Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:16 pm

Rats.

I was hoping for the torture chamber. Argggh!

LMAO....we could make you listen to Abba, just so you don't feel left out!

(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen." grooannnnn

@Georgi:

Certainly. @DW, could you pass me one of those nice new velvet blindfolds? Unless you would prefer something rougher, @Chanak... I have some sandpaper somewhere here...

!!!

You are so good at your job, you read my mind. That's exactly what I was thinking of...

A psychic torture chamber supplier! ROTFLOL!!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:18 pm

(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen." grooannnnn

Oooooh I like it when they swoon, it makes the application of the machines so much more enjoyable

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:21 pm

Re: Rats.

Originally posted by Chanak
(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen." grooannnnn

Now that's what we like to hear *puts on Dancing Queen*

You are so good at your job, you read my mind. That's exactly what I was thinking of...

A psychic torture chamber supplier! ROTFLOL!!!

We aim to please... no, wait, that's not exactly accurate...

*constructs blindfold of sandpaper and rubber bands* Here we go...

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:52 pm

Where's Kayless?

This would definitely not be an appropriate torture for Kayless.

@dragon wench:

Oooooh I like it when they swoon, it makes the application of the machines so much more enjoyable

Oy vay...I think the room's beginning to spin.

Abbuh..Abbi...I mean Abba! is a really effective means of dampening the 'ol brain waves...the effect is not unlike being in the back of an old 1979 Mercury station wagon with an exhaust leak. You begin to feel...nauseous.

I think I like it.

Next?

@Georgi:

Now that's what we like to hear *puts on Dancing Queen*

Your talents are...transcendant, really. So effective that I fear I'd like to offer you the honorific "Mistress of the Sublime and Scary."

I am in awe.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:55 pm

Hey! As a Swede I find it quite offensive that you bring up ABBA. Its pretty much the same as to bring up the holocaust with a german.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:57 pm

lol... I guess you don't want these tickets to Mamma Mia, then?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:00 pm

Watch it, or else...

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:04 pm

@Dottie:

Hey! As a Swede I find it quite offensive that you bring up ABBA. Its pretty much the same as to bring up the holocaust with a german.

I didn't know you were Swedish...

I liked Mr. Flibble's previous avatar better. The Swedish Chef was my favorite character from the Muppet Show.

In regards to Abba...if they would have played a different genre - instead of the horrifically terrible disco - I might have liked 'em.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:06 pm

Im not sure if I could have liked them whatever they would atempt to play, But I guess tastes differ.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:13 pm

Oy vay...I think the room's beginning to spin.

Is that because you THINK is spinning, is it because you WANT it to spin, or is it just that strange contraption you are presently sitting on.....?

Hi Dottie

welcome to SYM's refuge for the twisted!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:15 pm

@DW: Yes... hmm.. What is this place exactly? I think it scares me abit.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:18 pm

Dottie: I'm not really sure what kind of place this is... just heed this advice: don't, for the love of god, try to pass yourself off for a member of the Torture Chamber Review Board...

*Nervously glances from one end of the room to the other*

Alcohol! Need more alcohol!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:20 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@DW: Yes... hmm.. What is this place exactly? I think it scares me abit.

It is a pub for the depraved, if you haven't already, check out our features on the first page of this thread

actually it is quite old, Georgi decided to refurbish it tonight, so we have been dusting it off and welcoming new....erm...guests.....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:24 pm

Originally posted by Krynus
Alcohol! Need more alcohol!

*pours Kynus this evening's house special*

passionfruit daquairi with a TWIST of...... erm...never mind...that is the secret ingredient....

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:24 pm

@DW: Ah, but that doesnt look so bad, infact I think it suits me.

Do you mind if I change the music?

@Krynus: you did mention something about a Torture Chamber Review Board?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:27 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@DW: Ah, but that doesnt look so bad, infact I think it suits me.

Do you mind if I change the music?

Indeed, I thought you would feel at home here....

please do...perhaps something more suited to the ambiance....Velvet Underground maybe? Or anything else that appeals to you.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:29 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

*pours Kynus this evening's house special*

passionfruit daquairi with a TWIST of...... erm...never mind...that is the secret ingredient....

Ahh... much, much better

Originally posted by Dottie
@Krynus: you did mention something about a Torture Chamber Review Board?

yah, don't mention it... you will be interrogated and thrown into the Torture Chamber for faking a TCRB ID...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:31 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

Indeed, I thought you would feel at home here....

please do...perhaps something more suited to the ambiance....Velvet Underground maybe? Or anything else that appeals to you.

Can I have a random drink? To be suprised in here feels like a good idea

I was thinking more along the lines of Die Form - Masochist but I can stand Velvet Underground as well.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:33 pm

Originally posted by Krynus

yah, don't mention it... you will be interrogated and thrown into the Torture Chamber for faking a TCRB ID...

The features list didnt mention a Torture Chamber I think, was this added later to suit customer demands?

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:34 pm

Ask DW about it... I'm sure she'll love to enlighten you ...