Happy Birthday, Beldin!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:23 am

@Beldin-ROFL!

I've still got the Groin-Grabber's batteries. On the plus side, at least being a dead man walking gives me an excuse to avoid those fillings.

Time to cover this page up with spam, methinks

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:27 am

@Kam- I did notice it was being unusually agreable. And I was drunk, you know how things always look better when you're drunk.

Now let's see about that moose-bong...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:30 am

the actions of Eerhardt

SLURR-o-rama!!!
**
downs his E.C.h.C.,
SLURRs some E.S.S. from the hottub,
pours himself a pint of purple beer and
a pint of black beer and dualwields them,
then lights a series of Buck's FIZZes on the bar and downs them one after the other
and finishes by SLURRing his way down a horse-sized pint of GIGGLE
**

[size=0]Was this what you had in mind, Ode and Beldin

[/size]?
@all: feel free to join in for a SLURR-o-rama!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:37 am

Pretty much, only just one drink per post. **Hurriedly SLURRS an E.S.S.**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:40 am

the actions of Eerhardt

D'oh!

** finishes his horse-sized pint with much laughter and downs another E.C.h.C. **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:42 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** jumps into the hottub for a drink ** Time to set the record straight...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:44 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** orders Dusty to pour him a pint of purple beer and black beer and dualwields them ** Hurry up, Dusty! I'm on a tight schedule here!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:45 am

**SLURRs another E.S.S.**

In my defense, Georgi did complain that I wasn't putting up a challenge...Evidently this is not the case.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:45 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

SLURR-o-rama!!!
**downs his MC² SLURRs some E.S.S. from the hottub,
pours himself a glass of Laphroaig and lights a Spliff with the flame of the 2 BUCKS Fizzes he dualwielded between courses**

No worries,

**falls into hottub**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:46 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** Uses his Firebreath from the last series to light a new series of Buck's FIZZes ** Almost there...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:49 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Can't believe I forgot the MC²

** fills a BS-sized pint with GIGGLE, SLURRs it down in record-time and then fills another BS-sized pint with MC² and SLURRs it down too ** Phew! Close call! Better, Ode

? You know, I am feeling a bit wooz... ** falls straight backwards on the floor **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:49 am

**Lights up a bible-joint and continues SLURRing**

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:52 am

*Drops by, drinks a CCB and a GIGGLE, and then sits down to continue writing his Alia story

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:56 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** regains conscience in record time as well and crawls over to the bar ** Dusty, pour me a C.C.B. and make it quick! ** eagerly drinks his mug of C.C.B. and is instantly KNURD ** Wow, that was radical! ** jumps into the hottub to cure his rediscovered state of KNURD-ness by SLURRing some E.S.S., then lights a spliff and sits back and relaxes ** Did somebody time that SLURR-o-rama streak? Hey, Stil, glad you could make it here too (a SLURR knows his booze parties

). Anything you want, just ask Dusty.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:59 am

We can't stop yet! What kind of a SLURR-o-rama would it be then?
**Passes bible-joint over to Eerhardt**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 6:04 am

the actions of Eerhardt

True, Ode

** takes a hit from Ode's bible-joint and passes it on ** I was just wondering whether somebody had timed round 1

? ** SLURRs some E.S.S. from the tub and heads for another horse-sized pint of GIGGLE **

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 6:05 am

So how much alcohol have you all virtually drunk over the course of your Slurring, anyone been keeping count?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 6:07 am

Our current count, in cubic litres, is Lots.

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 6:13 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Our current count, in cubic litres, is Lots.

Ode is realy drunk, or my english isn't that good,
but isn't a litre 1cubic dm?? (dm3)??

but i think it's better to count in m3

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 6:14 am

And before I forget
*SLURRs a purple beer*
*Put's Sting-Live in the CD-player*