DF Characters...

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 3:02 pm

All that hugging! Ick ick ick!!!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Der-draigen
All that hugging! Ick ick ick!!!

Ah Deedee! I never knew you liked hugging!

*Hug*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 4:07 pm

as posted elsewhere....

Name: Gwalchmai (pronounced with a hard guttural ‘ch’ like how a German-speaker might say it - not with a soft ‘ch’ as in ‘chicken’
Nickname: His friends call him Gwally
Race: Human
Age: A bit older, and he really doesn't want to talk about it.
Class: Totemic Druid
Alignment: Neutralish
Appearance: Perhaps larger than average, stocky, broad shoulders, brown hair, beard, hazel eyes, large hands.
Clothing: Leather armor, black bracers he made from a demon, a brown cloak, tunic, leggings, etc.
Weapon: Currently, his semi-sentient club (The Louiseville Slugger) is still recuperating from an accidental beating at the hands of Dragon Wench. He has an oaken staff that he cut after being knocked unconscious and stripped by a doppleganger. His blade is a wakizashi that deals cold-based damage called The Winter Blade.
Hobbies: His large hands are advanced specialized (+++++) in massage therapy.
Favorite Female Dark Flame: He just can’t decide... they are all so.... amazingly.... lovely.... *Gwally zones out just thinking about them*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 4:12 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: DF Characters...

Originally posted by dragon wench

Erm...are you indicating that you suggested the "improvements"?

I suggested *some* improvements *sigh*

@Gwally LMAO!

*hugs his collapsed form - he won't remember anyway*

@DD - what's up? is DD not a soft person just waiting to break free?

*hug*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 4:57 pm

Name: Bloodstalker
Nickname: BS
Race: Human
age: about 26
Class: sorta like a wizard slayer, not by choice though.
Alighnment:Chaotic good
Appearance: About 5feet, 10 inches tall, Shoulder length dark hair, blue-gray eyes, deeply tanned and weatherbeaten skin from prolonged exposure to the outdoors.
Clothing:Studded leather armor, leather pants and leggings,bracers, boots
Weapons: Striker, a bastard sword named due to it's ability to hack through some mage defenses, dagger, and a pair of throwing dagger's kept in his boots.
Likes: The great outdoors, good drink, and fine companionship

Dislikes: magic and mages. He is very disfunctional in that sense. stems from a nasty imprisonment where he was subjected to certain experimentla procedures. As a result, he has developed certain resistances to magic, but hasn't learned any control as yet.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 09, 2002 8:24 am

Re: Re: DF Characters...

Originally posted by Der-draigen
Der-draigen

Nickname: Deedee
Class: Monk
Gender: Female
Race: Not even the Shadow Master knows for sure
Age: Heh heh heh...
Height: Varies
Looks: Vary, according to the convenience of circumstance
Wears: In her favorite guise -- much black clothing, and high boots
Favourite Weapon: Hands
Favourite Spell: The Poultry Transformation
Likes: Death, Destruction, Mayhem, Sowing Confusion and Dread; Kara-Turian cuisine, walks on the beach.
Dislikes: Sweetness and light, ick
Is: Misunderstood and secretly longing for a warm fuzzy feeling

Just in case you didn't know, there is a lvl. 1 cleric spell called Change Chicken (which, surprisingly, does just that) in BG2. Just look for it with SK, you'll see it.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:34 am

Re: Re: Re: DF Characters...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Just in case you didn't know, there is a lvl. 1 cleric spell called Change Chicken (which, surprisingly, does just that) in BG2. Just look for it with SK, you'll see it.

What does it change a chicken into? Is it a human? Is that what Thalantyr uses on Melicamp in BG1? Why am I asking so many damn silly questions? Is it because I'm attempting to spam relevantly? Am I failing? Is it wrong? Do I sound like Noober? Or perhaps Neeber? Do you want some of these nice Bullets +2? Or perhaps these fine leather jackets? Are you going to hit me like all the others? Does that armour chafe? *oof*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:35 am

Are you an adventurer?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Are you an adventurer?

Now that spam really was inexcusable...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:41 am

Can't have the armour chafing now, can we.....that's why mage robes are just so much more comfortable.....

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 09, 2002 9:43 am

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Originally posted by Kameleon

Is that what Thalantyr uses on Melicamp in BG1?

That's the Antichickenator, a mage spell (I forget what lvl). Different spell, I'm afraid.

I've tried that one too and it doesn't reverse the effects of Change Chicken. Pity.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:43 am

*counts seconds before someone mentions Gruntboy, pantless marines, or going commando*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 09, 2002 9:45 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: DF Characters...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
That's the Antichickenator, a mage spell (I forget what lvl).

Ah, that was it, I'm rather surprised that I even managed to remember the names of the guys, it has been about 2 years since I ventured into the wilds of High Hedge, mage robe or no mage robe

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu May 09, 2002 10:31 am

by kameleon
Now that spam really was inexcusable...

Having a post that does nothing other than deride someone else's spam as useless spam is perhaps the lowest form of spam there is.

Have you ever seen a dragon?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 09, 2002 11:03 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Having a post that does nothing other than deride someone else's spam as useless spam is perhaps the lowest form of spam there is.

Have you ever seen a dragon?

Thank you very much, you spammer. And not IRL, anyway

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu May 09, 2002 11:16 am

Ahhh IRL, in real life. Oft tried to decipher that acronym unsuccessful.

I wanna see a dragon.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu May 09, 2002 11:26 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Ahhh IRL, in real life. Oft tried to decipher that acronym unsuccessful.

I wanna see a dragon.

Wow, mee too. Is that sword sharp?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu May 09, 2002 2:02 pm

Well, I gues you could say that me and Nippy have chased the dragon, rode the dragon, and killed the dragon.....I wasn't very impressed.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu May 09, 2002 2:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, I gues you could say that me and Nippy have chased the dragon, rode the dragon, and killed the dragon.....I wasn't very impressed.

Sadly it is so, do you think we could get our money back?

Wow! A Balor, do you think he will let me pet him?

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Thu May 09, 2002 6:37 pm

pfff, Chased a dragon. try BEING chased by a dragon....

Anyways

Name: Sir Jace Khoron
Alias: Farscape, Lord Scape.
Class: Ranger/Paladin
Gender: Male
Race: 1/2 Demon, 1/2 Human
Age: 27
Height: 6'4 ft
Weight: 186 lbs
Appearance: Tall Dark and Handsome.
Armour: Firecam Fullplate, (badly damaged now) and a suit of plate made from Green, Red and White dragon scale.
Weapons: Vengeance - A wicked longsword carved from enchanted Obsidian, does extra damage versus good, now destroyed.
Redemption - A hatchet that when thrown returns, does extra damage against evil.
Redeemer - A longsword reforged from Keldorns Hallowed Redeemer, can cast bolt of Glory and fireshield.
Likes: Fine drink, good company, glorious battle.
Dislikes: Demon life of any kind.
Is: Various from well mannered paladin, chaotic fun loving ranger, dark brooding fallen Paladin.

Please ladies and gentlemen, an end to the spam!