How many Mod's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:29 am

If Fable can take to Michael out of lawyers, then I think it is only fair that we give those lawyers amounst us a chance to hit back.

First person to come up with a (good) light bulb joke about mods wins mucho street cred.

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:33 am

Originally posted by Jace
If Fable can take to Michael out of lawyers, then I think it is only fair that we give those lawyers amounst us a chance to hit back.

First person to come up with a (good) light bulb joke about mods wins mucho street cred.

None, mods are mainly on software; a light bulb is hardware.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:26 am

Originally posted by Jace
If Fable can take to Michael out of lawyers, then I think it is only fair that we give those lawyers amounst us a chance to hit back.

First person to come up with a (good) light bulb joke about mods wins mucho street cred.

Considering :

fable, Sleepy & Lainy, especially Lainy "special" threatment towards moi
how three of them were my comrade in arms
I don't want to play on the "Baassie" Zone
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I'll pass on your offer

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:35 am

How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
four- one to donate the bulb, never use it again, but maintaines the wiring

, one to say how it used to be done, one to unscrew it if its on for too long

and one to proclaim at every possible moment the 'made in Canada' on the bulb.
Guess which one you are!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:56 am

Actually none.
They too lazy to do it themselves, they get of the 100 or less posts posters to do the dirty work!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:18 am

Originally posted by Morlock
How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
four- one to donate the bulb, never use it again, but maintaines the wiring , one to say how it used to be done, one to unscrew it if its on for too long and one to proclaim at every possible moment the 'made in Canada' on the bulb.
Guess which one you are!

The first would be: Buck

The second would be: Possible two here Ms. T and Fable

The third is: Mr. Sleep

The last one,

speaks for it's self.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:40 am

3.

One to screw it in.
One to make it sticky.
One to censor critics' use of pornographic material to describe how the bulb was screwed in.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:04 am

None.

Darkness is declared "standard feature"...

No worries,

Beldin

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:25 am

I agree with both Grunty and Morlock... Though, that Canadian commenting is a mystery to me .

Happy Evil · Post by **Happy Evil** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:29 am

It only takes one moderator to change a light bulb.
The question is did the bulb really need to be changed.

Long live Canadian Lawyers!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:59 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
3.

One to screw it in.
One to make it sticky.
One to censor critics' use of pornographic material to describe how the bulb was screwed in.

You forgot to mention the most important one to keep eye on Weasel with duct-tape and hammer in his hand.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:06 am

Just one

... to hold the light bulb in place while s/he waits for the world to revolve around him/her.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:18 am

Starts taking down notes for "Who should be Bassied-spin the bottle" at the weekly Mod.party

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:25 am

Originally posted by Xandax
Starts taking down notes for "Who should be Bassied-spin the bottle" at the weekly Mod.party

Speaking of which, do you think the word "Bassied" would make it into the English Dictionary?

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:27 pm

What's "Bassie?"

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:00 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM
What's "Bassie?"

Egads Eminem, open a can of worms...

Baasie was a member that broke some of the forum rules (forgot how) and came back with alter-egos to claim innocence and ask for forgiveness but Buck refused him entry back.

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:01 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM
What's "Bassie?"

What? you don't know about Bassie?

Bassie was a member here- who was banned for some reason. Not especialy remarkable, except for the fact that a few days later he resurfaced as 'Banned Bassie'- forcing Buck to extend the banning of all members to their IP address.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:02 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM
Just one

... to hold the light bulb in place while s/he waits for the world to revolve around him/her.

It's only T that thinks that way.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:05 pm

Originally posted by Morlock

What? you don't know about Bassie?

Bassie was a member here- who was banned for some reason. Not especialy remarkable, except for the fact that a few days later he resurfaced as 'Banned Bassie'- forcing Buck to extent the banning of all members to their IP address.

Beat ya too it Morlock!

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

Beat ya too it Morlock!

You only beat by exactly one minute!

Plus, you did not mention it as the cause for the banning of all IP addresses.

Also, I think I won the title of being the first one to come up with a good one!

What do I get?