Best dialogue

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Apr 21, 2002 6:59 am

My favorites are between Jaheira and Mazzy (Kids be warned!):

Jaheira: What next, oh omnipresent authority figure?

Mazzy: Jaheira, don't you think you should be more respectful towards Seteal? She is only trying to do her best; you don't need to be so...so...

Jaheira: B****y?

Mazzy: If you would put it that way, yes.

And another personal favorite is between Anomen and Jan. Anomen claimed that he killed twenty-one giants in order to impress my PC, and then Jan starts this looooong story about Ano the Dung Orc, and uses this story to show Anomen's arrogance. (Get it? ANOmen?) These to together are hilarious because Anomen can't get a word in without being interupted by a smart-allec comment from Jan. You'd all have to see it!

Gihish · Post by **Gihish** » Sun Apr 21, 2002 7:12 am

Uncle Scratchy's lines when he talks to you in the cellar! LOL. hell there are so many!!

Gihish · Post by **Gihish** » Sun Apr 21, 2002 10:30 am

HAHAHA!! well you really think I can remember all the uncle/aunt names?!? please I'm only human!

but IT IS a funny dialogue.
you know I think that the "one day boom he rules" you posted there is really a reference to uncle scratchy rather than Tiax and that you know something we don't!

LosPantalones5 · Post by **LosPantalones5** » Sun Apr 21, 2002 10:47 am

I was browsing through random forums and I came across something that Edwin said about killing everyone in the party w/ coals and red-hot pokie things, and I can't find it, but I thought it was hilarious. Could someone either remember waht it was or post a link to the spot?

ARcheR_S_ · Post by **ARcheR_S_** » Sun Apr 21, 2002 11:34 am

Re........

Minsc:

Doooooont teach my hamster too suck egss!!

HILARIOUS HOW HE SAYS IT

-ARcheR_S_

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DReAM YouR liFe................live YouR DreAM

moonbunny · Post by **moonbunny** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:07 pm

Edwin Post

It was when Edwin was turned into a girl from the Nether Scroll, and it's either when you click on him or its during a conversation w/ him that he says that. That's pretty funny too...

Easter bunny · Post by **Easter bunny** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:34 am

the very best dialogsare the discussions between Jan & Anomen!
(just think of jan´s excuse to ano in tob

)

moonbunny · Post by **moonbunny** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:01 pm

I've never had Jan and Anomen at the same time, but i bet that they are really funny. I like Minsc's comments after your rep is at a certain point. I think there are 3...one is about getting your main char. an ice weasle or something like that

GNGSpam · Post by **GNGSpam** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:13 pm

Jan: So Viconia I suppose you must be a Drow eh?

Viconia: Speak not to your betters surface slave

Jan: My brother Eldgar Buttercup had skin the shade of characoal too. Well technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire you see.

Viconia: You do love the sound of your own voice dont you gnome?

Jan: My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips ... (sob) ... only lips.

Viconia: Deaf?Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments.

Jan: I heard that! In fact it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an avater of Lloth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival you understand. Nothing personnal. He tasted a bit like chicken.

Viconia: Kivan (my name), how is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?

Kivan: Truthfully it all goes back to that time that Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin Pipe, got caught in a nasty flesh golem eating contest...

Jan: Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant really, you start with a saucer of milk - golems really are suckers for milk...

Viconia: I refuse to listen to this

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DaringCommander11 · Post by **DaringCommander11** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:24 pm

That hilarious!!! I never experienced that one!

GNGSpam · Post by **GNGSpam** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:47 pm

If you collect them, by all means post them.

I think hands down the most intresting/funniest party are the evil characters (Viconia, Edwin, Korgan) and Jan.

GNGSpam · Post by **GNGSpam** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:14 pm

Man, im playing right now and I JUST had a great dialogue between Viconia and Korgan, but I didnt save it! Its the one time I saw someone shut Viconia up. Go Korgan

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:42 am

Saw this on the Pirate Isle a while ago

Pirate 1 Argh!
Pirate 2 Argh!
Pirate 1 Argh!
Pirate 2 Argh!
Pirate 1 kills Pirate 2
Pirate 1 I warned him!

