Death to this thread!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:03 am

Originally posted by Stilgar

Yeah, someone once tolds me that Halfling Thiefs get the chicks.
didn't even had that on my mind when i submitted my character

**Looks innocent** I wonder who that could have been.

Pass that joint this way, @Beldin!

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:05 am

While smoking of the joint Beldin has finsihed puts on Umagumma,
and offers Viv a massage

(while Ode looks rather jaloes at Stilgar's Halfling thief)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:06 am

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Originally posted by Stilgar
And a small bottle of self-created poison, with this he can poison his weapons (and that of others) but also food.
The poison is oderless and colourless, paralyzes you and does 1 damage per turn

** takes out checklist **

odourless and colourless like, for instance, this ? Check.
paralyzation: MC² overdose-like effect? Check.
1 damage per turn: uhm,... I'll have to work on that

** puts away his checklist **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:07 am

Originally posted by Stilgar
(while Ode looks rather jaloes at Stilgar's Halfling thief)

I'm only jealous over that joint, it's common knowledge by now that I belong to Georgeous.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:10 am

Originally posted by Stilgar

The posion is oderless and collorless (Sp?) paralyzes you and does 1damage per turn.

Wouldn't it be better to have it do 1 damage per round? 1 turn is 10 rounds, you know.

EDIT-For the record, elves supposedly have a high resistance to paralysis, so logically half-elves would have a limited resistance too. Which is a moot point, as all long-time SLURR-merchants have 100% poison resistance from excessive alcohol consumption over a sustained period. Good idea for enemies, though.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:11 am

Ode: It's nice that you accept your position

Stilgar:This is going to be fun

Not only is a halfling joining, but Viv finally gets a pet bunny! When she steals it from you.

Beldin: Hi

How are you?

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:13 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Wouldn't it be better to have it do 1 damage per round? 1 turn is 10 rounds, you know.

But their paralyzed,
talk about a slow death.

(yeah i ment round)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:18 am

What alignment do you want, @Stil?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:19 am

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@Viv: so you up for a massage by Stilgar, then?
** decides to SLURR some more E.S.S. to clear his headache **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:19 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Beldin: Hi How are you?

Viv: I'm always BETTER when you're around....*hug & grope*

**offers Viv her customary glass of Californian Red**

How can I please you for the half hour that I'll still be here ?

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:20 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What alignment do you want, @Stil?

chaotic neutral!
and could you check you're PM? i've send you one.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:28 am

How about you, @Beldin? I never got around to asking what alignment you were after.

@Stil-Done and done.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:32 am

Originally posted by Beldin

Viv: I'm always BETTER when you're around....*hug & grope*

**offers Viv her customary glass of Californian Red**

How can I please you for the half hour that I'll still be here ?

You're such a good slave

*hug*

Ode: *hug*

Eerhardt: Sure

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:34 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
How about you, @Beldin? I never got around to asking what alignment you were after.

@Ode: Alignment: Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies.

@Viv: Depends on how good a mistress you are

.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:36 am

Originally posted by Beldin

@Ode: Alignment: Neutral Good with Chaotic tendencies.

@Viv: Depends on how good a mistress you are .

That's good, I got it right for the BG2 Beldin equivalent, then. I'll email it to you if you want.

Very smooth, BTW.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:46 am

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Dang! Dang! Dang!

I always have to leave, when things get even more interesting *sigh* - Stilgar: here's your chance to proove yourself as a masseur! ** gets out of the hottub and retreats to Rolling Thunder's (TM) secret laboratory to drown his sorrow in a little nightcap ** G'night, all, see you tomorrow...

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:49 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Dang! Dang! Dang! I always have to leave, when things get even more interesting *sigh* - Stilgar: here's your chance to proove yourself as a masseur! ** gets out of the hottub and retreats to Rolling Thunder's (TM) secret laboratory to drown his sorrow in a little nightcap ** G'night, all, see you tomorrow...

*Still guarding the record player while sharpening his knife*
I already offered, but no responce.
Gues she has here handsfull on Beldin already.

See you tomorrow

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:51 am

Seeya tomorrow @Eerhardt.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:52 am

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Stilgar, I believe the Lady said:

Originally posted by Vivien
Eerhardt: Sure

when I offered her a massage by you, so leave that record player and give the Lady a massage, ok?
No worries(copyright@Beldin)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:53 am

Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Stilgar

*Still guarding the record player while sharpening his knife*
I already offered, but no responce.
Gues she has here handsfull on Beldin already.

I said sure

But, mainly I've been trying to think of a good reply to Beldin.

I hate writers block!

I'm alternating between beating him and being nice to him

Decisions...

Eerhardt: Good night