RE Kayless and CE (i am just kidding, no offence intended)
The comparison of the Spiecies:
Man: Oil Cap
Woman: 710 Cap
Man: Phillips
Woman: Screwdriver with the cross hatch bit at the end
Man: *picks size 10 spanner out of toolbox*
Woman: *Looks at toolbox and picks out wrench*
Man: The fart joke is king
Woman: The Toilet Bowl joke is king
Man: My car has a V8 injection engine and has 320 BHP
Woman: My car does 60 miles to the gallon and runs on gas
Man: Drinks directly from milk carton
Woman: Drinks milk out of glass
Man: Beer! Beer! Beer!
Woman: Wine, or if not some schnapps
Man: *drunk talk* there's the guy, that's the guy, he's the one, he's just great
Woman: Hmmmmm.....
Small list, will continue when i am not working, it is all in jest

I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.