Your best insults-no spam

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 02, 2002 1:16 am

Only real life.

The other day, a Girl(holding a mobile phone) was round the p.e block at my school, some on in the group I was in said "Mobile phones aren't aloud at school!" She replied quickly "Does this face show concern?!" and pointed to her face. Purly out of instinct, I retorted, "No...Wait, thats a face?"; she promptly left.

So do any of you have good insults?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 1:42 am

No prizes for guessing what AR's is gonna be...

I used to have some great insults, but after people stopped forcing me to use them a few years ago I've forgotten most of them.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 02, 2002 2:32 am

"What colour is the sky on your planet?"

I use it all the time.

PS Good one Craig.

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:16 am

Said to a freind of mine when she and her (ex) boyfriend where having an argument.

You pathetic pile of genetic misinformation!

Edit - Sorry, first quote was wrong, that should read
"You pathetic mishmash of genetic misinformation!"

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:24 am

Mine are just to durty for this place.

Let's just keep it at it, that it includes a horses genitals...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:22 am

The Linkmaster strikes again !

Try this or this.

No worries,

Beldin

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu May 02, 2002 2:57 pm

Not mine (I am too kind

) , but my dad's.

I once overheard him say to someone 'you are two faced and sit on the best one'. Okay, it was a little cruder than that and involved an 'h'

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu May 02, 2002 3:17 pm

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Actually, my best one probably is...

"You walk quite well for someone who has his head stuck up his own ass..."

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu May 02, 2002 3:24 pm

I use this one all the time-
"Hey, here's a game for ya! why don't you put a gun in your mouth and see how many times you can pull the trigger?"

"May your enemies get cramps in their legs.... when they dance on your grave."

"May a genie grant you all your wishes- and then mistake you for your wost enemy"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:46 pm

"Get a brain !"

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:38 pm

No prizes for guessing what AR's is gonna be...

i've pretty much given up on insults, i've decided a quick kick to the groin is much more effective. actually used it today, there was some bulgarian kid that i don't like so i naturally started making fun of bulgaria (even though i know nothing about it, so anyway, he gets pissed and comes after me, pulls my hair (very girly stupid way of fighting, got me mad) so i kicked him in the nuts, also very stupid girly way of fighting, but hey, who cares.

the "does the face show cocern" thing is just so incredibly annoying i would have to say it deserves a kick in the groin. and they're called cell phones!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:40 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns

i've pretty much given up on insults, i've decided a quick kick to the groin is much more effective. actually used it today, there was some bulgarian kid that i don't like so i naturally started making fun of bulgaria (even though i know nothing about it, so anyway, he gets pissed and comes after me, pulls my hair (very girly stupid way of fighting, got me mad) so i kicked him in the nuts, also very stupid girly way of fighting, but hey, who cares.

the "does the face show cocern" thing is just so incredibly annoying i would have to say it deserves a kick in the groin. and they're called cell phones!

I don't know whats worse. I guy who admits he rather kick a guy in the balls, or a guy that abuses "your momma" jokes....

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:44 pm

ah, i'd say they're both about the same

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri May 03, 2002 1:05 am

this was used by my classmate in elementary school(talking to a girl in the middle of the class:"hey (xxx) could you borrow me your face, i forgot my a$$ home