Why men are like Bunny's

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 3:39 pm

Originally posted by Brink
*hugs Vivien as she's hugging Georgi*

*hugs Georgi and she is hugging Vivien as she is hugging Brink*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 4:03 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Ah, I think we are different types I took that test of DW's and I am a 2 'the helper' and a 4 'the romantic'. Both require lots of positive reassurance, plenty of compliments and just general 'niceness' (and the ability to handle someone who's as touchy feely [-i.e. clingy] as me).

Absolutely, people differ greatly and there should be room enough for all this variation

Some wants more cuddle, some less and some wants capybaras

Seriously though, I think the important thing is to accept the differences and if you have a partner that is very different from yourself, it's important to understand each other. I once had this boyfriend who were (to me) so physically clingy it got on my nerves and I felt he wanted me to treat him like a baby rather than a grown up man and sex/love object, but it was impossible to make his understand my lower need for non-sexual cuddling did not mean I didn't love him.

posted by Frogus
I am also interested in the male fascination with lesbians...what's this all about? Why aren't girls turned on by men having sex with each other?

Very briefly: Men are fascinated with lesbians and lesbian sex because according to the stereotype, women are not "real" lesbians, they are only lesbian when no man is available to satisfy their needs. As soon as our hero enters the room, the girls will want him too.
Another reason is that lesbian scenes allow men to watch women only, without having to see a hairy ass too.
A third reason, and this is probably the most fundamental, is that in most of the world, female sexuality is still more taboo than male sexuality. So lesbians scenes, scenes where women masturbate etc shows the male that women wants sex too. That men wants sex is not tickeling for women's fantasies in the same way, since the male stereotype is opposite: men wants sex and nothing but sex all the time.

@Kayless and Sleep regarding words and their alleged gender connection: LMAO

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:59 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Ode: Hmm...I have no advice, Georgi gives me 'hugs' for free. Maybe you should work on being trustworthy?

Good one, Viv... he'll never manage that

*hug*@Viv

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 05, 2002 11:19 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Good one, Viv... he'll never manage that

*hug*@Viv

That can't be it, Georgi gives more or less everyone hugs apart from me, and I know that over half of SYM is nowhere near trustworthy.

Psst...Viv! Explain, what is this "trustworthy"?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 1:52 am

we were having a hilarious bashing men vs. women and you people change it into a hugfest

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 2:07 am

Hey Capybara-boy

, you can still have your gender-war around my hugfest, but I happen to like being hugged, by women at any rate.

Just throw a few dirty socks around the place, leave the toilet seat up, and I'm sure you'll be fine.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 2:21 am

I AM NOT A CABYPARA BOY YOU HEAR!!!!!!!!

I AM CABYPARA-MAN MUAHAHAAAHAAHAA

i'm the cutest&cuddliest thing any woman has ever seen, i'm stealing all your hugs mwahaahaaaa

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 2:32 am

Whatever, Capybara-boy.

So that's where all my hugs have been going...Give me that capybara avatar!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 3:33 am

don't push it ganja-man

don't forget i have the power to control all the capybaras of the world.... one day you might find yourself cornered and nowhere to go...

capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you, capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuu...

NOO it's my capybara avatar you can't have it!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 3:57 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Whatever, Capybara-boy.

So that's where all my hugs have been going...Give me that capybara avatar!

You want a really, REALLY "cuddly" and *hug*gy avatar @Ode ?

Here you are:

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:05 am

that little dust-buster was down right ugly, nothing like my capybara

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:12 am

Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
don't push it ganja-man
don't forget i have the power to control all the capybaras of the world.... one day you might find yourself cornered and nowhere to go...

capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you, capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuu...

NOO it's my capybara avatar you can't have it!

I however control all the ganja in the world, and hence all the pot-smokers. Cower before the might of thousands of derelict hippies and Rastafarians!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:14 am

@Vivien-I'm fine thanks

(sorry for leaving so abruptly yesterday, my connection turned bad

)

@Locke-Erm, I thought you were mad at the huggings?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:37 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
because the raison d'etre of a capybara is to be killed by an anaconda or rampaging pirahnas in a wildlife documentary

Blasphemer.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Go capybaras!

Damn straight!

Originally posted by C Elegans
Very briefly: Men are fascinated with lesbians and lesbian sex because according to the stereotype, women are not "real" lesbians, they are only lesbian when no man is available to satisfy their needs. As soon as our hero enters the room, the girls will want him too.

Too true. *The He-Man Theme song begins to play in the background*

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Kayless and Sleep regarding words and their alleged gender connection: LMAO

Years of painstaking research and hard work went into that study.

Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
don't push it ganja-man
don't forget i have the power to control all the capybaras of the world.... one day you might find yourself cornered and nowhere to go...

capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you, capybaras, capybaras, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuu...

NOO it's my capybara avatar you can't have it!

LMAO

Nothing can defeat the power of the caybara!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:47 pm

LMAO Nothing can defeat the power of the caybara!

(apart from an anaconda...)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:56 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
(apart from an anaconda...)

Blasphemer.

(P.S. My color of font is seagreen not plain green).

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 5:03 pm

to be honest, the difference is negligible, but i've changed it, so that i can avoid the wrath of the almighty capybara

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
to be honest, the difference is negligible, but i've changed it, so that i can avoid the wrath of the almighty capybara

There's a good lad.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 11:04 pm

*sigh!* Trust the spammers...

...to mutate a bunny thread into a dancing disco capybara thread...

Kayless, you must have learned a lot from the Isle of Dr. Grunt!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Jun 07, 2002 12:26 am

your pot-heads and rastafas are so stoned all day long they don't know whats what. they are

all day long while my undefeatable capybara army will snuggle everything to insanity MWAHAHAAA except the disco-frog naturally, immunity you see...

@brink, well i started out hating it, but then i saw the opportunity to spam so what's more important: spam or keeping your principles, i think we all know the answer to that.

@additionally to ode: plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!