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Originally posted by VoodooDali
Did somebody say TEQUILA? I'll have a shot please.
Will that be with lemon, salt, or both? :)

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Post by Obsidian »

Given Hollywoods fasination with the pointless, I'm sure we could establish a script as amusing and pointless as many of the current sitcoms out there.

What exactly does misogynist mean anyways?
I'm so lost,
back to my tequila and salt.
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Don't tell me you have, @Obsidian? :eek:

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She is a well known and respected governess of the Tri Island Area. And he is a wannabe pirate with poor communication skills and a penchant for monkeys. They fight crime!

Brought to you by LucasArts Entertainment. ;)
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He is a man, she is a women. They *should* be figthing crime, but they can't get out of the door, cause she can't decide what to wear :D
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Post by Beldin »

Originally posted by Xandax
He is a man, she is a women. They *should* be figthing crime, but they can't get out of the door, cause she can't decide what to wear :D
THAT one's a winner ! :D

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Originally posted by Tamerlane
She is a well known and respected governess of the Tri Island Area. And he is a wannabe pirate with poor communication skills and a penchant for monkeys. They fight crime!
Brought to you by LucasArts Entertainment. ;)
Cute. :) A shame Lucasarts has killed off the series, due to poor sales.

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He's a benighted Republican grifter with acid for blood. She's a blind Buddhist cab driver descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
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The Rolling Thunder....

They are two drunkards in a "Mack" truck, he is a pothead with a 4-person party hookah. They fight crime.
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Hey what happened to the tea drinking one? You forget me??? :mad: :p :D
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

There's also a vampiric lawyer, a barman with a strange fondness for skipping sheep, and a halfling who used to be a gnome and wanted to take over the world, but we couldn't include everyone.

Do we really fight crime? :D
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Post by Beldin »

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

Do we really fight crime? :D
I had to stay on topic - sorry 'bout that ... ;)

But if you see it like this - PROHIBITION of alcohol and marijuana is a crime. So we fight it every step of the way :D ;)

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Post by CM »

More like you guys are the cause of most crimes! :D
Or responsible for them!

This is not supposed to be funny.

He is an average simpleton, with a high school degree. She is an average female. They raise a family.

That above is not supposed to make sense either.
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

Originally posted by Beldin


I had to stay on topic - sorry 'bout that ... ;)

But if you see it like this - PROHIBITION of alcohol and marijuana is a crime. So we fight it every step of the way :D ;)

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I getcha, you're taking 'crime' to mean 'injustice'. :D
Hey, I guess we do fight crime. :D :cool: ;)
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@Ode: A crime against humanity. Cannabis has some medical uses which are denied the people because of the prohibition.
That's what *I* call a crime... ;)
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And of course it's been scientifically shown that cannabis is less harmful and addictive than cigarettes and alcohol, both of which are legal.
Arrest the lawmakers! :D
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Okay, here's the link: http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

Have at it!

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He's a leather-clad voodoo master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a tortured motormouth traffic cop from a different time and place. They fight crime! :D :D
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He's a shy guerilla gangster possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a mistrustful punk bounty hunter from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime! :D


(You know, I think they've increased the number of selections since we visited that site, last.) :)
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He's a Nobel prize-winning skateboarding assassin who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a psychotic belly-dancing safe cracker with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime! :D
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