Cute...

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:54 am

Its so cute!

Aww!

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:11 am

Sorry, doesn't qualify. Cute has to be both interesting and ugly. That is just ugly

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:12 am

Eh? Say that again, in English, not Jaces opinion language.

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:14 am

Sorry, a deffinition of cute I read in a dictionary once - "Interesting but ugly". I think it was an American dictionary, but can't remember which one.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:15 am

Edit:

I suppose I'll have to actually see the thing with sound to have an opinion.

Copies Beldin:

'No worries'

Viv

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:17 am

Glad to be back, m'lady.

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:37 am

So Viv, you thought it was interesting?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:44 am

Gnu: Nice to see you back

Jace: What I was able to see between alt-tabbing and looking over my shoulder to see if anyone was watching was sort of cute. What I was able to divine was that the cat was singing ( I have no speaker at work) and spending so much time day dreaming that she missed out on the love of the funny looking cat with the square mouth.

This has two thoughts:

A) Lucky cat. Iwouldn't want to date a cat with a square mouth, so hopefully she will romp off and find a cartoon cat with a mouth that actually moves as opposed to leering manically all the time.

B) Sad. Is that box that ends up between the cases her remains? If so, she should have stopped singing about the other cat and maybe used some cat-in-heat spray to drive him to distraction, therefore getting all the square faced cat love she could handle.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:53 am

That was glurgetastic. You will pay me for the minutes of my life that you have stolen and the time it took me to post this message.

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Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:54 am

I think that has crossed the cute line and is now closer to disgustingly tasteless.

Edit: What does glurgetastic mean?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:58 am

From the root 'glurge'

The snopes.com definiton:

What is glurge? Think of it as chicken soup with several cups of sugar mixed in: It's supposed to be a method of delivering a remedy for what ails you by adding sweetening to make the cure more appealing, but the result is more often a sickly-sweet concoction that induces hyperglycemic fits.

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:59 am

A> Is it better to be leared at manically than not to be leared at at all?

B> Cat love? There is no such thing. When they want a pat, they are just secreting ownership pheromones on you or using you to clean themselves so they don't get hair balls. And Sad? Pathetic Cinderella type (the cat that is, not you Viv. Honest.). If you want Prince Charming, go out and smack him over the head and drag him back to your cave. If you just sit there in your box, you deserve to get packed up and posted where ever.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:06 am

Originally posted by Jace
A> Is it better to be leared at manically than not to be leared at at all?

B> Cat love? There is no such thing. When they want a pat, they are just secreting ownership pheromones on you or using you to clean themselves so they don't get hair balls. And Sad? Pathetic Cinderella type (the cat that is, not you Viv. Honest.). If you want Prince Charming, go out and smack him over the head and drag him back to your cave. If you just sit there in your box, you deserve to get packed up and posted where ever.

A> Hmmm...I would say not leared at at all. Groping on the other hand

B> I take it you've never had a cat in heat as a pet? They wander around the house meowing hysterically while male cats circle like vultures outside. That was my suggestion for her

This is MUCH better than clubbing men over the head.

(Waverly:

)

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:10 am

I had one once, but it was male and probalby was one of the ones doing the circling. Horrible thing it was and we got on because we both disliked each other and the world in general. Ah to be a teenager again.

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:16 am

Thank you for the welcoming, m'lady!
When it comes to things like cat love, try and not be so realistic. Realism in these kind of things, excuse my language, sucks.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:18 am

I can't believe I wached the who thing. Hoping for some kind of explosion or something that will never come.
I thought it was a hidden joke or something.

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:19 am

Then one can say that I 'surprised' you then.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:25 am

I watched the whole thing too, but for the sole reason of being able to say:

THAT WAS AWFUL

I feel less of a man for merely seeing that horrible thing sing its soul-destroying song. Please, that was not cute, that was an evil thing to post here.

From the rules:
3) Refrain from posting comments that are offensive to members of the opposite sex.

6) Trolling won’t be tolerated either.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:34 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
I watched the whole thing too, but for the sole reason of being able to say:

THAT WAS AWFUL

I feel less of a man for merely seeing that horrible thing sing its soul-destroying song. Please, that was not cute, that was an evil thing to post here.

From the rules:
3) Refrain from posting comments that are offensive to members of the opposite sex.

6) Trolling won’t be tolerated either.

Hmm...did I miss something?

Granted I couldn't hear the song, and I saw about half of it. But where does it do 3 and 6? *confused*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:41 am

Well, they were both referring to Gnu really. Both posting something that is offensive to me, as a man, and therefore all men (hmm...maybe slightly tenous), and trolling, 'cos he blatantly didn't post this to show us all how cute that...thing...was. *shudder* His real motive was to start an argument about how we would like to bring about the demise of the...thing. *shudder*. Personally, I think one of AR's fireballs would work fine here