Good idea

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:50 am

Suggestion:
Mage: "Won't it be a good idea to test the hardness of that wall by ramming your head against it?"

Peasant (or whatever) : "Yeah! Good idea"

*BONK*

*BONK*

*BONK*

*BONK*

*SPLAT*

Hehehehe...That's why i like mindbenders so much

.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 2:29 pm

What do MindBenders get?

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 1:03 pm

Mindbenders get suggestion, charm/dominate person a couple times a day as supernatural ability.

Rodo · Post by **Rodo** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 1:56 pm

And the all important telepathy in first level. Be in constant communication even while silenced or with someone who's trying to keep quiet.

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 2:28 am

Druids aren't gonna like this!

Got a new one: Summon Monster IX. This spell is awesome!

Now i hear you ask: "how can this be? Have we underestimated the might of the Fiendish Dire Badger?" The answer, my friends, is yes and no. I wasn't thinking of Dire Bagers (fiendish or not) when i was typing this, but of d4+1 celestial elephants. (but you can use them as well for the following tactic.)

Picture this: You face a party of evil, high-level adventurers. Suddenly they hear a sound from above, look up and see 5 Celestial Elephants crashing down on them

I don't know exactly how heavy a celestial elephant is, but it's sure to weigh at least 1000 pounds. According to page 89 of the DM guide, thats 10d6 damage. Now summon them 110 ft above the taget's head, That's an additional 10d6 damage, for a grand total of 20d6 (The maximum possible for falling objects) damage!!!! The maximum range for MSIX is 125 ft (level 20:25ft + 5/level, i believe), so if you want to summon them 110 ft up, the maximum distance you can be from the target is the root of (125 squared - 110 squared), wich is the root of 3525 ft, wich is 59.37 ft. An elephant is Huge, so it's got at least a face of 10 ft by 10 ft, so you get a nice splash. Hehehehe...let's see a DM improvise his way out of this one...

P.S: The elephants can also fight, if they survive the crash.
P.P.S:This also makes the lower-level monster summoning spells better.

N.B: You can also summon Orcas, but i don't know if the are heavier or bigger.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 9:57 am

Has to be ona flat surface

Erwin · Post by **Erwin** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:06 am

Hi- Evil need a good laugh????? Simply use that nice towns well as a toilet!

Erwin · Post by **Erwin** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:15 am

Anyone eveer had an annoying elf in the party??? Get him back when using improvision by sticking a naked flame infront of his face! You've got to love it.

Going off the subject a bit now but how can i get my own back on a Dwarf with 4 (-3) charisma????

Ever lied to a halfling about how high the water is????

If you want to have a laugh try to fight with weried weopons!

E.g. a boot or a half orc using a halfling as a club.

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:15 am

Originallly posted by Craig
Has to be ona flat surface

Erm...what do you mean?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:49 am

A creature or object brought into being or transported to the character's location by a conjuration spell cannot appear inside another creature or object, nor can it appear floating in an empty space. It must arrive in an open location on a surface capable of supporting it. The creature or object must appear within the spell's range, but it does not have to remain within the range.

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Sun May 12, 2002 7:23 am

Is that also in the PH? I've read the descriptions of conjuration but it doesn't say that.

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Thu May 16, 2002 10:27 am

Originally posted by Aramant
Bad idea:

Our group found a mysterious, silver pool of an unknown substance. So, as everyone was puzzling over what it was, our Elven ranger drank from it. Remember T100 from Terminator 2? Yeah.

I made some stupid mistakes myself. Like sticking 2 spiked chains in my backpack and encountering 2 kytons in the next room.
My friends were laughing like hell while I was being shredded by their dancing chains ability

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Fri May 17, 2002 2:24 am

Originally posted by /-\lastor
My friends were laughing like hell while I was being shredded by their dancing chains ability

Yeah, we had a ball.