Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved
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@Maharlika:
Chicken Adobo? Could I have some lumpia on the side, too? My, you seem to know my weaknesses, now don't you? Hmmm...
Are you sure you shouldn't be the direktor, Herr Maharlika?
First things first. I want the file you have on me destroyed. Pronto!
Ah, to return to the islands. What a pleasure, indeed. Ok, here's what I want:
1. An all-expenses paid tour of every island in the Philippines. Especially Luzon, which is where I lived.
2. A lifetime supply of San Miguel. Mag Beer Muna Tayo!
3. My very own, authentically decorated - down to the centavos in the ashtray - Jeepney.
4. Negrito stuff - you know, blowguns, knives, that sort of thing.
That's it for now. I'm your man.
Oh. So what's my title? (gotta have something to put in my sig, besides Ambrose Bierce quotes)
@Maharlika:
Chicken Adobo? Could I have some lumpia on the side, too? My, you seem to know my weaknesses, now don't you? Hmmm...
Are you sure you shouldn't be the direktor, Herr Maharlika?
First things first. I want the file you have on me destroyed. Pronto!
Ah, to return to the islands. What a pleasure, indeed. Ok, here's what I want:
1. An all-expenses paid tour of every island in the Philippines. Especially Luzon, which is where I lived.
2. A lifetime supply of San Miguel. Mag Beer Muna Tayo!
3. My very own, authentically decorated - down to the centavos in the ashtray - Jeepney.
4. Negrito stuff - you know, blowguns, knives, that sort of thing.
That's it for now. I'm your man.
Oh. So what's my title? (gotta have something to put in my sig, besides Ambrose Bierce quotes)
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
I haven't known Viv long enough to know what her beneficial body-hugs are like, so I think I'll just use one of the pretty, white jackets...
@ Chanak -
I'm glad *you* had a good day. I'm so tired, I think I could just fall alseep typing this message. My eyes are dialated (Is that the word I'm looking for...?) from that optical doctr (can't think what you would call her right now...It'll come to me tomarrow) so I can barely see diddly-squat that's right in front of me...
Ahh...anyone care for one of Ysh's Jamesons?...I think I could go for one of those right now.
Tavern-time!
EDIT: Note to Chanak: Use ONLY evil Smileys. **nods her head approvingly** The only exception in when you're too tired to find them...
@ Chanak -
I'm glad *you* had a good day. I'm so tired, I think I could just fall alseep typing this message. My eyes are dialated (Is that the word I'm looking for...?) from that optical doctr (can't think what you would call her right now...It'll come to me tomarrow) so I can barely see diddly-squat that's right in front of me...
Ahh...anyone care for one of Ysh's Jamesons?...I think I could go for one of those right now.
Tavern-time!
EDIT: Note to Chanak: Use ONLY evil Smileys. **nods her head approvingly** The only exception in when you're too tired to find them...
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
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@Georgi...I suppose the full body hug might be too pleasurable...but we could consider it to be the agony and the ecstasy...... manacles in the morning, full body hugs in the afternoon, and maybe a little electroshock at night
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Ah, I suppose when one considers the bigger picture, it may be viable...Originally posted by dragon wench
@Georgi...I suppose the full body hug might be too pleasurable...but we could consider it to be the agony and the ecstasy...... manacles in the morning, full body hugs in the afternoon, and maybe a little electroshock at night
Who, me?!?
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it would be sort of a Swedish approach...you know...spend some time in the nice, hot sauna, and then dive into the freezing snowOriginally posted by Georgi
Ah, I suppose when one considers the bigger picture, it may be viable...
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It sounds like a good plan... now all you have to do is get Viv in here...Originally posted by dragon wench
it would be sort of a Swedish approach...you know...spend some time in the nice, hot sauna, and then dive into the freezing snow
BTW, you might consider hiring some male help as well
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Good point.....maybe I should put an add in the buy and sell section of the forumOriginally posted by Georgi
BTW, you might consider hiring some male help as well
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@Aqua-chan:
LOL!
My friend, either you came prepared to be here, or the atmosphere is having a wonderful effect on you! Three cheers for derangment!
Myself, I prefer the sandpaper blindfold to dialated pupils (word you were looking for ).
@dragon wench:
Oh my. Doesn't she have her hands full maintaining the poisons, creepy insects, manacles, uncomfortable chairs, and awful music that you require? I'm sure she would be a stellar masseuse, but surely I could not impose upon her.
@Georgi:
Never fear - I shall do my best to...discourage...such behavior in him.
Well, not just any beer, Georgi...but San Miguel beer, the Philippine's finest.
