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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn


:eek: Can Californians swim?

Shall I make a call to my friend Panther and give him the go ahead on that, Monsieur Weasel?
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
Loads of pink hurt directed at Kameleon
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.

Consider the lesson learned - this day at least :D :p
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Why pink hurt?
Why not green blue or yellow?
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@Obsidian.

You'll notice I flamed Aegis in jocularity for his obviously moronic jest-like post. Its a joke.

You, on the other hand, meant it seriously and I flamed you in all seriousness.
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SS and Weasel's Weenie Dog?!!!
Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
the "eh" so does sound canadian, i've heard you canadians talk, you throw those "eh's" around like weasel throws his weenie dog around
...followed by...
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn


That's a scary thought...but not quite true according to my experiences. :eek:
...you got some significant experiences with Weasel's weenie dog???!!! Image Now THAT's gonna make headlines!Image

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!! Secret Diary of Saturn and the Weenie Dog... hear ye, hear ye! Image


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Originally posted by Aegis
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Re: SS and Weasel's Weenie Dog?!!!
Originally posted by Maharlika

...you got some significant experiences with Weasel's weenie dog???!!! Image Now THAT's gonna make headlines!Image

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!! Secret Diary of Saturn and the Weenie Dog... hear ye, hear ye! Image


Er...uh...um...eh? :o

It's not my fault he lied saying it was a footlong when it really isn't. ;) :p :D
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1.Hollywood (Home of "Only I know whats right and good for you because I'm rich, famous and full of myself" liberalism.)
2."Who wants to marry a millionaire?" (Ridiculous)
3.80's hair/rock bands who are still touring.
4.The Texas Rangers baseball team. (Hopeless)
5.Info-mercials
6.Violent crime
7.Traffic Jams
8.The huge amounts of money that pour out of the US to any nation with a widget to sell. (The world surely doesnt need that. You know, jobs and money.)
9.Synical, sarcastic people like me. (Ya think!)
10.Boy Bands
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3.80's hair/rock bands who are still touring


I love those tours. Do you have any idea what kind of women go to those things? :D :D
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Originally posted by CM
Why pink hurt?
Why not green blue or yellow?
Um...I hope this was a silly question - if you hadn't noticed, SS writes in pink.
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker


I love those tours. Do you have any idea what kind of women go to those things? :D :D

(stares blankly) No...I mean I used to, then I got old...er..older. (wanders away to look for pictures from the Winger show in 86) :D
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showing my age (but I'm still not as old as fable)
Originally posted by Happy Evil
(stares blankly) No...I mean I used to, then I got old...er..older. (wanders away to look for pictures from the Winger show in 86) :D
Does anyone else remember when Ratt was touring in the mid-80s? I think I was in middle school. Anyway, they were horrible, but their opening act kicked ass; it was Poison.

So this was the Ratt-Poison tour--somehow it's not as funny now as it was when I was 13 . . .

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Re: showing my age (but I'm still not as old as fable)
Originally posted by HighLordDave


Does anyone else remember when Ratt was touring in the mid-80s? I think I was in middle school. Anyway, they were horrible, but their opening act kicked ass; it was Poison.

So this was the Ratt-Poison tour--somehow it's not as funny now as it was when I was 13 . . .

::wanders off to look for old Duran Duran on vinyl and Journey on 8-track::
I remember Lita Ford opening for Poison....(at least I remember the Lita Ford part. :D after that...I don't remember a thing :D )
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HLD: :D


Like gasoline you wanna PUMP ME,
and leave me when you get your fill,
yeah
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Hair bands and glam were so much cooler 14 years ago . . .
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pepsi's got britney spears, but coke's got bush.
originally posted by Happy Evil
1.Hollywood (Home of "Only I know whats right and good for you because I'm rich, famous and full of myself" liberalism.)


it's called capitalism, deal with it. or start a revolution, whichever you prefer.

i'm a californian, and i know how to swim.

wait, why do we want to nuke california? well, why do you non-communists want to nuke california?
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Hair bands and glam were so much cooler 14 years ago . . .


Now I know how Waverly feels. :( :(


Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
well, why do you non-communists want to nuke california?
it's called capitalism :D I have a pile of land in Nevada...and with California gone...it will be all beach front.

Hey I got to make a dollar!!
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weasel, i always had you pinned as a communist.
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Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
weasel, i always had you pinned as a communist.
don't ypu mean COMMunist? :D
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yes, isn't that what i said? do i ever use caps?
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