Death to this thread!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 24, 2002 7:36 am

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@Dottie: like Ode said, The Rolling Thunder (TM) link links to the last thread we've party-crashed and the other link is a reference to the Rolling Thunder's history.
@Viv: ** hands Viv some of the bunnies, which were meant for target practice

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@Ode: I'm getting a headache just thinking about it

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 7:42 am

How about stats? I'm bored at home, so I was going to create our SLURR-merchants on my BG2 game.

I've already done Ode, but since I took him through the game (inc. Lum the Mad's machine) he's changed a bit, and wields Angurvadal+5 and the Elven Court Bow instead of Swansong and Poetic Justice(which I've changed slightly, instead of twisting out of an enemy's grasp when they try to use it against him it now does electrical damage to them).

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 24, 2002 7:42 am

Thank you Eerhardt

Now I see that all this ganging up on Georgi was actually a whole bunch of flirting with Georgi

So, we're good

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 7:45 am

So glad you approve

. ** *Hugs* Viv and removes the "Elves Rule" sign off her back**
What do you want to drink?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 24, 2002 7:46 am

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@Viv: glad we're

again
** takes another drink of E.S.S. **
@Ode: I hope you didn't forget to give Ode 25 Constitution

Maybe we should create our own "SLURR-merchants" MOD?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 7:48 am

He's almost at level 40, I'll give him the 25 Con when I've beaten the game with him. If you want I'll send a copy in zip form to you once he's ready.

EDIT-Check out the Anatomy thread, I've been thinking Archeron for a new recruit. And we wouldn't have to edit the current DF entries, he could come into our company in the next bit of our story.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 24, 2002 7:52 am

A merlot please

Ode: I take it you're playing through BG2 with a single character?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 7:58 am

Nope, it was a party of 5 until I got Sarevok, and got my archer to hang around the Fire Giant respawn point for about half an hour with the ranged attack script on.

It's a bit cheesy, but I didn't want to have to restart ToB for the extra exp it'd take to get to lvl. 40.

Do you want me to make a battle-mage Viv too?

**Hands Viv a glass of merlot**

My next character after this one is going to be a halfling (pure-class) thief, I'm creating a series of the most cliched characters I can think of at the moment. He could be your character's pleasure slave if you wanted.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:13 am

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You've got my e-mail adress, Ode
Let me know if Archeron decides to join us... I suppose he's the new would-be Dark Apprentice, then

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By the way, Ode, I think Uncle Scratchy already named a rose (Quick Item) after Vivien. Will have to check, though...
** leans back in the hottub with a pint of purple beer **

EDIT - Yep... another reason to hold a grudge agains halflings and the like

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:17 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Nope, it was a party of 5 until I got Sarevok, and got my archer to hang around the Fire Giant respawn point for about half an hour with the ranged attack script on.

It's a bit cheesy, but I didn't want to have to restart ToB for the extra exp it'd take to get to lvl. 40.

Do you want me to make a battle-mage Viv too? **Hands Viv a glass of merlot**

My next character after this one is going to be a halfling (pure-class) thief, I'm creating a series of the most cliched characters I can think of at the moment. He could be your character's pleasure slave if you wanted.

Rofl

You're such a tease

I've done the fire giant killing spree each time I've gone through ToB...usually my main character is a mutli and I want her to get some extra points.

Which characters have you made so far?

I've been thinking of taking mine through sometime together, as usually they're the most powerful:
Ariadne (Human, Paladin, Nuetral Good)
Vivien (Half Elf, Swashbuckler, Chaotic Good)
Psyche (Nymph, Cleric/Mage, True Nuetral)
Selene (Elf, Fighter/Thief multi, Chaotic Nuetral)
Aerin (Human, Fighter/Mage dual, Nuetral Good)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 8:18 am

He did, but I was offering to create a character.

What sort of stats did you want your character to have, BTW? I've already found the perfect custom portrait for him, will email it to you later (when I can get into my account)

**Lies back in the hot-tub with an E.S.S.**

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:22 am

Posted by Dottie:
Perhaps the eyerolling werent primarly directed towards you, Or it was a small hint that you should know very well why thier recreational facilities wouldnt be off limits to you. And I shouldnt have to explaine this to you.

I have no idea what you're talking about...

