Fable's Pancake and Spam Emporium

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 1:56 am

Originally posted by CM
*pukes on the floor beside the mac*
You gotta warn me about the turbulence.
So now where is my tea?

Have you ever tried teleporting a mack truck with an internal pocket plane and a flame-thrower on the roof through space-time to land in a specific location? I think Beldin does quite well, especially since there was no X marking the spot this time.

Here's your tea laced with shine

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 1:58 am

Nah i don't trust you guys. Just point me to the stove i am making it desi Ishtayle! (that is how pakistanis say style)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:24 am

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Congrats on the 900, Beldin. Only 100 more to go, before you hit 1k ** takes the MC² out of cold storage and starts filling the hottub with a fresh supply of Electric Shine Stinger **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:56 am

Beldin:

**starts the forklift and unloads the mobile Bar and some crates with glasses and the horse-sized and BS-sized pints**

Uh oh. NOW I'm thirsty....

**goes for a shower and then enters the hottub. starts to SLURR slowly (it's monday after all...) **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 3:06 am

I'll have an MC² while they're still cold, thanks mate.
**Takes an MC² and starts SLURRing**

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 3:09 am

what exactly is slurring? You licking the tub or something?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 13, 2002 3:14 am

@CM: Have a look HERE.

and here.

That'S the "clinical" definition of SLURR - but we've taken it far beyond....you just don't wanna know....

No worries,

Beldin

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 3:20 am

No longer are SLURRs limited to alcohol alone, now you can SLURR while stoned as well.

Ain't progress grand?

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 3:26 am

so basically you get wasted and spam?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 3:29 am

More or less, yes. However getting wasted first is absolutely essential to the process.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 3:33 am

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I concur

** downs an E.C.h.C. and lights a spliff **

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 3:44 am

Thank God i will never be a slurr then!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 3:55 am

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Originally posted by CM
Damn you...damn you all to heck.....*passes out*

... sounds like a SLURR to me

.

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 4:09 am

You drugged me. You should be happy I haven't gone jihadi on you guys!

And i am not a slur, plus i had less than .00000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000 000000000000000000 000000000000000 00000000000000001 shine in that sip.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:21 am

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... sounds like a SLURR to me

.always in denial...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:38 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I concur ** downs an E.C.h.C. and lights a <snip!> **

Watch it Eerhardt - I know its a fine line between drugs and alcohol but I am not so sure the SYM mods will take kindly to any posts about taking drugs. Real or immaginary.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:40 am

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I will have to consult my colleagues about this, Gruntboy. Care for an E.C.h.C.? ** offers Gruntboy an E.C.h.C. **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:45 am

Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Watch it Eerhardt - I know its a fine line between drugs and alcohol but I am not so sure the SYM mods will take kindly to any posts about taking drugs. Real or immaginary.

Thanks for the warning Grunty !

We can stop it anytime we want to !

But since no one complained when we smoked the last couple of hundred <snips> or even "Ole" it should be OK....I think we're all old enough to know the difference between RL and SYM... and that is that the dope tastes better IRL...even if it isn't apricot flavoured...
No worries, we'll take it into consideration...

Beldin

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:47 am

I know Beldin, but there are kids watching...

I guess a drink won't do any harm though, cheers Eerhardt!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:50 am

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Cheers, Gruntboy! ** takes a drink from his E.C.h.C. ** And kids, don't try any of this at home (that's what SYM is for)

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