The Men's Room

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 4:32 am

Re: Hehehe...

Originally posted by Maharlika
... I'm looking forward to seeing my new classmates tomorrow... a number of them are bodacious Indian chicks!

What can I say? We both got great taste in women...

You lucky dog! *Wishes there was an envious smiley*

@Sleep-That's what she said![/injoke] MUAHAHAHA!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 4:46 am

Maharlika to the rescue...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You lucky dog! *Wishes there was an envious smiley*

...what about this?

Or this?

Or better yet, this?

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I fail to see how a small smiley can scare them away.

Of course it won't scare them away...

...but how about imagining some of the SYMians here actually doing that right on your face... *shudder!*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 4:49 am

Those smilies aren't envious, they're violent. I'm jealous of you, to be sure

, but not to the extent that I'd want to chop you up with an overlarge axe.

And I don't think it's the concept of having that done on your face that has El Sleepo worried.

No, not the face at all...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 4:58 am

Glad you feel that way...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Those smilies aren't envious, they're violent. I'm jealous of you, to be sure , but not to the extent that I'd want to chop you up with an overlarge axe.

And I don't think it's the concept of having that done on your face that has El Sleepo worried.
No, not the face at all...

...I'm beginning to get scared and run for cover.

Yup, they're not envy smileys but the violent ones (well, some people do TEND to be violent when they are green with envy

)

That's not a big axe btw... it's your mom's halberd.

And yes, Sleepy is worried more on something else...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 5:04 am

Re: Glad you feel that way...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...I'm beginning to get scared and run for cover. Yup, they're not envy smileys but the violent ones (well, some people do TEND to be violent when they are green with envy )

That's not a big axe btw... it's your mom's halberd.

And yes, Sleepy is worried more on something else...

Nah, my mum doesn't want dark-haired grandchildren

, I'd only be allowed to use the halberd in pursuit of a blonde or redhead

.
I've pointed out to her that she really doesn't have much of a say in the matter, but she seems to have some trouble accepting that.

I don't know what Sleepo's problem is, he was fine with this smiley

, but got freaked out by the harmless

.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 5:22 am

You mean to say...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Nah, my mum doesn't want dark-haired grandchildren , I'd only be allowed to use the halberd in pursuit of a blonde or redhead .

...you plan to AXE the (potential) lady ?!!!

I hope Georgi is prepared for this...

As for Sleepo... well you'll never know unless you ask...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 5:37 am

Re: You mean to say...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you plan to AXE the (potential) lady ?!!!

I hope Georgi is prepared for this...

As for Sleepo... well you'll never know unless you ask...

Not if she comes quietly...

I'm sure Georgeous can take care of herself...Especially if she has black hair

I'm not that desperate to find out...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 5:49 am

You won't have problems with your mom then...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Not if she comes quietly...

I'm sure Georgeous can take care of herself...Especially if she has black hair

I'm not that desperate to find out...

...since she is a red-head.

Good luck to you loverboy (with mean looking halberd!).

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 6:02 am

Re: You won't have problems with your mom then...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...since she is a red-head.

Good luck to you loverboy (with mean looking halberd!).

Now all that remains is to overcome the fact that we live on opposite sides of the world and in totally different timezones...

I get the feeling that we'll probably both need it (the luck and the halberd) once Georgi reads our little conversation here...

CM · Post by CM » Fri May 31, 2002 6:15 am

Mar and Ode eat your heart out. I spend my time with these girls and will end up marrying one for sure if my mom has her way. 4 if i have my way!!!

Ode it was nice knowing you bud. If you live i will give you back your stereo. Otherwise i am keeping it.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 6:17 am

Guess what, my friend...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Now all that remains is to overcome the fact that we live on opposite sides of the world and in totally different timezones...

I get the feeling that we'll probably both need it (the luck and the halberd) once Georgi reads our little conversation here...

...you are in luck!

I heard that the Gorgeous One has plans on having a holiday down under.

Peace of advice: when G.O. goes on a rampage against us males, you'd better watch out for her Groin Grabbers (tm)!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 6:20 am

*SIGH!*

Originally posted by CM
Mar and Ode eat your heart out. I spend my time with these girls and will end up marrying one for sure if my mom has her way. 4 if i have my way!!!

*sings Rod Stewart's song*Some guys have all the luck!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 6:26 am

I know Georgeous is visiting Down Under some time soon, but it is only a holiday.

I'm nimble enough to avoid that Groin Grabber, besides, I set it to "light massage" when she wasn't looking... This should be fun.

@Fas-Ooh, you lucky sod! If I don't live you can have my stereo, but I have a question. Why would you want four? I can understand two, but where do the other two go?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 31, 2002 6:34 am

Put it this way, Odie...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

@Fas-Ooh, you lucky sod! If I don't live you can have my stereo, but I have a question. Why would you want four? I can understand two, but where do the other two go?

...don't ask a question if you are not prepared to know the answer...

Jack Nicholson (in A Few Good Men) : "Can you handle the truth?"

G'nite fellas, dinner time for me.

CM · Post by CM » Fri May 31, 2002 6:34 am

Well mar what can i say? I am a lucky sod!!

Of course i could introduce you too some....what are friends for?

Ode i can have 4 as i am muslim and male. So by practice and law we can have 4 wives....as for the other 2 ever read the karmasutra? Well add that to the Muslim version called the Perfumed Garden you have a wide range of possibilities

Ode, she is coming down? It has been real nice knowing you. Can i have your car?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 6:41 am

Stop being so selfish, Fas. Two is more than enough, even if you are allowed to have four. Send Mah and I one each, surely you can spare that many.

I've read the kama sutra, but the Perfumed Garden is hard to find down here

. I've heard about it but never actually gotten my hands on a copy.

Yeah, Georgi is taking a holiday in Australia at some point in the future. Send me a nice Indian girl and I'll think about letting you have my car.

CM · Post by CM » Fri May 31, 2002 6:48 am

Lets compromise Ode. I keep the 4 and i will see if i can get you two one each!

Spaer them? Come on it would be like walking without my fourth toe. They are very necessary!

Well ode check the net. Here is a free version of the complete Perfumed Garden.

http://www.google.ch/search?q=perfumed+ ... l=en&meta=

If the second link does not work try the above and the second link at google.

http://www.bibliomania.com/2/1/74/121/

Yeah well when Georgi comes down, i will pick up the car anyway. After she is done with you i doubt you will be using it.

Pssssst.......i heard she is jealous type......so no indian gal......

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 7:03 am

As long as the end result down here is the same I'm fine.

She'll have to catch me first...

I can run pretty quick when I want to.

Aww, come on. Let a guy have some fun before he's mutilated by Georgi.

CM · Post by CM » Fri May 31, 2002 7:18 am

hmmmm ok done then. What are your preferences, or should i just send anyone done?

Well i suggest you get brand new sneakers, maybe stuff that will make you faster, heck take your car and run.

Hey i am worried about my hide. I wonder what georgi will do to me if you get the Indian

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 7:23 am

I don't know, isn't there a catalogue or something for these sorts of occasions?

Mental note: buy new sneakers.

I'm certain Georgi would be doing the unpleasant things to me.