The Men's Room

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:44 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Those I can replace - I think you'll find certain parts of your anatomy will never be quite the same

@BS it's unlikely

I hear they can do amazing things with surgery these days.

Okay, I was framed.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:48 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I hear they can do amazing things with surgery these days.

Okay, I was framed.

You have already considered it, eh?

No you weren't

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 02, 2002 1:04 am

Originally posted by Georgi

You have already considered it, eh?

No you weren't

With you around it'a always good to have a contingency plan.

Was too.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 5:19 am

Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

BTW@Mah you never mentioned that the Groin-Grabber(tm) had a light massage setting...

...there are OTHER things the Groin Grabber (tm) CAN do...

...you'd be surprised what it can do TO you...

...but really, I made it especially for your protection from UNWANTED ADVANCES, remember?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 02, 2002 5:48 am

You'll note she hasn't used it yet...Could it be, perhaps, that the advances aren't so unwanted after all? Hmm?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 5:57 am

What can I say...?

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You'll note she hasn't used it yet...Could it be, perhaps, that the advances aren't so unwanted after all? Hmm?

... I was just thinking on those lines myself...

CM · Post by CM » Sun Jun 02, 2002 6:10 am

To answer the amended question by HLD, I would say Denise Richards - Christmas Jones from 007 movie - would be on the top of my list.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 6:28 pm

Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...but really, I made it especially for your protection from UNWANTED ADVANCES, remember?[color]

Indeed, but it doesn't really help to fend off unwanted advances in light massage mode

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You'll note she hasn't used it yet...Could it be, perhaps, that the advances aren't so unwanted after all? Hmm?

Or could it be that someone stole the batteries?

Besides, I don't like to use violence unless it's absolutely necessay

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 02, 2002 11:20 pm

Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

Or could it be that someone stole the batteries?

Besides, I don't like to use violence unless it's absolutely necessay

Why, that's terrible Georgi! *hug* Who would do a terrible thing like that?

Maybe you should try "Shiatsu" instead and see if that works.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:18 am

Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Why, that's terrible Georgi! *hug* Who would do a terrible thing like that?

Maybe you should try "Shiatsu" instead and see if that works.

I can't imagine.

You don't perchance have any spare batteries lying around?

LOL

Somehow I feel you're not the best person to take advice from...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:24 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

I can't imagine. You don't perchance have any spare batteries lying around?

LOL Somehow I feel you're not the best person to take advice from...

Tell you what, I'll see if I can find the evil culprit responsible for that.

Now that you mention it...No.

I'm a great person to take advice from. Just not in this particular instance.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:41 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Tell you what, I'll see if I can find the evil culprit responsible for that. Now that you mention it...No.

I'm a great person to take advice from. Just not in this particular instance.

That's ok, I already know who it was

Really, that's not a battery in your pocket...?

Sure you are. Or in any other instance I care to imagine...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:46 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

That's ok, I already know who it was Really, that's not a battery in your pocket...?

Sure you are. Or in any other instance I care to imagine...

Well, that saves me a job at any rate.

What were you doing with your hands in my pocket anyway. Not that I'm complaining, mind you...

So glad you agree.I see the old imagination has chosen today to go on holiday.

[/b]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 1:09 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What were you doing with your hands in my pocket anyway. Not that I'm complaining, mind you...

So glad you agree.I see the old imagination has chosen today to go on holiday. [/b]

Oh, I wasn't anywhere near your pocket, it was (just barely) visible from where I'm standing

Trust me, there's nothing wrong with my imagination...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 2:14 am

After reading all this talk about batteries and groping in one's pockets I have the feeling I need a shower...and/or a female slave to shower with me....

.....

No worries,

Beldin

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 03, 2002 5:18 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

Oh, I wasn't anywhere near your pocket, it was (just barely) visible from where I'm standing

Trust me, there's nothing wrong with my imagination...

Guess you shouldn't have rummaged round in there in the first place, should you?

Then frankly you're just not trying hard enough.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 9:22 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Guess you shouldn't have rummaged round in there in the first place, should you?

I wasn't, it must have been one of the lurkers

You should have a word with BS about keeping his people under control

@Beldin female slaves?!? We'll have none of that male oppressive behaviour on this forum!

Though if you were looking for a female dominatrix, you might have more success...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:01 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Put it this way...

Originally posted by Georgi

I wasn't, it must have been one of the lurkers You should have a word with BS about keeping his people under control

@Beldin female slaves?!? We'll have none of that male oppressive behaviour on this forum! Though if you were looking for a female dominatrix, you might have more success...

I happen to know of quite a prominent lurker who has a vested interest in those batteries...Somehow I doubt BS is responsible in this case.

Go for it Beldin!Yes, I managed to find one without even looking

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:00 am

Some tenets some men follow in life...

...which I just came across to me today.

After reading them, my first thoughts were of my Sensei...

...I wonder why.

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and clean.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:18 am

NOW you tell me