Death to this thread!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:02 am

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LOL -
I'll PM you about this in a second, Ode (don't want to spoil the fun

) ** pours a glass of Jack Daniels and empties it in one drink ** Aaah, haven't had a glass of J.D. in a while.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 1:05 am

I'll be up for one of those, @Eerhardt!

And I've scoped out a few nice places for our next move, whenever we decide that will be. I was thinking here for the novelty value, but the DFs will probably expect us to find our way into the DF Tavern before too long.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:31 am

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** pours Ode a glass of Jack Daniels ** Another connaisseur, I see. You want some too, Beldin? I think you just made an excellent suggestion, Ode. Meanwhile, the DF's are welcome to visit our gypsy caravan for drinks.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 1:41 am

**SLURRs the JDs** Yeah, I'm more of a spirits fan than a beer fan. I've already started hijacking the COMMies thread, they're about ripe for a takeover.
Georgi approves, so we've gotta be doing something right.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:20 am

**downs his C.C.B, gets a couple of J.D.'s and hits the spliff like there's no tomorrow**

@Ode : I just posted my part of the story, let me know what you think...

@Eerhardt: Your turn now....

@Both: I'd say we stay here for some time. We gave SYM more "action" yesterday than it had seen in the last 3 months....let the things settle down a little. Now that we've awakened the DF's things might get interesting

**downs 2 J.D.'s and prepares some Bucks FIZZes on the bar**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:37 am

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Posted my part, the minute I saw you posted part I, Beldin... Fas has kept mysteriously quiet the last few days...

** fills another glass of J.D. and downs it in one gulp **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:04 am

Beldin:

**deeply in communion with his inner self (with some help from the spliff)**

@Eerhardt & Ode: I've compiled a list of the (probably not so magic) potions we're going to sell to the DF's:
(I'll leave the pricing to you guys, I don't have a economic mind

)

Here we go:

MC²: gives fire resistance and infravision, lowers dex (chars with low dex pass out) , overdose triggers X-Ray vision and immediate blackout for 12 hours.

Bucks FIZZ: fire breath

Columbian Coffe Brew: antidote (gives some poison resistance too)

Electric Shine Stinger: electric resistance

Composite Headbanger C0cktail: increases speed of movement (but not attack), decreases coordination

Enhanced Composite Headbanger C0cktail: increases speed of movement and attack

And of course:
spiked TEA :Changes aligment if apllied on a constant basis. Is used to win over dark apprentices...

New potions lifted from the DF tavern - the names speak for themselves:

Mirrored Image Screwdriver:summons quickly multiplying rabbits, Side Effect - it's a hair raiser (or is that hare raiser ?) - Counters the effects of the "Abi-Dhalzim's Horrid Wilting Daquiri"

Static Charge Martini (made of "Summon Gin" and "Zone of Sweet Vermouth" :

False Dawn Tequila Sunrise :

Abi-Dhalzim's Horrid Wilting Daquiri:

Wail of the Banshee Martini :

Vampiric Touch Pina Colada :

Ale of Regeneration: lasts for six hours. However, when combined with a Mirrored Image Screwdriver raises strength, dexterity and constitution to 25,but sets wisdom and intelligence to 6.

Feel free to expand on it !

No worries,

Beldin

**sits back and stares at the ceiling**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:12 am

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Nice list, Beldin: you really knocked yourself out there. Looks like we gave the Dark Flames some ideas too, then.
Of course, we also have purple ale and black beer. Not too sure on its effects, yet ** lights one of the Buck's FIZZes on the bar and takes a drink **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 3:19 am

I like it so far. We've established a good solid character base here, and the soldiers bit is pure genius for potential future encounters. One suggestion for editing in, seeing as we're dealing with ogres one of us (I'd suggest me, simply because I'm the archer) should probably have a loaded missile weapon ready in case negotiations had gone bad. And perhaps have my falcon familiar join you for the flight, @Beldin.
@Beldin, the word you were after is "instantaneous"

Would've posted sooner except the brazilian took longer than I'd expected (Stupid soccer management game

).

**Takes the joint from Beldin's unresisting fingers and draws in a deep breath**

EDIT-check out the DF characters thread if you what to see the extra details I've added. There's one or two things that I hadn't thought of before (think I forgot to mention the 25 Con though, have to add that bit in later).

We did shake things up a bit, didn't we?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:24 am

Beldin:

@Ode: thanks for the idea, but since Beldin didn't KNOW he was going to try "IT" he didn't think of taking your falcon along....it was going to be a very personal moment after all

...

BTW - how about putting a price to our list of ****tails ?

**steals the spliff back**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 3:30 am

Okay by me.

Are we going to see what the drinks we haven't tested yet do before we price them?

**Downs another shot of JDs**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:39 am

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It's hard counting in gold pieces

. I'm up for testing! By the way, Ode, I edited in your idea; hope you like it better that way

** downs his Buck's FIZZ and starts on a Wail of the Banshee Martini **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 3:43 am

Stupid rotten non-working email. I could've helped out if it wasn't so screwy.

@Eerhardt-Still feeling fine? What's the Wail c0cktail like?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:48 am

@Ode: Try getting a freemail acoount like Hotmail or Everymail....it works fine for me...

@Eerhardt: Wail Martini ? You're feeling weel, I hope... **shouting** CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE ???

**goes and tries the False Dawn Tequila Sunrise**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:51 am

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** as Eerhardt starts to speak, all pints on the counter break ** I'M FIIIIne, Beldin! Hey, what the... Looks like we've found a first side-effect to the Wail of the Banshee C0cktail

.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:11 am

Beldin:

**musing** A side effect or a weapon ?

I'll look into it as soon as this stupid False Dawn times out and I can see again...remind me to take sunglasses next time I try the F.D.T.S. ..

**searches around in the recesses of his robe until he finds his trusty old Ray Ban +3 sunblocking glasses and waits for the effect of the drink to wear of...**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:16 am

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LOL, Beldin ** another series of glasses breaks ** Now, how much longer before this C0cktail's effects wear off? ** decides SLURRing is the best way not to cause any more glasses to break and starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of purple beer **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 4:24 am

I like my evamail account. It screws up sometimes but it has a nice picture of Rei on the login screen

, and I just loved the NGE series.

@Eerhardt-Maybe we should serve that one in ceramic mugs or plastic cups...You're on clean-up duty tonight BTW

.

**Trys a Vampiric Touch Pina Colada**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:28 am

Beldin:

**still wearing his glasses**

Be careful Odie ! The a Vampiric Touch Pina Colada is the drink that sucks back !

**snaps his fingers and hands Ode a small flask of garlic essence**

Here, just in case..

**lights the next spliff and goes to do some relaxing in the hottub**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:28 am

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LOL, Ode ** realizes too late what he has done, as the horse-sized pint breaks. Luckily, it was near empty already **
Let us know what the Vampiric Touch Pina Colada is like

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