Gruntboy's High Tea and Currant Bun Shoppe

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon May 13, 2002 8:49 am

*frogus skips into bar* Wow!

This is a great place grunt...real class...

*trips over something on floor, looks down and notices secret trap door.... Opens trapdoor and recoils as funny smell hits...peers into darkness below after stale gasses drift away...*

Bloodstalker..is that you?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 8:50 am

It was Ned! - that dress fools no-one!

@Ned and Mr Sleep - cheers!! I am getting the hang of this aren't I?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 13, 2002 8:56 am

Re: You are wise Yshania-San

Originally posted by Yshania
@Ned and Mr Sleep - cheers!! I am getting the hang of this aren't I?

You just need a bit of extra indemnification and you would be untouchable in these situations

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:01 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
@McBane, aren't tea and crumpets enough???

As in a naughty bit of crumpet??

@Ned - You do look fabulous tonight!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:05 am

I try - but that dress was a little conspicuous

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

You just need a bit of extra indemnification and you would be untouchable in these situations

Ooh! Should I seek compensation for these outrageous accusations!!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:10 am

Re: I try - but that dress was a little conspicuous

Originally posted by Yshania

Ooh! Should I seek compensation for these outrageous accusations!!

Do you need representation? I might even offer my services free of charge!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:13 am

Originally posted by McBane

Do you need representation? I might even offer my services free of charge!

Ok done!

Hmm...now do we sue Weasel for defamation of character? do we go to the press for more impact?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:17 am

Originally posted by Yshania

Ok done! Hmm...now do we sue Weasel for defamation of character? do we go to the press for more impact?

Let's go to the press first, then we will litigate. I foresee an out of court settlement. How much do you need to compensate for the mental anguish, as well as restore your credibility, as the foul miscreant Weasel has defamed your character?

Think large numbers! Oh, maybe we can get T'L to preside over the trial. **If anything, I'll get another chance to get her in chambers..**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:22 am

Walks in, see's McBane in a wig, Ned in a dress.......hmmmm

Looks at the rules and is absolutly shocked and horrified......no beer? What kind of a place are you running here?!?!?!!

is just about to leave when he sees Ysh .....well, at least there is a reason to hang around for awhile.....

Opens trapdoor and recoils as funny smell hits...peers into darkness below after stale gasses drift away...*

Close that door frogus, were you raised in a barn?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:23 am

McBane,

You think you can buy me off with those cute comments. Your off to defend to some saucy tart in a defamation case who just pawned the blame off on one of your best and original clients. Perhaps that powdered wig has done clouded your judgement. If anyone has a true defamation of character lawsuit it would be I.

And look at Sleep playing the role of narc trying to cover his own arse. Find me another with more resources and time when it comes to tapping GB accounts. Plus our good friend sleep has a motive. He still pines for his old tavern.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:29 am

Originally posted by McBane

Let's go to the press first, then we will litigate. I foresee an out of court settlement. How much do you need to compensate for the mental anguish, as well as restore your credibility, as the foul miscreant Weasel has defamed your character?

Think large numbers! Oh, maybe we can get T'L to preside over the trial. **If anything, I'll get another chance to get her in chambers..**

Ok, so we need a publicity manager then?

erm...I don't know!

I mean, I have never been so blatantly and publically attacked - and without reason too! *sniff* How do you put a value on your credibility? Do we put this to a vote?

eek: )

LMAO!!

oo er!

@BS - nice to see you too!

Originally posted by Ned

You think you can buy me off with those cute comments. Your off to defend to some saucy tart in a defamation case who just pawned the blame off on one of your best and original clients. Perhaps that powdered wig has done clouded your judgement. If anyone has a true defamation of character lawsuit it would be I.

Saucy tart?! (LMAO!

) *ahem* McB - add him to our shopping list. It was not me who placed him in a tea house dressed as a victorian wench. I mean, how obvious is that that there is something seriously amiss?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:31 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
McBane,

You think you can buy me off with those cute comments. Your off to defend to some saucy tart in a defamation case who just pawned the blame off on one of your best and original clients. Perhaps that powdered wig has done clouded your judgement. If anyone has a true defamation of character lawsuit it would be I.

And look at Sleep playing the role of narc trying to cover his own arse. Find me another with more resources and time when it comes to tapping GB accounts. Plus our good friend sleep has a motive. He still pines for his old tavern.

I believe we are accusing Weasel, not you. And if you think I would drop a long standing professional relationship to defend some saucy tart, well, you may be correct

As for Sleep, I agree with your assessment that HE is probably the guilty party. But I am not here to determine WHO is guilty, as long as YSH is not guilty.

I could defend you as well, if you are interested. I seem to have gotten myself working pro bono on this, and can use some extra income. So, shall we sue Sleep?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:33 am

Sue everybody.

I only wore the dress per McBane's request. Hell, he's my lawyer and always seems to know what's best so I followed his advice without question. Now, my skills and abilities with computers are being slandered (or is it libeled in this sense) to petty account theft. McBane, remember that big bank hacking job we pulled off. Really, I can't believe you'd agree with sleep's assessment knowing we've already done bigger and better things.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:35 am

Yeah, and take the money from MERF.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:36 am

Posted by Ysh:

Saucy tart?! (LMAO! ) *ahem* McB - add him to our shopping list. It was not me who placed him in a tea house dressed as a victorian wench. I mean, how obvious is that that there is something seriously amiss?

We may have a difficult time finding a jury that will rule in our favor. Besides, saucy tart has a nice ring to it, don't ya think??

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Sue everybody.

LMAO!

The saucy tart and the victorian wench are to take SYM to the cleaners!

@victorian wench - Sleepy took a reduced payment for coaching services, on the premise I pointed the finger at someone in this thread - don't tell him I told you this, but I am starting to think he is directing all blame away from the guilty party

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:39 am

I added to my lasts post. I didn't want it missed. check it out.

ysh, you're betrayal shocks me. I only hope the legal system does the right thing.

Now you're being two-faced. Indeed, you're playing the game well. It's not even about you anymore, only how much you'll get out of it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:41 am

Conspiracies abound....but I will get to the bottom of it all....

Dons Sherlock Holmes outfit, complete with magnifying glass.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:41 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I added to my lasts post. I didn't want it missed. check it out.

ysh, you're betrayal shocks me. I only hope the legal system does the right thing.

The legal system always does the right thing...(just ask OJ)

Ned - a little more discreet about the bank thing....

Funny, it seems that Sleep has disappeared. Wonder why??

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:44 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

I only wore the dress per McBane's request. Hell, he's my lawyer and always seems to know what's best so I followed his advice without question. Now, my skills and abilities with computers are being slandered (or is it libeled in this sense) to petty account theft. McBane, remember that big bank hacking job we pulled off. Really, I can't believe you'd agree with sleep's assessment knowing we've already done bigger and better things.

Ah!! so now I question my choice of lawyers!

he tried the dress trick on me too!

ysh, you're betrayal shocks me. I only hope the legal system does the right thing.

Now you're being two-faced. Indeed, you're playing the game well. It's not even about you anymore, only how much you'll get out of it.

Me too!

I am at a loss as to what you mean here!