Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
@additionally to ode: plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!
@Locky: The Hell Orca is a whale. Whales have a habit of getting harpooned (sp?). He won't be much help to you if he's spread out over several scores of cat food-cans ....
No worries,
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"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
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"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan your pot-heads and rastafas are so stoned all day long they don't know whats what. they are confused all day long while my undefeatable capybara army will snuggle everything to insanity MWAHAHAAA except the disco-frog naturally, immunity you see...
@additionally to ode: plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!
But my Rasta death squad won't care becasue they'll be high ("I was gonna appear in court..." etc.), and they'll get all your capybaras stoned too, putting them under my control! Let's face it, by controlling the worlds pot-heads I also control 99% of the worlds acting and music industry too...Do you want me to send Courtney Love around to 'take care' of you?
Your hell orca won't be so flash when I've put him in my bong!
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Originally posted by Maharlika ...to mutate a bunny thread into a dancing disco capybara thread...
What can I say? I’m the missionary of disco!
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan plus don't forget the disco-frog is in the capybara corner so hell-orca is there too HIHHIHIHHII!!
Hell Orcas, Disco Frogs, capybaras... We're all one big happy family.
Originally posted by Beldin The Hell Orca is a whale. Whales have a habit of getting harpooned (sp?). He won't be much help to you if he's spread out over several scores of cat food-cans
"Yikes."
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan you're gonna get it now beldy... plus my capybaras have created to the orca a harpoon-master 5000 goggles that protect him from harpoons...
"Woohoo! Saved by the dedicated capybara engineers."
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper Your hell orca won't be so flash when I've put him in my bong!
"No offense junior, but my mama has a bigger bong than you." Yeah, the Hell Orca has built up an immunity. Only one thing scares the Hell Orca... The Naked Mole Rats of the Abyss! "I've come for your souls!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Right! That does it! Come here Hell Orca, it's ice-bong time for you!
*Puts the Hell Orca in his bong and invites half of Jamaica to a party* Help! Get me...Out of...here, man...woah, the walls are melting again....
And let's not start the whole Yo mamma thing again.
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Originally posted by Georgi @Ode bad slave! Stop picking on the hell orca!
He's happier now than when he was before, look at him! See the big grin on his face?
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Even so, you'll be in trouble when he gets the munchies
He's in there, I'm out here.
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Originally posted by Georgi That won't be enough to save you
I'm not worried, you'll save me.
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The Real Hell Orca "No offense junior, but my mama has a bigger bong than you."
Notice the normal sized royal bluefont and quotation marks in his sentence. The words are also writen under the Hell Orca.
Fake Hell Orca Help! Get me...Out of...here, man...woah, the walls are melting again....
Observe the distinct change in font colorand size, as well as the lack of quotations. The words are also writen beside the Hell Orca instead of underneath him. The conclusion is obvious; This is a fraud. Accept no substitutes!
Henceforth the true Hell Orca will appear only in my posts. The same applies to other Kayless Industries characters such as the Disco Frog, Spam Dragon, Dorfmu, Funktor, Spam Peon, etc.
@Ode, For the heinous crime of impersonating the Hell Orca you are hereby sentenced to be ritually sacrificed to the Naked Mole Rats of the Abyss. And may God have mercy on your soul! "At last! A new pair of testicles for me to devour!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Originally posted by Kayless "I've come for your souls!"
ROFLMAOCAN'TBREATHCHOKING....
@Ode you really think my capybaras AREN'T wearing masks to prevent THE MOST OBVIOUS attempt from your rastafa "army" they can't be persuaded they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
Originally posted by frogus ROFLMAOATGUADSFWNHR,C,HOAAOKIC!!!!! @Kayless
dare I ask where you originally got that Hell Orca?
Heh, it all started on the Shadow Mages topic... Long story short, I was encouraged to find a Hell Orca image (which after a little searching, located here). The page where I got the orca has loads of other animal images.
Originally posted by Locke Da'averan they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
Indeed. The capybaras are highly disciplined professionals, all thanks to their advanced combat training at the Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
@Ode you really think my capybaras AREN'T wearing masks to prevent THE MOST OBVIOUS attempt from your rastafa "army" they can't be persuaded they have been mentally trained for 5 years to only obey me and the disco-frog, should i fall (plan B)
The change in the Hell Orcas font was due to the fact that he was rather more mellow than he has previously been. It was entirely due to the fact that he was stoned.
Then I'll feed them hash cookies.
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper The change in the Hell Orcas font was due to the fact that he was rather more mellow than he has previously been. It was entirely due to the fact that he was stoned.
Strange. I've never started talking with a British accent after smoking a doobie (Which is the equivalent of a font and color change). That must be some magic grass you've got there.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Originally posted by Kayless Strange. I've never started talking with a British accent after smoking a doobie (Which is the equivalent of a font and color change). That must be some magic grass you've got there.
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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
. He won't be much help to you if he's spread out over several scores of cat food-cans 
Only one thing scares the Hell Orca... The Naked Mole Rats of the Abyss! 
