Happy Birthday, Beldin!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 12:34 am

Hmm, chicken...could be just the thing for dinner...

**starts getting the oven ready**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 12:40 am

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** downs his mug ** Somebody's getting fried...

if all goes as planned
@Astafas: can you prepare a document that frees us from any liability for certain hypnotic side-effects?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jun 05, 2002 12:57 am

ohhhhh some one get the number of the bull stampede that ran over me?

hey what i am doing in the rolling thunder? er.... i have no clue what happened, someone want to fill me in?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:04 am

**Averts eyes and hands Fas an overcoat**
Nothing happened, the fact that you've woken up in a strange place completely naked wearing that policeman's hat and next to that traffic-cone are just coincidental.

**Hands Eerhardt the spliff**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:06 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Fill you in? Sure ** fills another pint of GIGGLE for Fas as Kam cuts another nick in the bar, then takes a hit from Ode's spliff and passes it on **
looks like you got hypnotized yourself into thinking you're one of the Village People, buddy...

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:09 am

I am naked? DAMN!!!! I think i belong in that porn thread. Also why does this cone have property of Ode written all over it?

Yeah i need a strong tea and no damn shine or else.....

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:12 am

Don't worry, everyone knows it wasn't a good night unless you wake up, with no memories of the previous night, next to a trffic cone in a strange place wearing only a policeman's helmet.

**Takes a deep breath from the spliff** Wonder where Archie has got to lately?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:14 am

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I wonder too... we could use our bartender with so many people around ** takes a drink from his GIGGLE **
EDIT - I'm not pouring Fas any more tea; I've got this Midas Touch-thing going on: everything I touch turns up spiked

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:21 am

Village person?
God damn, how am i ever gonna live this down!
Wait why would i want to live thsi down?

I like the village people!

So whats the plan for today boys and is there something to eat in the place. I am starving!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:24 am

It's not like a SLURR to miss a party...Archie's been gone for a while now...

I keep having to get out of the hot-tub to pour drinks. I'm just the gunner, for christ's sakes! I didn't sign on for this, why did we hire a bartneder if they're not going to serve customers?

Where's that monkey that was meant to be helping with the drinks?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:40 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** looks behind the bar ** Found the little bugger; he was here all along. Get to work, Dusty and serve the people their drinks

!

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:40 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
[B@Astafas: can you prepare a document that frees us from any liability for certain hypnotic side-effects? [/b]

Sure. Any more side-effects that should be taken into account while I'm at it? Maybe we could say something about blood-draining and small holes in the neck? Just a though...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:44 am

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Thanks, Astafas and... clever thinking there

. While you're at it, perhaps we should include a clause on spiking people or drinks too, then... ** orders Dusty to pour Astafas a GIGGLE **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:45 am

Bloody lazy monkey.

Don't forget to include a sub-clause that protects us from Lainy's whip when we say the word "spam", @Astafas!

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:45 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** looks behind the bar ** Found the little bugger; he was here all along. Get to work, Dusty and serve the people their drinks !

We have a monkey? How very Janish of us. Unfortunately, the taste awful and aren't very good at copying documents or answering the telephone either. But maybe they have a gift for bartending?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:47 am

*yawn*
Morning guys - is CM still here? Wow, he must be hung-over to not be running like a scared rabbit...

Food? You want food? Food does nothing but dilute the effects of alcohol, and as this is all virtual anyway, we don't really need food, so why bother? It just makes our never-ending supply of booze less potent

Here, have a cookie

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:51 am

Beldin:

**comes out of his cabin, yawning and stretching, puts Y.M.C.A. in the CD-Player for Fas and starts to climb into the tub for some early SLURRing**

So THAT'S behind the famous "Rise and SHINE" ...

. I've always wondered.

**SLURRS some E.S.S. from the tub, reaches over to Ode and impatiently snaps his fingers while looking eagerly on the spliff**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:53 am

Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Astafas

We have a monkey? How very Janish of us. Unfortunately, the taste awful and aren't very good at copying documents or answering the telephone either. But maybe they have a gift for bartending?

And (wait for it)...they work for peanuts!

**Hnads Beldin the spliff** Morning mate.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:53 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Thanks, Astafas and... clever thinking there . While you're at it, perhaps we should include a clause on spiking people or drinks too, then... ** orders Dusty to pour Astafas a GIGGLE **

This GIGGLE ain't bad at all. Reminds me of a young girl in Paris a few centuries ago...

As said before, spiking in the more traditional sense of the word isn't exactly popular amongst my kind... I'll have to think about that.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:55 am

Re: Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
And (wait for it)...they work for peanuts!

He he... what a bunch of loosers. I haven't done that in years now!