Top 10 reasons for nuclear cleansing of USA

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 6:45 am

Yes i did used to have a Jewel quote in my sig "What we call human nature is in fact human habit" i thought it was nice...not quite surreal enough for me so i changed it

I think most poetry is nonesense anyway i am a philistine i guess

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:10 am

Hey who deleted that post??
It hilarious!!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:13 am

sorry CM....

Yes i did used to have a Jewel quote in my sig

*falls on floor laughing and pointing at sleep* Nweehh hee hoooo haaaa hahhhhha...eeeeeeehhhhe ehhe hhee ...wooooh hooooo hhowooo...nyahhh ahhha haaahhaa...
*gets up*
What?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:13 am

Ah you were editting.
Well that is damn funny!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:15 am

Also one valid reason i could think of would be to get rid of Bush, but you don't need to nuke a country for that do you???

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:19 am

Well, I'd use that as an excuse to nuke Iraq. So you're entitled to feel the same way about the States.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:28 am

Interesting feedback.... Now, excse while I go place some bullet proof walls on my igloo, and prepare to launch some scud missiles...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:40 am

Originally posted by Aegis
bullet proof walls on my igloo

Mmmmm....kevlar BURNS!!!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:43 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Mmmmm....kevlar BURNS!!!

Plus it doesn't stop arrows!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:45 am

Actually i would agree with US taking Saddam out, nuke him if need be.
He deserves nothing but death.
On a lighter note, I think we should torch 2 other canadian igloos as well just make the message heard!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:49 am

Originally posted by CM
Actually i would agree with US taking Saddam out, nuke him if need be.
He deserves nothing but death.
On a lighter note, I think we should torch 2 other canadian igloos as well just make the message heard!

Explain to me how you purpose to set a building made out of ice on fire...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:13 am

Lots of parrafin.

Sorry, puffins.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:14 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Explain to me how you purpose to set a building made out of ice on fire...

Have you never heard of MELTING???

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:15 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Lots of parrafin. Sorry, puffins.

We've already apologized to the puffins for WK's behaiour.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 10:10 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Yes i did used to have a Jewel quote in my sig "What we call human nature is in fact human habit" i thought it was nice...not quite surreal enough for me so i changed it

I think most poetry is nonesense anyway i am a philistine i guess

ties Mr. Sleep to a chair and lets hundreds of fluffy wuffy bunnies crawl all over him subjecting him to dangerous levels of fluffy-wuffyness before calling them off

There, Mr. Sleep. You are now cured. Everytime you read Jewel's poetry, Hallmark card poety, Hugh Prather, Rod McKuen, or any other bad poetry, your nose will twitch uncontrollably and you will find yourself inexplicably hopping up and down, and yelling, "I want my carrot!"

plays a little Ludwig Van in closing

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:12 pm

*grumble* I post a topic discussion the U.S's status as a rogue state and get flamed for being "anti american" and "racist"
Aegis writes one for nuking the country and critiquing their reactions to Sept 11 and people do nothing! What!???

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:16 pm

well...
1 - they assume he's a good natured lunatic, so all the good natured american lunatics merrily set off to kill him and melt his igloo. only serious posts get serious flaming

2 - he's a mod. nuff said

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:04 pm

Jerry Springer, Montell, Opera, any talkshow host, and John Edward, all very good reasons for lobbing thermonuclear warheads at the the US, oh lets not forget Lorena Bobbitt, and Britany Spears, wait I think she was mentioned already, oh well deserves a second warhead um I mean mention hee hee.

Why is everyone talking about nuking Canada, it is hardly a very important country, if it could be termed such a thing, I am still not entirely sure it is a country, or if it is whether or not has done anything worthwhile, I will say it again and another time, Canadian bacon is damn good, the only Canadian invention worthwhile, because we all know that

Canadian beer sucks.

But enough talk of Canada, that pseudo country, lets talk about reasons for lobbing a couple of warheads at Britain, Spice Girls nuff said, I mean do I really need to give more reasons.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:35 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon

*after observing Sailor Saturn's actions, remembers from science class that Saturn would float in a bucket of water, if you could find a big enough bucket, and after failing to find said bucket, proffers the planet to the giant competitors in a game of Intergalactic Water Polo* and watches avidly*

*= ™, ® & © The Waverly Corporation of North America 1999.

*twirls her glaive and moments later the giant competitors and game of Intergalactic Water Polo vanish without a trace, leaving her planet safely in its orbit*

*turns to Kameleon* Who dare mess with the Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

*puts her glaive "away" and pulls out her Silence Swordfish and turns on Kameleon*

SMACK!!

SMACK!!
SMACK!!

SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!

SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!

SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!

*puts her Silence Swordfish "away" and pulls her Silence Glaive back out, then returns to her throne room, putting up an impenetrable Silence Wall around Saturn*

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 5:53 pm

how bout we just nuke the eastern U.S. i think we'd get rid of just about all of those problems, like bush, we'd get it while britney was there, get rid of all the jerks on the east coast, and plus, the only important building has allready been brought down, what's the point of the rest of it? i say we just nuke everything east of the mississippi, and just for fun, we'd get arizona.