Ned's springfield cartel

[Beldin]

Beldin:

OK, you start stacking the stuff, I'll get the truck...

**weaves his way to the suddenly THREE doors, decides to try the middle one , bumps his head, tries the next, succeeds and goes to the parking lot, fumbling with some keys**

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

** gets the forklift and starts stacking the palets of beer in front of the door, ready to be loaded into Beldin's truck ** I'm with you, mate! Just back the truck up against the porch! - disclaimer: Beldin and Eerhardt cannot be held accountable for any damage to the tavern, due to Mr Sleep's threat to foreclose certain threads

[Beldin]

Beldin:

**backs a big black Mack truck with a white rubber duck on the hood through the doors (all "three" of them)**

**lowers the back of the truck**

Get going Eerhardt.....!

**downs another row of dual - pints**


EDIT: In case you're interested - it looks like this:

[AbysmalNature]

You know I am beginning to think that Beldin and Eerhardt are kind of weird, of course considering this is coming from a complete weirdo himself that is not saying much, I mean I might actually think most sane people weird, oh well that is besides the point, which was, I don't know, but I think my brain is really fried.
No insult intended you two, weird is a compliment coming from me.

AN goes back into the back of the bar, little bits of drool dripping down his chin, he just had to have something stronger then this creepy electroshine, it seemed to be wearing of way to fast and he had to be drinking way to much of it.

Eying the many strange ingredients, settles on a green glowing mixture, with a queer radioactive symbol on it, now in his sober state, if ever there was such a state, which in AN's state might be just akin to a myth, he might have turned it down, but then again he was never one to believe in listening to directions, even when he was sober, which he dimly remembered from somewhere in his childhood.

It fairly oozed radioactivity, and if the electroshine had not already made him sterile, this strange brew would definitely finish the job. Oh well down the hatch, hiccup, mmmm not bad minty but with a hint of pine, why is all my hair falling off, and .....AN turns around and looks at his back lot more hair then usual, looks at his chest,mmm barechested cool, nothing else though. Mmmm wonders what happened feel good clear headed, and other then a strange propensity for carting of beautiful virgins while laughing insanely at the heros that try and rescue them, I feel okay.

AN tries to gulp down another drink, he drinks another, his heart begins to quicken with fear, and another and another, oh crap I can't get drunk, noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Next time in the adventures of AN the SLURRer, how will our hero deal with his newly gained sobriety, will he go insane and start indiscrimanantly killing people left and right, or will he gain a newfound confidence and actually get a life, girl, good job, family, or it could be just possibly, that he actually just finds a way to get drunk again, in any case stay tuned for next time in the marvelous, the zany, the eccentric adventures of AN the tragically drunk(now sober) SLURRer.

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

@Beldin: Right on! ** starts loading the truck, meanwhile downing a series of Electric Shine Stingers lined up on the bar within reach of his right arm **
@AN: thanks for the compliment! Hope you either find a way to cope with sober life or to get incredibly drunk once more...

[Beldin]

Beldin:

@AN: If WE are weird - then you're our KING !
**bows down, and since he's in the motion anyway dives headfirst into another horse-sized pint**

**climbs out after a few BIG gulps and helps Eerhardt loading the Truck**

Just in case we have top make a run for it...

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

** drops to his knees in front of AN in reply to Beldin's comment and cries out in a Wayne's World manner ** ... We're not worthy! ... ** starts loading the empty BS-sized and horse-sized pints of beer into the truck **

[AbysmalNature]

Yeah king of the weirdos come my loyal brethren we shall lay waste before us, and all shall tremble before us(before our breath anyway, belch loudly and proudly, with all the pride that a loyal SLURRer can muster, now if we can only make it out of this bar conscious, then perhaps the world will tremble before our drunk might.

Uhhh guys due to a recently acquired radioactive drink, I have now I know horror of horrors turned sober, I am trying to rectify this, so stay tuned.

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

** Buurrp... ** Scuse me. We await your drunk return, oh SLURRy One. ** continues loading the truck with part of Ned's supply of shine **

[Beldin]

Beldin:

**belches**

BTW Eerhardt....you'll find that I DID make some modifications to the truck....
**finishes the last horse-sized pint and throws it into the truck**

For one I added a pocket plane - so it's bigger on the inside as it's on the outside... being a sorcerer certainly has its advantages...

As for the other mods...you'll find out about them soon enough...

**gets the rest of AN's radioactive substance and pours it into the tank**

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

Cool ! Good work, mate! Now we're prepared for anything and ready to take off at any moment, without having to worry about a constant supply of booze when they come for us... ** opens another bottle of shine and fills his pint ** Can't wait to check out the other modifications on the truck!

[Beldin]

Beldin:

**Takes a bottle of shine and drinks without bothering to pour it into a glass**

I'll tell you about the modifications over a game of pool - that is if you don't like the hottub
.... in the basement of the truck...

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

** throws the empty pint over his shoulder and starts on another bottle of shine ** A hottub and a pool table? Man, that's some wicked wizardry you managed there ...

[Beldin]

Beldin

**starts into the direction of the truck**

OK, Eerhardt, I'm off for today.....I'll park the "Rolling Thunder" in the backyard and hook it up to the taverns power line - so I can keep the cooling on....for a quick takeoff if need be....

**downs his last shine and tosses the bottle in the truck**

C u !

[Eerhardt]

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes another drink from his bottle of shine ** Ok, Beldin, I'll keep an eye on things for the next half hour and then I'll be off as well! CU tomorrow, mate!

[T'lainya]

My ears are ringing

Well, I got to see Motorhead for the very first time last night Great show! Very loud (yeah I'm ditzy and forgot earplugs )
I hope you can make it to the show near ya BS

[McBane]

Re: My ears are ringing

Originally posted by T'lainya
Well, I got to see Motorhead for the very first time last night Great show! Very loud (yeah I'm ditzy and forgot earplugs )
I hope you can make it to the show near ya BS

Motorhead!! Wow, I am impressed T'L.

(I am also surprised a Mod visited a tavern site and didn't close it down.)

[Witch King]

Re: My ears are ringing

Originally posted by T'lainya
Well, I got to see Motorhead for the very first time last night Great show! Very loud (yeah I'm ditzy and forgot earplugs )
I hope you can make it to the show near ya BS

Was Motorhead touring with Morbid Angel? That's the show I'm going to in a few weeks.

[T'lainya]

Re: Re: My ears are ringing

Originally posted by McBane


Motorhead!! Wow, I am impressed T'L.

(I am also surprised a Mod visited a tavern site and didn't close it down.)

First time they ever played here They've played Phoenix before but I never got up there.
@ Voodoo, I've visited lots of SYM pubs And rarely have I closed any I was amazed at how healthy Lemmy looked

[T'lainya]

Re: Re: My ears are ringing

Originally posted by Witch King


Was Motorhead touring with Morbid Angel? That's the show I'm going to in a few weeks.

Unfortunately not We got 2 mediocre local bands instead Morbid Angels only touring withthem for a couple dates IIRC.