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Good night @CE!

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Here's a few ideas I'd like to toss at you concerning your newly renovated, freshly painted Home for the Deranged:

1. Install an 8-track sound system. They went out of style so long ago, disco was young when they died out! (: o I even remember secretly going through my oldest sister's 8 track collection when I was a kid. :D )

2. Make that small, dark room at the end of the hall (the one you use...occasionally) the "TV room." Within, your victi...oh I mean clients! :mad: can enjoy such deranged TV classics such as "The Andy Griffith Show," "Leave it to Beaver," and hour upon dreadful hour of perpetual CSPAN coverage. All the while, they keep reaching for that "freshly" popped bag of popcorn, only to discover that someone has eaten it all... :D

3. Replace all the furniture upstairs with stuff you buy at garage sales...orange recliners, little beige card tables, and green shag carpets, circa 1973.

That's it for now. Notice the focus on the '70's: now, that was a truly tasteless decade, for certain! :D

Me = child of the seventies ;)
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*appears in a puff of pink smoke* :D

@Chanak I will have to work on the multicoloured one... ;)
Originally posted by C Elegans
Just read back in the pub threads - and some other threads as well - and look how the two love birds are filling up page after page....
*ahem* :rolleyes: :p

Anyway, DW and I left simultaneously, and you're saying I left when Dottie did... :p Lies, damn lies... :D

I must be off to bed, I think... goodnight@anyone here ;)

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@Chanak ....ROFLMAO!

Should we also present our clients with wide-lapelled suits and overly broad ties upon arrival...? Oh....and maybe a mumu or two as well! :D


You know I always wondered about the alleged "wholesomeness" of Leave it to Beaver I mean....calling the two kids Wally and Beaver! :D
Not to mentions June's famous line...."Ward...don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night? :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans
Hm, isn't it strange how Georgi and Dottie always seems to appear and disappear at the same time....
No, it merely proves your worth as a neuropsychologist by showing you were right about his being a stalker. :)

@DW-ROFL!

@Chanak-Ooh! Ooh! Don't forget The Wonder Years! Can't have a successful torture session without that little gem. :D

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Originally posted by C Elegans
Oh, it's nothing with Dottie's behaviour, he's just playing difficult. And remember, he is Swedish. :D
Im the one being difficult? :eek: And whats wrong with my behaviour? :confused:

I think ill go and sulk in my pillow now.
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Originally posted by Dottie
Some would call it stupidity im sure. Its good to know your not one of them. :D
I couldn't say something like that, it would be very hypocritical since i have spent quite a lot of time in here myself :o
btw, I still havnt come up with a good caption for that picture. :( Help me out.
Do you want a date with me or something? :D :D Okay, so what particular caption and what theme do you want?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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I couldn't say something like that, it would be very hypocritical since i have spent quite a lot of time in here myself
Ah, so thats why put so much effort into finding something nice to say? :D

Do you want a date with me or something? :D :D Okay, so what particular caption and what theme do you want?
I can see in the caption thread that that the opurtunity is gone by now :( :D
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Originally posted by Dottie
Ah, so thats why put so much effort into finding something nice to say?
Yes, i don't want my past misdeeds to come back and bite me too hard ;)
Originally posted by Dottie
I can see in the caption thread that that the opurtunity is gone by now :( :D
Oh well, better late than...actually no late gains you nothing in this situation, whoever did win the date with me anyway, last time i looked it was all blokes :eek:
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Yes, i don't want my past misdeeds to come back and bite me too hard
Well, If im allowed to speak freely I think your past deeds here points towards superhuman intellegence and a great ability to manage every important aspect of human life. [size=1l] Its nice to be able to compliment one self this way. [/size] :D
Oh well, better late than...actually no late gains you nothing in this situation, whoever did win the date with me anyway, last time i looked it was all blokes :eek:
Im not sure, But I think Beldin was the lucky one.

Did you expect otherwise? :confused: :D
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Originally posted by Dottie
Well, If im allowed to speak freely I think your past deeds here points towards superhuman intellegence and a great ability to manage every important aspect of human life. Its nice to be able to compliment one self this way.
Sounds good to me :D
Originally posted by Dottie

Im not sure, But I think Beldin was the lucky one.

Did you expect otherwise? :confused: :D
Well at least he will be too wasted in the den of Slurrites to take me up on a date :D

:o So that is my fate, eh? :eek: :o
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Well at least he will be too wasted in the den of Slurrites to take me up on a date :D

:o So that is my fate, eh? :eek: :o
Yes, you were lucky this time.

Well, we all have our share of problems. :rolleyes: Consider yourself fortunate it was nothing worse than that. :D
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Originally posted by Dottie


Yes, you were lucky this time.

Well, we all have our share of problems. :rolleyes: Consider yourself fortunate it was nothing worse than that. :D
What could be worse....oh wait i shouldn't say things like that :eek: especially not in here :eek:
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Originally posted by Dottie


Yes, you were lucky this time.

Well, we all have our share of problems. :rolleyes: Consider yourself fortunate it was nothing worse than that. :D
Watch your step, Dot ! You might be walking on dangerous grounds here Image...


@Sleepo: No worries, I won't take you up on the date....even I have standards... :p
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Originally posted by Beldin
@Sleepo: No worries, I won't take you up on the date....even I have standards... :p
I would congratualte you on your standards, were they particularly hard to find or did you pay Manuel for them? :D
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PAAAYYYYYYYYY ????????????????


I pinched them, of course... ;) :D
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*bump!*

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Anyone for a drink this evening? :D
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It's nice to see you magic skills are improving, Georgi :D Maybe you will eventually be able to make that rain cloud for Dottie?

Of course I'll join you for a drink, and I also predict we will soon get company... ;)
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Originally posted by C Elegans
It's nice to see you magic skills are improving, Georgi Maybe you will eventually be able to make that rain cloud for Dottie?

Of course I'll join you for a drink, and I also predict we will soon get company...
Well, at the moment I am working on a multicolored cloud... :D I might be able to do a raincloud, but I'm not sure if I could make it stay when I'm not here... :confused: ;)

Excellent, so what can I get you? ;) And how are you today, did you have to go back to work? :D

Company? *looks over shoulder nervously* :D
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@Georgi: Isn't it possible to make conjured objects stay for while regardless of your presence? For instance, if you conjure up a rabbit, it doesn't necessarily disappear in a nanosecond if you leave, it has an existance of it's own, although you made it's existance?

A caffe latte and a lemon juice would be fine, thanks.

No, I didn't go to work today either - I have thought some more about the future project I discussed with the prof in pharmacology I met Wednesday, and how to convince my prof to do it :D

How are you doing? Did you get hold of a car today?

Yes, company....I'm counting the seconds... :D
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@CE Oh, I expect it is possible, I haven't accomplished it yet though ;)

So do you think you can convince your prof? :D

Yes, I went out this afternoon... didn't find a job, but I did manage to buy some CDs :o :D I gotta learn how this jobhunting thing works... But I did ingratiate myself with my parents by cooking them a nice curry for dinner. ;)

What company could you be expecting at this time of night? :D
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