Take it standing (pub)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:08 am

Waits patiently for the effects of the drink to take place.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:13 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Waits patiently for the effects of the drink to take place.

Ah...but you have underestimated my capacity to hold alcohol..... I have been known to drink my partner beneath the table.....and he is 6"4

I am also fairly resistant to the effects of anaesthetic

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:19 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Waits patiently for the effects of the drink to take place.

**starts up a blender, smiling**

Anyone care for today's special??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:20 am

But you misunderstand, it wasn't the alcohol I was waiting on to take effect.........

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:22 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
But you misunderstand, it wasn't the alcohol I was waiting on to take effect.........

Uh oh....

but wait a minute...i am quite resitant to most things

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:24 am

Originally posted by McBane

**starts up a blender, smiling**

Anyone care for today's special??

and the special is...???

*Pulls owner's rank and demands to see ingredients*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:27 am

We shall see how resistant you are.....

in the meantime, I think I will have a drink myself. Pulls bottle from coat pocket.

I see you have found a job McBane....how's the pay?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:32 am

Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed doughnut.....to go!!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:36 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed doughnut.....to go!!!

*hands Ned an unlabled bottle and a glazed jelly donut....*
With requests like that you could almost qualify for cop status

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:39 am

Howdy, y'all! I'll take one of those virtual donuts, and anything DW has to offer!

I'll pass on whatever is in the blender, if you don't mind.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:40 am

by DW
With requests like that you could almost qualify for cop status

I view such a statement as the most severe of flames possible.

It was actually a quote of diamond david lee roth from many years ago in a stupid video. It just seemed appropriate. Little did I know I'd be slapped in with the masses of law enforcement. I hate law, that's why we have mcbane.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:40 am

Don't encourage him, next thing you know, he'll be demanding everyone here "spead' em"

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:45 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

and the special is...???
*Pulls owner's rank and demands to see ingredients*

Um, just some ice, rum, rasberries, bananas, and a little "secret elixer) Not to worry, it is a legal substance...(somewhere, I think)

This is nothing that hasn't been served in other establishments.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:47 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Howdy, y'all! I'll take one of those virtual donuts, and anything DW has to offer! I'll pass on whatever is in the blender, if you don't mind.

Coward! - Anyway, fill up on the donuts, BS has been in the back making donut holes

They are on special today....Don't worry, they are glazed!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:52 am

Originally posted by McBane
Coward! - Anyway, fill up on the donuts, BS has been in the back making donut holes They are on special today....Don't worry, they are glazed!

Uh, *urk* I think I'll pass....

Hey! I hear they are planning on opening up a Krispy Kream here in town!

Figures. As soon as I go on a diet. No, they couldn't have opened the store last year....

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 11:55 am

@ Gwally - would you rather have a drink??

Krispy Kremes are very addictive. It is very easy to eat 5 or 6 before you know it.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:08 pm

*wakes up and lifts head off bar* that is some strong ale you have here DW!

Evening all!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:11 pm

No thanks, I don't feel like drinking any more.... Actually, McB, thanks to your description of BS's activities with the donuts, I'm a little put off my feed altogether!

Yes, Krispy Kremes are good enough to eat by the dozen!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:12 pm

Howdy, Ysh!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:13 pm

Why hello Ysh - So nice to see you.

@ Gwally - I can't imagine why you aren't hungry anymore!