Poll: Best Female NPC Body? (you may be surprised)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 06, 2001 9:56 am

Er... just to clarify.... when I mentioned that my male friends made comments about size not mattering I was not necessarily referring to their thoughts on the female anatomy.

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Sun May 06, 2001 10:37 am

This may be getting off topic but to me shape is more important than size

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun May 06, 2001 10:56 am

Ok, we just reached the "too much information" stage.

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Sun May 06, 2001 12:24 pm

I have to disagree with you Georgi that most women in BG2 have large breasts. (althogh I wish they did) Viconia and all the other elves just cannot have large breasts due to thier naurte. They can only have a nice shape.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sun May 06, 2001 3:55 pm

This is pathetic. you are trying to discide witch npc has the biggest breasts

. Yes, some of the female portraits are pretty cute (like Jaheira and Aerie), but going as far as breat size?? Also about the "size" argument, um, try the SYM board, not the BG2 board.

vbarash · Post by **vbarash** » Sun May 06, 2001 4:51 pm

This is great. I'm sure almost every BG2 addict has thought about this at around 3AM, lonely and cold before his about-to-die computer, taking a one minute brake before trying to kill Kangaxx for ONE LAST TIME...

Evandarian · Post by **Evandarian** » Sun May 06, 2001 7:14 pm

Don't wanta even comment on the size thing...

As for poll for which girl is the best

know my answer-

!!!!Jaheira!!!!

There can be no other

vbarash · Post by **vbarash** » Sun May 06, 2001 7:25 pm

Evandarian, you're obviously misunderstanding the nature of the topic... this is a scholarly discussion on the beauty of the female characters' bodies, not just midnless rambling of people who have too much time on their hands

VictorStraffe · Post by **VictorStraffe** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:24 pm

Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>I was just very relieved to find that the female char's in BGII are much more extensively clad than they were in BGI. Much more realistic now, I think. Gracious, every time I changed armor in that game I turned red...</STRONG>

I know what ya mean. The female fighters in BG1 were pretty much just wearing swimsuits.

As for the original topic of this post, I'd have to say Viconia.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:33 pm

Mephit killer,

post again somewhere else. this is your first post. People will realize this is where it all began for you. Just kidding of course.

I must state for the record I find this thread to be odd taste and do not find a great deal of comfort posting in it. It's all kind of sad.

Anyway, the only reason I'm posting is because is because of EMINEM's initial words:

on Nalia, Those who disagree - go watch her replica (Drew Barrymore) in Charlie's Angels.

How could possibly compare Nalia to Drew. Nalia is ugly and only resembles Tori Spelling. Yuk. My first time through BG2 I killed her on site because I had 90210 flashbacks.

If you're really going to rate all of the female NPC's, don't leave out Ellesime.

VictorStraffe · Post by **VictorStraffe** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:53 pm

Ned Flanders: "Mephit killer, post again somewhere else. This is your first post. People will realize this is where it all began for you."

Are saying my opinion is meaningless?

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:20 pm

once again we have confirmed opinions that people who play computer games are over sexed losers.

This topic is so sick and twisted that I, userunfriendy, one of the sickest and twisted is unable to continue.

ick.....

EDWINA!!!!!

BODHI!!!!

actually I might think about using the bodhi avatar later. I am playing a gnomish kensai sorceror, with use any item, so I am always interested in avataors that are capable of casting and bashing, and bodhi sound interesting for a game...romance jahiera or aerie this time around? nah..never carried viccy all the way thru...

well, like manveru, you all know who I like.....

Aerie, for men who love whiney women...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:04 pm

mephit killer,

I am not saying your opinioin is meaningless, I'm saying this thread is and so far it is the only one you've posted in. No offense, it's all purely in jest. Just having fun.

Welcome to game banshee

Bobsy · Post by **Bobsy** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 12:12 pm

Do I have a beta copy or something? Jaheira is so UGLY.

Kassaras · Post by **Kassaras** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 12:48 pm

You must be kidding...
Jaheira is by far the best looking female in the game closely follwed by Viconia

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 1:58 pm

This is an odd topic. Not surprising to find it at GB.

I think the best looking female NPCs are Viconia and Aerie.

As for the 'does size matter' subdiscussion, I know plenty of men who prefer 'smaller' women.

Sir Michael · Post by **Sir Michael** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 2:31 pm

Oversexed losers?!? or Undersexed losers???

Edwina was a babe, except for her whiny, Joan Rivers-like voice...

Imoen is like your sister, so she shouldn't even be a part of this dicussion...

Bodhi??? If you kiss her, you lose two levels. Don't forget about that!

Hey, it's all good, as long as the babe sleeps with me!!!

Invincible121 · Post by **Invincible121** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 5:41 pm

Here is an idea.

IF YOU DON' LIKE THE TOPIC THEN DON'T POST ANYHING ON IT.

It seem stupid to me when people come on here nd complain about a toic, it's not manditory to post on every single one.

But getting back to the subject i am going to say that Nalia is Drew Barrymore and the lovely Jaheira is the best looking,
oh and don't forget personality.
Jaheira is one feisty young lady and comes out with some good lines: "Nature take the life she gave!......Yes oh omnipresent authority figure"
I for one am glad Khalid was killed, i could'nt stand him troughout BG1 and only kept him for Jaheira, why she was with him....i don't know.

And one more thing, what about Dynheir?
I know she was a BG1 character but still worth a mention.

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 1:15 am

Right Sailor Saturn, and I'm one of that guys!!
Never liked those big-breasted ladies, my vote goes to slender girls!!

About the best body, IMO, in the intentions of the designers, it belongs to Bodhi, this is the reason for her name.
No kidding guys, they have some fun even in naming the characters!!

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: Littiz ]

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 1:54 am

What the... ? Who resurrected this thread? Well, since I'm here, I may as append something to the orignal post.

I still think Nalia has the best body. Don't know 'bout her face (Aerie wins here IMO), but because of her pampered upbringing (in a castle for heaven's sakes) she's more likely to be found in a Playboy centerfold than any of the other female NPCs. Yeah, and the resemblance to Drew Barrymore is unmistakable. Even the "character" of Nalia can be traced to one of her movies - "Ever After," where she plays a socially conscious commoner in Medievel England who marries into royalty and moves into a castle from where she is able to help the poor in greater capacity.

Regarding size, I think it does matter upon first meeting someone, but it becomes less important the more you get to know the person, and become completely irrelevant should you happen to fall in love. In the final analysis, size [shape, contour, beauty, etc) is just another factor in a very big equation.