said "please?"

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:02 am

Nah, i think i rather do the vikings pillage, plunder, and hoist her over my shoulder type thing.
Though i would get beat up pretty badly right?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:02 am

Beldin:

Hey, @Eerhardt - I try my best to go for the 400, but I don't have much time today...it's my daughters 6 B-day and I'm kind of REQUIRED to attend.....

@CM : No worries, I'm already hooked on SYM - line and sinker - but I HAVE to do some things "out thar"....and since I'm SYMing every day from work, I don't have an excuse to do it from home...

*gets one of the horse-sized pints and dives in headfirst*

Garrrgleblarrbleldf !

*burp*

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:09 am

Beldin, already hooked, well welcome to the land of depravity and forget your real life, as you will longer have one.
Enjoy the drinks - only place you will get them free!

Now i have to see about that waitress!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:20 am

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@Beldin: no worries, mate!(copyright@Beldin) You enjoy yourself at your daughter's birthday party and we'll celebrate your 400th post tomorrow or so... I'll just make some calls to ensure we don't run out of booze between my post count party and yours

** starts making some calls over a glass of J.D. ** Hello, yezzz, couldz you tell me how much you charge per pallet of beer? Which brand? Whatz you got? Yezz, zzend zome of thoze...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:26 am

You ze french?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:32 am

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No, zjust a bit boozed (I am not drunk... Burrp - Sscuse me)... I'll leave ze French accent to S.S. ** points CM to earlier posts by Beldin and Eerhardt demonstrating their skills in the Booze lingo **

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:36 am

Ah i ze understood!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 12:06 am

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** wakes up at the bottom of a huge pint for the fourth time by the noise of roaring engines outside ** What the ... ??? ** makes his way to the door and opens it to find 3 trucks in front of the tavern. One of the drivers addresses him with the question where he wants to have the palets ** Uhhmm,... just put them in the back, where you can find room and leave the rest outside - Now, if only Beldin would arrive, then we could get this second party started... - ** wonders how Ned, McBane and BS missed the first one and ventures a guess they were waiting for the truckloads of beer

**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:16 am

Beldins No.399

**surfaces again from his horse -sized pint**

Hi all !

Get ready for the party, I'm just a little bit busy right now - I'm preparing something special for the milestone....just wait and see...

No worries,

**dives into new pint**

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:20 am

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Allright, mate, bring it on! ** downs an Electric Shine Stinger in a toast to Beldin **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:28 am

OK, you can read it here.

**downs a glass of J.D.**

Cheers everyone !!

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:36 am

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Beware the dentures of Doom...

. Let's party! There's 3 truckloads full of beer and I'll make sure there's enough electrified booze as well ** starts preparing some Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails ** Congrats on the 400, Beldin!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 6:36 am

Beldin:

**climbs out of his horse-sized pint**

Eerhardt - have you heard - Sleepy has threatened a new Thread-closing spree all over Sym - just because someone's bored... do you understand that ?

**takes two pints of E.C.H.C. and starts dual-drinkking again**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 6:48 am

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I just read it, Beldin: the horror, the horror... this takes me back to BToN: the trauma, the trauma... ** quickly downs 5 pints of shine in a row ** What can we do? I think we should secure all the stuff in here first.
You do know why Sleep threatens to foreclose, don't you? No thread will be allowed to reach 48 topic pages, since that's what Goody made: it was started by Sleep and got to 48 pages, but was closed down because it was slowing down the board (up to the point where it allegedly crashed the board)