I fear, madmoiselle, that sir is having difficulty adjusting to his new smilies. Some remedial action may be necessary, sir fears.
I'm glad *you* had a good day. I'm so tired, I think I could just fall alseep typing this message. My eyes are dialated (Is that the word I'm looking for...?) from that optical doctr (can't think what you would call her right now...It'll come to me tomarrow) so I can barely see diddly-squat that's right in front of me...
LOL!
My friend, either you came prepared to be here, or the atmosphere is having a wonderful effect on you! Three cheers for derangment!
Myself, I prefer the sandpaper blindfold to dialated pupils (word you were looking for ).
@dragon wench:
Well, Georgi appears to have expressed some interest in the job!
Oh my. Doesn't she have her hands full maintaining the poisons, creepy insects, manacles, uncomfortable chairs, and awful music that you require? I'm sure she would be a stellar masseuse, but surely I could not impose upon her.
@Georgi:
@Mah no recruiting in here, on pain of... whatever we happen to feel like
Never fear - I shall do my best to...discourage...such behavior in him.
You can get that at any tavern, you don't have to join COMM for that
Well, not just any beer, Georgi...but San Miguel beer, the Philippine's finest.
BTW, is sir getting along well with his new smilies?
I fear, madmoiselle, that sir is having difficulty adjusting to his new smilies. Some remedial action may be necessary, sir fears.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
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Oh, there isn't much to mend at the moment...Originally posted by Chanak
Oh my. Doesn't she have her hands full maintaining the poisons, creepy insects, manacles, uncomfortable chairs, and awful music that you require? I'm sure she would be a stellar masseuse, but surely I could not impose upon her.
Glad to hear it. Since if you were encouraging him, you would have to be dealt with as well...Never fear - I shall do my best to...discourage...such behavior in him.
The joys of the virtual pub... You know, I believe we just got some of that in today. Allow me to place a bottle tantalisingly just beyond arm's reach... Incidentally, San Miguel is available in Spain as well...Well, not just any beer, Georgi...but San Miguel beer, the Philippine's finest.
Well, I'm sure we'll soon have sir whipped into shape...I fear, madmoiselle, that sir is having difficulty adjusting to his new smilies. Some remedial action may be necessary, sir fears.
Who, me?!?
I read all the way through the "Harem Tent" after reading the "anomen" thread. I sure missed out on A LOT of stuff...Originally posted by Georgi
This place gets more reminiscent of the Harem Tent every day... Oh, the nostalgia. Next we'll be drinking Tia Maria and discussing the application of whipping cream... hopefully
Yeah! Bring back the Tia Marias!
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
@Georgi:
Madmoiselle! Surely you would not suggest that sir would...allow...such a thing to happen to him! !!!
Am I to assume, then, that the Mistress of the Sublime and Scary - the psychic supplier herself - is now also the Masseuse of the Deranged? A lofty position, indeed.
Truly, your abilities know no limits. Once again, I am awed.
@Aqua-chan:
All in a day's work, here.
Truly, I am mortally wounded at my failing. I was once the champion speller of my class...now, I am reduced to utter ruin. I lie in a pool of blood...my failure towering above me like a mighty thunderhead before the storm...
I know what I need. A Cat o' Nine Tails!
Well, I'm sure we'll soon have sir whipped into shape...
Madmoiselle! Surely you would not suggest that sir would...allow...such a thing to happen to him! !!!
Oh, there isn't much to mend at the moment...
Am I to assume, then, that the Mistress of the Sublime and Scary - the psychic supplier herself - is now also the Masseuse of the Deranged? A lofty position, indeed.
Truly, your abilities know no limits. Once again, I am awed.
@Aqua-chan:
Great. Now I have to start the recouperation process all over again!
All in a day's work, here.
...dilated...dialated...ptch!
Truly, I am mortally wounded at my failing. I was once the champion speller of my class...now, I am reduced to utter ruin. I lie in a pool of blood...my failure towering above me like a mighty thunderhead before the storm...
I know what I need. A Cat o' Nine Tails!
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
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I read all the way through the "Harem Tent" after reading the "anomen" thread. I sure missed out on A LOT of stuff...
would you like a coffee spiked with Tia Maria and topped with whipped cream ?
Oh my. Doesn't she have her hands full maintaining the poisons, creepy insects, manacles, uncomfortable chairs, and awful music that you require? I'm sure she would be a stellar masseuse, but surely I could not impose upon her
Georgi has many diverse talents, no doubt her varied interests will serve the clients well..... Besides...I think she actually enjoys catering to the numerous needs that customers may have!
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