Elves and Halflings Unite! DOWN WITH HALF-ORCS!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun May 26, 2002 4:42 am

LMAO! Nicely handled!

The elf and Bun-Bun, who had been watching from the shadows, first hose the itching powder off the halfling, shrug and go into another, different tavern (at the halfling's request).

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Sun May 26, 2002 4:57 am

The mage spots the trio and casts 'familiar' to spy on them, before heading to the back off the halfling tavern to cast 'knock' on the door.

CM · Post by CM » Sun May 26, 2002 5:46 am

The anti-darkflame Paladin meets the Mage at the door of the tavern where, he kills the mage for stealing from a defenseless halfling, and just because he is evil!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun May 26, 2002 7:27 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
EDIT-can you make that "moved" icon appear in the BG2 forum so people know where this thread has gone to?

Done as requested.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun May 26, 2002 8:40 am

The REAL orc accidentally steps on the familiar....he stands there perplexed for an hour and a half, than walks towards a tavern to get drunk and make half-orcs

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun May 26, 2002 9:04 am

Thanks @Fable. There were a few BG2 regulars who don't frequent SYM who probably had an interest in/wanted to add to the thread.

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:08 am

The mages dying familiar casts 'resurrect' for his master.

The mages wakes up in a back alley- the events of the last couple of days come rushing back and leave the mage feeling profoundly altered in a spiritual way.

He is astonished at the way he has escaped certain death on several occasions and puts it down to having a higher being watching over him.

With a heavy 'sigh' the mage leaves the city deciding to set a potion and scroll bazzar in a quiet part of the country.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:15 am

...and after setting up shop he proceeds to grow certain herbs in the backyard an sells them for a profit @Ode to a Grasshopper....

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 4:36 am

This always seems to happen somwhere along the line...

..which is the name of the original elf. The elf gets some ice-cubes...

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:39 am

The mage gets his 'secret stash' for his two favourite customers.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:53 am

Originally posted by Archeron
The mage gets his 'secret stash' for his two favourite customers.

Make that 3 customers....otherwise Eerhardt will feel left out...

.

And how about you ? Or are you into something more kinky than smoking or drinking ?

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Mon May 27, 2002 5:05 am

Other than street holiganism on Friday and Saturday (yeh, and sometimes Wendesday......and Thursdays) I'm clean.

Besides, what little money I do have is being saved (not at all religously, if fact i shouldn't even call it saving as its decreasing) for overseas trips in the summer break.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 27, 2002 5:11 am

Originally posted by Archeron
I'm clean.

@Ode: It's about time we changed that

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 5:12 am

@Archeron

I think Beldin was referring to the reputation Kiwis seem to have garnered for themselves.

Now that Eerhardt's here we can discuss what position you want, etc. Check out the narcissist thread, that's where the Rolling Thunder is.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 27, 2002 5:48 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Now that Eerhardt's here we can discuss what position you want, etc. Check out the narcissist thread, that's where the Rolling Thunder is.

Sure thing, but first hand me some of that secret stash…

Originally posted by Beldin
Make that 3 customers....otherwise Eerhardt will feel left out... .

Damn right I would!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 5:56 am

You can't forget Eerhardt when you mention the Rolling Thunder crew, he's an integral part of the crew, although what his actual role is is beyond me.
Come to think of it, what is Eerhardt's position in the Rolling Thunder? Is he our resident brewer, our barkeep, or what?

Regardless, we're a democratic group who take over threads when people forget one of us. Remember BS's tunnels, anyone?

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Mon May 27, 2002 5:56 am

Mage heads to the 'secret stash' at the back of the Bazaar with a wheel barrow to satisfy his nocternal friends.