DF Tavern

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 11:50 am

Maybe it is not a bad idea to draw the spam away from DF Discussion. Now that we have some able bar wenches, and more able consumers - here is the place

Come on Ned - set up that still!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 21, 2002 11:59 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Blood and Gwally: *hugs*

Is it just me, or does that sound like the name of a drink?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:03 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Is it just me, or does that sound like the name of a drink?

I am thirsty too - where is that bar wench?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:05 pm

So, I see the place is open, So what's to drink? Where are the wenches? And are they available for private parties?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

So, I see the place is open, So what's to drink? Where are the wenches? And are they available for private parties?

Well I was considering you and Ned were the best wenches here, so what do you think?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:09 pm

Hey, I never wore that dress......

However, if you wish to negotioate for some *private* services, I will be more than happy to accomodate you.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:11 pm

Grog me!

Nice to see a place like this, what are the odds that The Rolling Thunder crew (TM) roll in on us? Maybe they've got some weapons that I can buy!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:11 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Hey, I never wore that dress......

However, if you wish to negotioate for some *private* services, I will be more than happy to accomodate you.

Sounds like that should be in McBane's sig!

Are you a good shoeshiner? These boots are a bit covered in gore from the underdark

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:14 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
Grog me!

Nice to see a place like this, what are the odds that The Rolling Thunder crew (TM) roll in on us? Maybe they've got some weapons that I can buy!

Okay Guybrush!

LOL!

well it doesn't matter, since this is the spam thread...and we would not be wading through looking for important DF issues. Let them in!

I would ask that we keep Discussion as spam free as possible though - that way we might have our questions read...some seem more reluctant than others to climb through the spam to see if their posts have raised any queries

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:17 pm

My god woman! You are turning into Sleepy! Look! She's even carrying a sheep around with her!

I cannot wait until we get out of this place, I want to either go blade hunting, or decide if I want to carry on using my hands!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:17 pm

**walks in huffing and puffing, dragging the ole' still behind him**

I hold Beldin and Eerhardt personally responsible for letting the cartel tavern dip to page six. Man, that was a long haul dragging the still.

**proceeds to connect the connections and turn the turnables. A few moments pass and the still comes to life, and there was much rejoicing**

Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

So are there any rules in the erection of this tavern. I'm guessing we travel here from the DF discussion thread if we ever start to get off topic. Or, do we meet here, and then if we want to talk about the story, we move to the 'serious' discussion thread. I think we should go kidnap the tin man and have him as a full time bouncer. I like the tin man.

**pours a jug o' electric shine, quaffs it, and begins making the request for a round of Jameson**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:17 pm

Of course, shoeshining is my specialty. I usually delegate that chore to a lackey, thus leaving me free to attend to other needs.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:20 pm

by ysh
Well I was considering you and Ned were the best wenches here, so what do you think?

I'm not a wench. I'm invincible.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:29 pm

Quiet Ned, she is looking for some *private * entertainement from the wenches.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:44 pm

@Nippy - I would suggest a sword - using your hands may raise a few eyebrows!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**walks in huffing and puffing, dragging the ole' still behind him**

I hold Beldin and Eerhardt personally responsible for letting the cartel tavern dip to page six. Man, that was a long haul dragging the still.

**proceeds to connect the connections and turn the turnables. A few moments pass and the still comes to life, and there was much rejoicing**

Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

So are there any rules in the erection of this tavern. I'm guessing we travel here from the DF discussion thread if we ever start to get off topic. Or, do we meet here, and then if we want to talk about the story, we move to the 'serious' discussion thread. I think we should go kidnap the tin man and have him as a full time bouncer. I like the tin man.

**pours a jug o' electric shine, quaffs it, and begins making the request for a round of Jameson**

Welcome!

I think we know when we are spamming and when we are not!

I was only thinking of minimum spam in DF Discussion, and here is a free for all - who knows?? even Fas may join us for a glass!

*reluctantly hands out bottle of Jemmies then hands BS her boots*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:45 pm

LOL! what a good idea

Erm....with all these different threads in SYMN the DF has become a veritable invasion force! And imagine....it all started in a Harem tent....who could have foreseen the potential !

Oh btw, what's on tap?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:47 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
I didn't mean to dictate anything.

Yes you did!

And we love it!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:53 pm

If I'm gonna shine your boots, I insist on cleaning up the rest of your clothes so the bots don't look bad. c'mon, hand'em over.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:55 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Yes you did! And we love it!

You may love it, you whip-loving thing, you...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 12:56 pm

Speaking from personal experience Nippy?