DF Tavern

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:34 pm

I had no wish to do this, but here are excerpts from PM's intercepted by the Lurker Network. The conspiracy is maddening....

From Nippy to Gwally....................

Yes Gwally, I knew I could trick BS into implying he is an alter-ego, thus banning him from the board before he got any closer to the truth. So, would you prefer the spiked whip tonight?

The following is a excerpt from Gwally in response.....

I have told you and told you, keep away from me you sick monk

And stiil Sir Nippy does not relent...........

But I made it so we can be alone now. No one will know, I swear to you.

Gwally's final reply..................

Sicko!!!!!!

As you can see, this is really quite sad and pitiable. When last seen, Nippy was shopping for a gift to persuade Gwally......rumour place him looking for apples.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:42 pm

The question is...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I have told you and told you, keep away from me you sick monk

... what is Der Moench's role in all this?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:44 pm

Yes but BS, I think you will find that you are taking out your rejection by Gwally on me. I'm afraid to say this BS, but you are weak. You are an alter-ego and you cannot take beer, you weakling.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:46 pm

Re: The question is...

Originally posted by Georgi

... what is Der Moench's role in all this?

That's a good point you know, do you reckon he stole Der Moench's password?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:47 pm

Cannot take beer?

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
You sir, have insulted my honor. *Smacks Nippy with a beer bottle*

There shall be a drink off, and you shall not come forth from under the table for many days.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:49 pm

As you can see, this is really quite sad and pitiable. When last seen, Nippy was shopping for a gift to persuade Gwally......rumour place him looking for apples. [/b]

lmao maybe we ought to proclaim apple cider as the tavern's official beverage !

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:51 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

lmao maybe we ought to proclaim apple cider as the tavern's official beverage !

Fine if you want Ysh puking all over the place!!! that is cannabilism!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:53 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
maybe we ought to proclaim apple cider as the tavern's official beverage !

Cider as the official beverage in the Dark Flame tavern?! Blasphemy!

Posted by BS:
There shall be a drink off, and you shall not come forth from under the table for many days.

Heh heh. This ain't gonna be pretty...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 1:56 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Cannot take beer?

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!
You sir, have insulted my honor. *Smacks Nippy with a beer bottle*

There shall be a drink off, and you shall not come forth from under the table for many days.

Bring it on biotch! You shall be like the empty beer bottle! All alone with no drink inside him!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:00 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
You shall be like the empty beer bottle! All alone with no drink inside him!

Actually I think an empty beer bottle in this tavern is more likely to be surrounded by many other beer bottles with no drink inside him

Mysteria · Post by **Mysteria** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:01 pm

*rubs eyes*

Is it just me or are there suddenly DF threads everywhere?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by Mysteria
Is it just me or are there suddenly DF threads everywhere?

Yep

Strictly speaking, one would have thought that all that was needed to keep spam out of the DF discussion was a little self-control...

... Okay, maybe a DF tavern is a good idea

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:09 pm

Puts in a call for beer deliveries.

Strong you may be in the way of drink, but a drunken master yet you are not.

biotch

I have heard this phrase before, from another, are you sure you are not the alter ego here?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Mysteria
*rubs eyes*

Is it just me or are there suddenly DF threads everywhere?

Yep! we have taken over SYM.....

*You will be assimilated*

@ Georgi....*cough, cough, splutter*
You expect self control from a group of people who originally inhabited a Harem tent?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:16 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Yep! we have taken over SYM.....

But didn't that happen ages ago?

@ Georgi....*cough, cough, splutter*
You expect self control from a group of people who originally inhabited a Harem tent?

Well not really... hence my conclusion

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:22 pm

I vote for Georgi as Queen of the Tavern.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:25 pm

Thanks Gwally

But why does the tavern need a queen? (and wouldn't Aegis be better suited to the job?

)

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:25 pm

@DW and Georgi: ROFL!! I could certainly see DW as a Borg... along the lines of 7 of 9.

@Mysteria: I am creating a piece of software to track all the DF threads and to prognosticate their rate of reproduction. Except for one or two of them, they all seem to act like semi-sentient lifeforms that live off beer and spam.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Puts in a call for beer deliveries.

Strong you may be in the way of drink, but a drunken master yet you are not.

I have heard this phrase before, from another, are you sure you are not the alter ego here?

I am stronger than you old man! You will fall by my er... bottle!

Pff, a petty insult fool, do you think you can harm me with such weak words?

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Tue May 21, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I vote for Georgi as Queen of the Tavern.

You are such a kis.... *notes Georgi glowering at him with large septre in hand*.... um... right, great idea. Why didn't I think of that?