DF Tavern

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:34 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Amen to that!

Ale of Regeneration: lasts for six hours. However, when combined with a Mirrored Image Screwdriver raises strength, dexterity and constitution to 25.

But.......reduces wisdom and intelligence to 6......

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:51 pm

Originally posted by thantor3
@DW and Georgi: ROFL!! I could certainly see DW as a Borg... along the lines of 7 of 9.

lmao

You are so sweet.....

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Tue May 21, 2002 7:20 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

lmao You are so sweet.....

*blush*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue May 21, 2002 10:19 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I hold Beldin and Eerhardt personally responsible for letting the cartel tavern dip to page six. Man, that was a long haul dragging the still.

Didn't you learn anything from our threadjacking of BS's tunnel thread? We were trying to make the point that there are now (and there has been for some time) three, yes that's three (count them) members of the Rolling Thunder (TM). Do you want us to have to move in and take up residence to make the same point again?

And does anyone know anything about this "Halflings Rule" sign that fell off my back a few minutes ago? I'm looking at you, Viv.

Though I did get a *hug* out of it, so it's not that big a deal, especially since I was wearing my non-stick teflon-coated jacket.

I'll try one of everything you're serving, it's practically my duty as a SLURR-merchant.

One question: do us SLURR-merchants qualify as DFs now that we've contributed (sort of) to the story? I want to know if I should add it to my sig.

Mysteria · Post by **Mysteria** » Wed May 22, 2002 12:02 am

Originally posted by thantor3
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@Mysteria: I am creating a piece of software to track all the DF threads and to prognosticate their rate of reproduction. Except for one or two of them, they all seem to act like semi-sentient lifeforms that live off beer and spam. [/b]

lol, excellent idea!

Especially this one is growing fast... I leave for a few hours and there's already two pages of new spam.

And thanks for wrapping up K'Lethya.

(Well, actually more like blowing her to smithereens

)

@Ode: you can always add it and see what happens *evil grin* j/k

I've no idea if you should , but you always can . I won't mind.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 12:16 am

Originally posted by Mysteria
@Ode: you can always add it and see what happens *evil grin* j/k
I've no idea if you should , but you always can . I won't mind.

Is that a dare?

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:09 am

Originally posted by Mysteria

And thanks for wrapping up K'Lethya. (Well, actually more like blowing her to smithereens )

A pleasure to be of service to a lady of the Dark Flames...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:14 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
But.......reduces wisdom and intelligence to 6......

So, it doesn't have any noticeable effect on wisdom or intelligence? Excellent

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 1:19 am

Originally posted by Georgi

So, it doesn't have any noticeable effect on wisdom or intelligence? Excellent

Not aside from raising it slightly.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:23 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Not aside from raising it slightly.

I suppose on certain people it would have that effect

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 1:35 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I suppose on certain people it would have that effect

Shhh, you'll hurt Foul's feelings...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:57 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Strictly speaking, one would have thought that all that was needed to keep spam out of the DF discussion was a little self-control...

... either that or a NO SPAM notice, but then we wouldn't have had all this fun

.
E.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:58 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Shhh, you'll hurt Foul's feelings...

Ohhh Dead Man Walking...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:28 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Shhh, you'll hurt Foul's feelings...

He has feelings ?

Are we talking about the same person here ? Our dear (still not King )- Witchking ?

No worries, he'll survive as long as we stay away from T'lovely..

Beldin

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 3:39 am

Originally posted by Nippy

Ohhh Dead Man Walking...

I know how to deal with Witchypoo...Puffin decoys!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:13 am

Hmmm

I've never seen Foul angry

Good time as any I guess

*Grabs the popcorn and pulls up a chair*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 4:20 am

@Tamerlane-Excuse me? Are you refusing to help out a fellow Perthite in his hour of need? How could you?!

*Sets out a number of Puffin decoys around the Tamerlane's spot in the tavern*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:23 am

*Stares in horror as the puffins race (or is it waddle

) towards him*

Send them back Ode!!!

I have a chair and I'm not afraid to use it!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 4:34 am

Hurt the puffins and we'll really see Foul get mad...

Get him, my dark automated puffin forces! (Wish there was a puffin smiley

)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:35 am

And all this time, Fas has to resist the temptation of coming down and shooting the puffins with his Desert Eagle, lest he be seen in a DF owned place

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