Phantom Lord · Post by **Phantom Lord** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 11:28 am

Originally posted by GNGSpam
Man, im playing right now and I JUST had a great dialogue between Viconia and Korgan, but I didnt save it! Its the one time I saw someone shut Viconia up. Go Korgan

You mean the one with the ransom for the necklace of drow ears, I suppose? "Usually I kill everything on sight but drow ...." . An all time classic!

GNGSpam · Post by **GNGSpam** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 11:31 am

aye thats the one! Korgans a badass for no other reason then having the balls to shut Viconia up

LosPantalones5 · Post by **LosPantalones5** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 6:41 pm

Moonbunny's Edwin reply

Do you remember what he said?

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 4:17 am

Yeah I remember that particular one from Korgan also, awesome it was. I think Viconia asked him if he had had any contact with her house. He replied that he had tortured and killed them and relieved himself on their ashes hehe. There he lives up to his chaotic evil alignment.
Makes me wanna start an evil party again really.
Probably will actually.

Quelsaruk · Post by **Quelsaruk** » Sun May 12, 2002 2:58 pm

Minsc:NO effect?I need a bigger sword... When the target is nit affected by Minsc's attacks.I also find extremely funny Aerie's whining when she's lost a l;ot of hp:Oh it hurts,it hurts so much... Am I that sadistic?No but I do adore Drow...

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun May 12, 2002 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Bruce Lee
Yeah I remember that particular one from Korgan also, awesome it was. I think Viconia asked him if he had had any contact with her house. He replied that he had tortured and killed them and relieved himself on their ashes hehe. There he lives up to his chaotic evil alignment.

That's the wonderful thing about people in reallife: they can look at the same thing, and see it from such different perspectives. IMO, that excellent bit of dialog shows exactly the opposite--how the writers knew that in the final analysis, alignment means next to nothing.

What they did, instead, was think of a how a greedy but cooperative mercenary, used to flinging abuse about like thrown axes at those he didn't like, might reply in such a situation.

Contrast this with Quayle's frustrated riposte in BG1 (where the dialog was aimed much more at pre-adolescents, as Bioware has readily admitted) to "evil" characters: "Oh, you're so, so EVIL!" Now, that's appropriately rigid AD&D alignment-oriented conduct--to me.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun May 12, 2002 3:43 pm

Some of my fav lines are the things that the PC can say to NPCs and Pedestrians. Like in the Anomen Romance, when he tried to be really sentimental and everything, well, I said this...

Anomen "Eva Rena, look at this flower I have picked. It's a (some name of a flower) if I'm not mistaken. Quite a rare shade of red."

Eva Rena "Do you always go around picking flowers, Anomen?"

And then in ToB when you meet a mad Mage in Abazigal's Lair, he will begin to tell you that his experiments smell like cheese. If you have both Jan and Anomen in the group, Jan will start a long discussion about cheese and stuff, and Anomen will get mad, saying that he joined the group to be an adventurer and restore the Sword Coast (or something along those lines). Not to discuss cheese. (I only experienced this conversation once, however. I think it may be random.)

But I just got a Mazzy and Jan (and Anomen...of cource) convo. This one's good!

Mazzy: Jan, how is it that you can create incredible offensive intrument to make traveling to much easier and can make fighting so much more effecient, but your life dream is accomplish and complete the creation of the perfect turnip peeler?

Jan: Well, is started waaaaaay back when I was travelling up and down the Sword Coast by ship with the lot of my relatives during the Great Underwear Shortage...

MazzY: You're mentally incapable of answering a question, aren't you, gnome?

Jan: ...I was dancing on the poop deck (which was customary at the time) in the remnants of my last pair of underwear with my nose and other extremes getting severly frostbitten...

Mazzy: Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Jan: Well, I never!

Mazzy: SHUT UP!

Anomen: I told you he was an idiot.

I was havin' a good ol' time when I heard that one!