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Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:50 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Evasive? Not to my knowledge. Vague This thread

Oh, that? But that wasnt intentional.. really...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:13 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
So anyway, I was speaking to one woman and explaining my problem. I described how whenever I went out alone, "my partner was left with a screaming baby......" She replied.... "Well if your partner just hooks him up , she will eventually begin producing milk as well...."

Needless to say, my partner did not view this idea with much enthusiasm....

Although it has been scientifically proven that men can also begin to lactate if an infant suckles at their breast daily over a prolonged period of time, or under sustained conditions of deep trauma/stress, such as a very small number of the survivors of the WW2 concentration camps did, assuming my memory is correct. One of the more unusual things I've read, that.
I think I'll wait for CE to expand on that rather than try to find an appropriate link myself, her scientific knowledge is far larger than mine. I read it in one of those scientific journals while waiting for a dentist appointment a few years back.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:45 am

Originally posted by Dottie

No, you should assume i've never seen a man give birth to a baby, nor have I noticed the physical changes that usaly predates birth on any man.

It was some sort of lame joke.. sorry if I confused you.

Not at all. That was my alternative assumption. I almost always keep a pair or so free.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:50 am

You haven't seen that terrible Arnie movie yet then @Dottie?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:55 pm

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You haven't seen that terrible Arnie movie yet then @Dottie?

Nobody should ever see that movie... don't tarnish this discussion with it

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:57 pm

@Georgi:
Ted Turner bought the rights to this film (I notice that no one had uttered the name of the movie yet), so we're sure to see it on several times a week on TNT in between Tremors and The Shawshank Redemption.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:03 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
(I notice that no one had uttered the name of the movie yet)

No, it's a curse!!

Tremors, on the other hand, is a great movie

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:10 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Tremors, on the other hand, is a great movie

Let's see, it's a good Kevin Bacon vehicle and Mr. Keaton is a gun-toting survivalist married to Reba McEntire . . . I wouldn't call it a great movie, but it sure is entertaining.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:16 pm

TWINS
And here, to compliment your lovely personage, is one of the tamer SYM member's moonlights:

How sweet

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:23 pm

sorry to stray on topic...

this almigthy group

this enchanting restaurant

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:54 pm

Don't know if anyone caught this, but--

Apparently, their main name is The Golden Sail Medical Fungus Consultation Centre, and they distribute Chinese herbal remedies that grow in pastures and on trees. I always knew there was something a bit...well, moldy about HLD...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 3:26 pm

You know, fable, maybe if you tried some of our herbal remedies, you might not need the walker . . .

@Kameleon:
You are absolutely evil!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:43 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
TWINS

Kammy that was evil enough, though not the movie in question

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:45 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
You know, fable, maybe if you tried some of our herbal remedies, you might not need the walker . . .

But I'm too young for a stretcher!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:28 pm

@Georgi:
The mere mention of an Ah-nold comedy is bad enough; don't encourage him to get it right.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:54 pm

NOOOO! They used my name for a...a...skiffle band!?

My reputation has been ground into the dust...where's that vampiric lawyer when you need him!

Astafas! Where are you?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 4:09 am

I could say that I got the name of the "comedy" in question wrong on purpose, so as not to break the jinx or whatever, but I'm way too embarrassed

so I'll just remedy the situation

JUNIOR

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:16 am

@Kammy you fiend!!

Sorry @HLD...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:55 am

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Just listen to some testimonials from real people!

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By the way, that's not me in the picture

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Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:57 am

Re: What can HLD do for you?

Originally posted by HighLordDave
You should consult your physician before using fungal spores for any reason (this includes you, Ode to a Grasshopper, or you may end up founding another skiffle-band). [/size]

ROFL!

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