Posted by Ode:
Oh, I don't think he was planning on using it on us...

Why, who else did you think he would want to fight off?

Maybe as part of our friendlier new image we should stop all ganging up on anyone who tries to give us hassle. Three on one isn't really fair, not even when it's Georgi.

*cough*can't hack it*cough*

Posted by Beldin:
Could you explain that to me, dear Georgie ? I somehow don't get it.....

It's probably best that way

@Ode I did not start anything!!

Hi Viv!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:24 am

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** lights another spliff, takes a hit and hands it to Ode ** I was thinking somewhere along the lines of:

Constitution: 25
Strength: 21
Dexterity: 16
Intelligence: 21
Wisdom: 16
Charisma: 16

I read a lot of BGI literature, before starting BGII

Of course, we could say we all have 25 in all stats, but where would be the fun in that? ** takes a drink from his purple beer **

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:30 am

Originally posted by Georgi

It's probably best that way

@Ode I did not start anything!!

Hi Viv!

Georgi! How are you?!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 8:33 am

@Viv

I know, but isn't it fun?

I've made loads, only a few have stood the test of time though.
Ryu, true neutral male human kensai, only wields katanas and wakizashis. Based upon my favourite character from Street Fighter 2. I used Shadowkeeper to give him the appearance of a monk, because it looks more like I think he should, seeing as he's a ronin.
Pikata, neutral evil female human swashbuckler. Dual-wields katanas and wears the shadow dragon scale because it looks more like I envision her looking like than elven chain.
Liralen, chaotic good female elven mage/cleric. Another SK job, but if Aerie can do it so can I.
Ode to a Grasshopper(couldn't think of a good monk name), lawful good male human monk. I'm thinking of deleting this one and starting afresh, think I'll use SK to make him true neutral.
Grull (my current character as well as my archer (also a cliche of the elves) I've made like my DF character), chaotic evil male half-orc barbarian. Dual-wields axes and is a take-off of the typical half-orc.
I had a female paladin, I made her to see what the Anomen romance was like but got so annoyed I made her kill him and then deleted her. You ladies really get ripped off with the romances in BG2, you know.
And my godlike character, Lorelei, a chaotic neutral female elven sorcerer, who has been hacked to high heaven and back again. I won't mention any specifics becasue it's embarassing how cheesily overpowered this character is.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:41 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You ladies really get ripped off with the romances in BG2, you know.

We know

But Anomen does get less annoying if you persevere... especially in ToB, right Viv?

@Viv have you played the Solaufein or Kelsey mods? (Kelsey is available now, right?)

BTW *hug*@Viv I am fine, although these horrible guys have been persecuting me

*sniff*

How are you?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 8:43 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Why, who else did you think he would want to fight off?

*cough*can't hack it*cough*

@Ode I did not start anything!!

Hi Viv!

I didn't say he would be fighting anyone off...

Just that he wasn't planning on using it on us if you catch my drift.

We have been trying to be nice here, you're not helping and we're not very experienced at being nice in the first place. I was merely suggesting rather than all three of us sparring with you at once that we leave it up to one of us, to make it a bit more fair on you.

Yes you did, it's all here in black and white. You're a troublemaker, plain and simple

You were giving as good as you got you big faker, shall we continue?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:43 am

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Have to split, guys 'n girls - ** just when we had some customers

** (I'm trying reeeaaal hard not to say female companionship here, but somehow it doesn't feel right

) Ah, well, have a nice weekend, all ** lines up some E.C.h.C. and E.S.S. on the bar, next to the Buck's FIZZes ** drinks are on the bar: help yourselves (unless somebody still wants to apply for bartender (m/f)? ** heads for Rolling Thunder's (TM) secret laboratory **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 24, 2002 8:45 am

Seeya Monday @Eerhardt.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 24, 2002 8:50 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I didn't say he would be fighting anyone off... Just that he wasn't planning on using it on us if you catch my drift.

Indeed, but your drift is misguided... That's probably just what he told you, in order to catch you by surprise

Yes you did, it's all here in black and white. You're a troublemaker, plain and simple

I resent that! Viv! He's picking on me...

Bye @Eery

BTW @Ode why would you want such a ridiculously overpowered character? Surely being able to kick ass so easily kind of takes the fun out of it?