Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:17 pm

lol! it appears that our supplier is presently in residence....

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:19 pm

I don't know, but from here it appears that Chanak isn't uncomfortable enough...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:26 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
I don't know, but from here it appears that Chanak isn't uncomfortable enough...

well we could apply a little electroshock.....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:28 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! it appears that our supplier is presently in residence....

What do you think the handcuffs were for? *gets out a tool kit*

@Krynus well, why don't you try it and then you could advise

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:30 pm

This place has it all...

...Even an electroshock unit??? Ooooooh, I am very, very impressed. May I compliment you on your outstanding establishment, DW...and your supplier seems quite resourceful, too!

@Georgi:

Hey, do the manacles come with those little needles dipped in nearly-lethal poison? You know, the kind that creates searing agony, but leaving you alive for more?

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:30 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

@Krynus well, why don't you try it and then you could advise

No, I think I'll have to pass on that one...

It's much more fun being a passive advisor

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:33 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
No, I think I'll have to pass on that one... It's much more fun being a passive advisor

Oh, but that makes you unqualified...

Posted by Chanak
Hey, do the manacles come with those little needles dipped in nearly-lethal poison? You know, the kind that creates searing agony, but leaving you alive for more?

Not yet, but hopefully we will be upgrading soon. I'm waiting for a new stock of needles

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:33 pm

@Krynus:

Ssshhhhh! You'll blow my cover!

I'm waiting to see if dragon wench has a Chinese Water Torture room.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:35 pm

*Pulls out his Torture Chamber Review Board ID badge*

I think this is qualification enough, don't you?

As I said, it's much more fun to watch

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:36 pm

Re: This place has it all...

Originally posted by Chanak
...Even an electroshock unit??? Ooooooh, I am very, very impressed. May I compliment you on your outstanding establishment, DW...and your supplier seems quite resourceful, too!

@Georgi:

Hey, do the manacles come with those little needles dipped in nearly-lethal poison? You know, the kind that creates searing agony, but leaving you alive for more?

Why thank you

*takes a bow*
We do try to cater to the many varied tastes of SYM

lol! reminds me of something....
*puts fugu (puffer fish) sushi on the menu*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
*Pulls out his Torture Chamber Review Board ID badge*

I think this is qualification enough, don't you? As I said, it's much more fun to watch

@DW hey, we've got a phony ID here...

can you get security to deal with him?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:41 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

@DW hey, we've got a phony ID here... can you get security to deal with him?

lol! Maybe we should just take him down to the torture chamber so he learns what happens to those who attempt to enter under false pretense

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:43 pm

Phony ID? pfff....

I went through my 7 years of torture chamber training to get that. Passed all the tests with flying colours... my favorite was sitting in a 3x3x3 foot room for a year with water constantly dropping on my head when I least expected it...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:46 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
Phony ID? pfff....

I went through my 7 years of torture chamber training to get that. Passed all the tests with flying colours... my favorite was sitting in a 3x3x3 foot room for a year with water constantly dropping on my head when I least expected it...

Ah...but you haven't seen this torture chamber.....*evil grin*

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:48 pm

Uhh.... I think I'll sit down now... and shut up ...

[Quickly puts ID badge back in wallet]

Uhh, bartender, I need a LOT of alcohol, NOW

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:49 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
I went through my 7 years of torture chamber training to get that. Passed all the tests with flying colours... my favorite was sitting in a 3x3x3 foot room for a year with water constantly dropping on my head when I least expected it...

Hah! The real Torture Chamber Review Board trainees have to sit in a 2.5 foot square room! Don't think you're getting away with it that easily...

@DW That sounds like a good plan...

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:50 pm

*Gulp!*

@dragon wench:

Maybe we should just take him down to the torture chamber so he learns what happens to those who attempt to enter under false pretense

Oh please! Please, anywhere but the torture chamber! You can make me drink marguaritas with pink umbrellas, you can make me listen to the Bee Gees...anywhere but the torture chamber!

Oh...you were talking to Krynus.

(Whew! Glad it's Krynus and not me, hee hee)

Hey, I like sushi. Especially potentially lethal sushi. When will your "kitchen" have some ready?

@Georgi:

Not yet, but hopefully we will be upgrading soon. I'm waiting for a new stock of needles

In the meantime, then, would you kindly blindfold me so I'll have no clue as to what anyone's up to?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 9:55 pm

Re: *Gulp!*

Originally posted by Chanak
you can make me listen to the Bee Gees

Sorry, but the jukebox contains nothing but past Eurovision Song Contest losing entries

In the meantime, then, would you kindly blindfold me so I'll have no clue as to what anyone's up to?

Certainly. @DW, could you pass me one of those nice new velvet blindfolds?

Unless you would prefer something rougher, @Chanak... I have some sandpaper somewhere here...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:06 pm

Certainly. @DW, could you pass me one of those nice new velvet blindfolds?

Indeed....

We have some silk ones around here somewhere as well

Oh please! Please, anywhere but the torture chamber! You can make me drink marguaritas with pink umbrellas, you can make me listen to the Bee Gees...anywhere but the torture chamber!

LMAO....we could make you listen to Abba, just so you don't feel left out!

Hey, I like sushi. Especially potentially lethal sushi. When will your "kitchen" have some ready?

In fact there is some being prepared as we speak

what would a good pub be without the risk of death lurking around every corner

?

Uhh.... I think I'll sit down now... and shut up ...

*smiles innocently at Krynus*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:09 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
We have some silk ones around here somewhere as well

Well, I leave it up to the gentleman which one he would prefer

@Abba we could sing karaoke Abba... that would be truly painful