Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 12:31 pm

@Dp-Good ones

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 12:35 pm

Ah Fable, why are you here, instead of your palace of destitute and depression? How dare you sir, smear the good name of Weasel?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 12:36 pm

By DP:

Yes, but I didn't stain your dress.

What makes you so sure that I was wearing one?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 12:42 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>By DP:
What makes you so sure that I was wearing one? </STRONG>

Um, come to think of it. I didn't see one.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 3:14 pm

Is there anyone else online at the moment? (aside from those writing in the story thread

)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:02 pm

*bump*

All these tests, and suddenly this place seems like it may have a new lease of life...

*brushes the dust off the handcuffs*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:11 pm

ROFL !

my old pub for the twisted
*wipes nostalgic tear while checking for miscellaneous objects that might have gotten lost behind the upholstery*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:16 pm

My Goodness!

Well, I say!

I would never expect to find you all in a place such as this! Have you no shame? Have you no standards? Have you...

So, what do you have to drink?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:20 pm

Hi Chanak ....you know I had this feeling you'd come wandering in here sooner or later....

I think we have the ingredients to make a fuzzy handcuff should you be so inclined

There are also Triple Prozac C0cktails and the Spammer's Bikini Ripper

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:27 pm

@dragon wench:

Hi Chanak ....you know I had this feeling you'd come wandering in here sooner or later....

Oh...well, I suppose...certainly I have no idea of what you're referring to. Nope.

And the test said I was a double agent. Hah! Some double agent I am...

I think we have the ingredients to make a fuzzy handcuff should you be so inclined

How about a cat o' nine tails? Got one of those? They're really good with tabasco.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:34 pm

And the test said I was a double agent. Hah! Some double agent I am...

But you are now a member of SYM, that immediately blows your cover

How about a cat o' nine tails? Got one of those? They're really good with tabasco.

*passes Chanack a mysteriously frothing glass*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:45 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hi Chanak ....you know I had this feeling you'd come wandering in here sooner or later....

You get to them all eventually...

Could I have a fluffy handcuff please DW?

And a drink as well

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:46 pm

Ooh! Is this a pub? Heh heh heh....

What's there to drink around here?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:51 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Could I have a fluffy handcuff please DW? And a drink as well

lol! *hands Georgi a fluffy handcuff and a strangely frothing beverage*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:52 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
Ooh! Is this a pub? Heh heh heh....

What's there to drink around here?

The drink list is posted just above

we have all ingredients in stock, or if you prefer there is also beer on tap.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:56 pm

Oops, sorry, didn't see it... what can you expect, this is my first venture into a GB pub, i'm a bit disoriented

Well... a Triple Prozac C0cktail sounds interesting... I'll take one of those

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:01 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
Oops, sorry, didn't see it... what can you expect, this is my first venture into a GB pub, i'm a bit disoriented

Well... a Triple Prozac C0cktail sounds interesting... I'll take one of those

no worries

*disappears behind the bar and fires up the blender, within moments a bubbling concoction with a purplish hue appears before Kyrnus*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:05 pm

SLURRps the 'cat down hastily

I think I like it in here better. The atmosphere is closer to home, and I think I like sitting in an uncomfortable chair...now, if only it came with built-in manacles...

@dragon wench:

Since my brain is fried, how about sending me another Cat 'o Nine Tails? Nothing like a little scourging to help me unwind.

(Definitely not in the mood for verbal fencing)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:10 pm

@Chanak

Well we could probably arrange for some built in manacles, I will contact our supplier sometime soon

*hands another Cat 'o Nine Tails to Chanak, along with a plate of appetizers*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
I think I like sitting in an uncomfortable chair...now, if only it came with built-in manacles...

Oh, but it does

*leans over and presses a hidden switch in the back of the chair, and manacles pop out and clamp down Chanak's legs and one arm*

It even leaves you a hand free for drinking...

@DW thanks for the drink... and the handcuffs