Best dialogue

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Sun May 12, 2002 6:50 pm

Yeah you just have to love Jan Jansen!!!
I love the one about Ano the dung Orc aswell, a classic.

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:01 am

Oh I have to mentioned this one!

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When Sarevok urged me to reclaim my power, so he could stand by my side, my supergood char choosed this option:

"Have you learned nothing, Sarevok?"

How satisfying!!!!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:27 pm

Oooh. There's a guy right next to the desk in the Copper Coronet. If you have any female NPC (Or PC if she's female) he will start on about ...well...Let's just say he wants to have some fun. Here are some dialogues some female NPCs said to this guy.

Aerie: My uncle Quayle told me about men like you. Now keep your distance unless you want a Magic Missile(sp?) in your face!

Man (WHy can't I think of his name?!): Your sheer beauty sets all of my sences on fire!

Jaheira: I can set more of you on fire than that if you truly wish.

Man: Um, no...

Jaheira: Good. Then stay out of my way. (Go Jaheira!)

Man: Ah! If it isn't my little Chestnut!

Mazzy: Oh no. Not you again.

Man: Please, my chestnut. I only wish you please you in every way possible-

Mazzy: Stop calling me that and stay away from me!

These aren't exact, but they are pretty close. I haven't been in the Copper Coronet lately, so sorry if they're a little off.

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:03 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Oooh. There's a guy right next to the desk in the Copper Coronet. If you have any female NPC (Or PC if she's female) he will start on about ...well...Let's just say he wants to have some fun. Here are some dialogues some female NPCs said to this guy.

Aerie: My uncle Quayle told me about men like you. Now keep your distance unless you want a Magic Missile(sp?) in your face!

Man (WHy can't I think of his name?!): Your sheer beauty sets all of my sences on fire!

Jaheira: I can set more of you on fire than that if you truly wish.

Man: Um, no...

Jaheira: Good. Then stay out of my way. (Go Jaheira!)

Man: Ah! If it isn't my little Chestnut!

Mazzy: Oh no. Not you again.

Man: Please, my chestnut. I only wish you please you in every way possible-

Mazzy: Stop calling me that and stay away from me!

These aren't exact, but they are pretty close. I haven't been in the Copper Coronet lately, so sorry if they're a little off.

Take Edwina to see him

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:15 pm

Originally posted by UncleScratchy

I recall this one vaguely but don't have it written down. Can you post it? Much obliged.

I don't have it and I cannot remember it correctly... it came after one of Anomens braggings and was really good. Perhaps someone else knows it.
Oh and Uncle Scratchy... have you explored all the dialohues you can have with Jan if you send him to prison?
They are good also.

jcompton · Post by **jcompton** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:57 pm

Originally posted by Bruce Lee

Take Edwina to see him

Salvanas is indeed a real treat. Incidentally, if you were disappointed that Imoen doesn't have an interaction with him, we add one in the Kelsey pack.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon May 13, 2002 5:38 pm

And if you're playing a female protagonist and are done having your fun with him, take him up on his suggestion for a backroom romp and watch him run for the nearest exit.

I never wen't along that far with Salvanas. I always picked the "Cute line. Now get outta my way." dialogue. I may have to try that next time when I play an evil charactor...

I don't have it and I cannot remember it correctly... it came after one of Anomens braggings and was really good. Perhaps someone else knows it.

Aww, jeeze. Now I can't remember diddly-squat of that one. And it's one of the best, too. I definetly have to agree with all of the others that have said it before: Jan and Anomen have some of the best dialogues because they just bicker constantly. But if I do get that script, I'll private message it to ya, or even post it here if this thread is still running.

Anyone remember the arguement that Jan and Anomen have when you recieve the Cult of the Unseeing Eye quest in the temple district? When you're first told about Keldorn, Anomen will start off dialogue like this:

Anomen: "I know of Sir Keldorn. He's a member of the Order, though very arrogant and hard-headed."

Jan: "So, in other words, he's just like you."

Anomen: "You're lucky that you are so far beneath me that I have the patience to ignore that, gnome. Say it again, however, and I will not respond the same way."

And then there's the one with Jan, Anomen and Aerie. Once you reach the crumbling Avatar of Amuanator in the same quest, Jan will start a dialogue like this:

Jan: "You know, we had an avatar in Uncle Scrathy's backyard once. It was (the god of Wisom, If I remember correctly...Lost the name), and he was as drunk as the high Heavens he sat on and really deep in his sleep. Uncontious, I'm guessing. "

Anomen: "You are a disgrace to the gods, I swear it! (There's that god's name again...) is an exellent being of immense knowledge and power, and he deserves more respect from you if you are at all capable of it!"

Jan: "I swear I'm not lying! We just found him there one morning. Someone had gone and drawn a big ol' mustache on his face and left a good number of ale bottles by his side."

Aerie: "I know that it is quite disrespectful...but...the image is quite funny. *grin* Oh, you're terrible!"

Anomen: "I can't believe this..."

Anyways, I have a hundred of smaller Jan and Anomen dialogues. Most of the time is just Jan making a smart-allec comment, and Anomen just brushing him off hotly. They're definetly the two to have in a Nuetral-aligned group; as far as I know, they fight all the time, but nobody actually leaves the party to kill eachother off. I gotta say that they're two of my favorite NPCs!

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:54 pm

Originally posted by jcompton

Salvanas is indeed a real treat. Incidentally, if you were disappointed that Imoen doesn't have an interaction with him, we add one in the Kelsey pack.

Yep, that needed to be added. Was very well done!

One of my favourite lines is one of Minsc's battle cries - "Evil, meet my sword. Sword, MEET EVIL!!!!"

mynamewasstolen · Post by **mynamewasstolen** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:41 am

After the Slaver bit Korgan and Nalia get into an arguement. Nalia essentially states that Korgan is repulsive to which he replies:
"You would think different if you were short and bearded" and then begins to rant about his reputation amongst the dwarven ladies.