Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 8:57 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
I actually don't think it would be physically possible to take a bikini photo (or a photo of Sleep in speedos - any kind! ), because the lens of the camera would crack

Bad CE! You scared him away! I see you mentioned that you might be able to provide Astafas with a live bite to eat... I hope you weren't thinking of Dottie...

Pfh, crack from happiness and excitement, maybe

I didn't mean to - besides, I must sleep a little before the Germany-Irland game that starts in less than 3 h, so he will probably return when I'm away. Of course I was not thinking of Dottie when I referred to live bite for Astafas...Dottie is young, he will to great service for science for many years to come

It was entirely other food types I had in mind....

@Chanak: Good evening, how are you today?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:05 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Pfh, crack from happiness and excitement, maybe

Of course I was not thinking of Dottie when I referred to live bite for Astafas...Dottie is young, he will to great service for science for many years to come It was entirely other food types I had in mind....

Well, I am not going to test it and find out

Oh... okay, good.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:05 pm

Pst Georgi, he is here...I better disappear for a while...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:08 pm

@CE I'm sure there is no need, though if you are going anyway, sleep well

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:14 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Yes he should be at work now, but he usually pops in here before he goes to work. What if - gasp - he's out with some friends No, unthinkable, perhaps he's ill. Or dead.

Hrmpf

Actually I went to work early today, My boss have started gving me the evil eye since i have been late about every singel day for the last weeks. I wonder why that is...

Hi Georgi, That personal cloud you were discussing does indeed sound like an excellent idea. In many aspects.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:19 pm

@Georgi:

I think that it is time for something totally different.

Perhaps I can just stand here, growing more uncomfortable as time passes.

I stepped out for a moment; I had to respond to CE's thread on "freedom." I like that kind of thing (as long as it's not politics. Yucky.

)

And how are you, madmoiselle?

Hi @Dottie!

Bye @CE

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:20 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Actually I went to work early today, My boss have started gving me the evil eye since i have been late about every singel day for the last weeks. I wonder why that is...

Hi Georgi, That personal cloud you were discussing does indeed sound like an excellent idea. In many aspects.

Tch tch

See how I valiantly defended you from being fed to Astafas?

Glad you think so.

Ok, let me try it...
*conjures a raincloud over Dottie's head*
...hmmm...
*Dottie is struck by lightning, and the cloud disintegrates*

Sorry about that, Dot. Needs some work, obviously...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:25 pm

@Georgi: I trust you to get better with practice. And even if you are failing it will still gift me with one of the pros.

Hi Chanak. Everythin alright with you? You never know in this company....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:27 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Perhaps I can just stand here, growing more uncomfortable as time passes.

As you wish.

*opens a bottle of San Miguel for Chanak*

I stepped out for a moment; I had to respond to CE's thread on "freedom." I like that kind of thing (as long as it's not politics. Yucky.)

Oh, I agree, but I can never think of anything intelligent to say in threads like that.

And how are you, madmoiselle?

Très bien, merci. Et vous?

As I was telling CE earlier, I went out and didn't find a job, but I did get some CDs at bargain prices.

My jobhunting technique needs... refinement.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:31 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@Georgi: I trust you to get better with practice. And even if you are failing it will still gift me with one of the pros.

You never know in this company....

Ok, I will try again...
*conjures cloud over Dottie*
*Dottie's head is pelted with large hailstones, before the cloud disappears*

Back to the drawing board...

What is that supposed to mean, young man?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:35 pm

@Dottie:

Hi Chanak. Everythin alright with you?

Yes. You're definitely doing the right thing by going in early to work. Perhaps you can eventually do what I do: learn to survive on little sleep. Set several alarm clocks; learn self-hypnosis, and entrance yourself to wake up early.

It's what I do, and it's worked for me.

Why, I can't think of the last time my boss gave me the evil eye...

Well, ok, it was near the end of the day, when I was hiding out in the back playing chess...he gave me the sinister eye, then.

@Georgi:

As you wish. *opens a bottle of San Miguel for Chanak*

*Gazes longingly at it, knowing his lips shall never touch the golden liquid* Oh, how kind of you to "offer" me a drink.

Oh, I agree, but I can never think of anything intelligent to say in threads like that.

I cannot imagine why. You seem to be able to do that in other threads.

Très bien, merci. Et vous? As I was telling CE earlier, I went out and didn't find a job, but I did get some CDs at bargain prices. My jobhunting technique needs... refinement.

Endurance is the key, here.

Sorry about the dead-end, job-wise.

However, the CDs were a nice find.

What did you get?

Edit: Spelling. Hynosis?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:41 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Ok, I will try again...
*conjures cloud over Dottie*
*Dottie's head is pelted with large hailstones, before the cloud disappears*

Back to the drawing board...

What is that supposed to mean, young man?

No, thats quite okey, I like hail as well.

Just make them abit smaller and everything will be perfect.

Dont be mad, Just read back in this thread when you and CE talks about "treatment" and im sure you will se what I mean.

@Chanak: Unfortunatly sleep isnt my problem, But rather an addiction to certain personalities around here.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Why, I can't think of the last time my boss gave me the evil eye...

Well, ok, it was near the end of the day, when I was hiding out in the back playing chess...he gave me the sinister eye, then.

You know, I can do you a charm for that... my prices are very reasonable.

*Gazes longingly at it, knowing his lips shall never touch the golden liquid* Oh, how kind of you to "offer" me a drink.

My pleasure, as always.

*accidentally spills the bottle on the floor*

I cannot imagine why. You seem to be able to do that in other threads.

No no, I don't spam in serious threads, my spam is light, fluffy and meaningless.

Endurance is the key, here. Sorry about the dead-end, job-wise. However, the CDs were a nice find. What did you get?

You mean I shouldn't give up and go shopping instead?

Let's see... we have Small Things by Zero 7, To Venus and Back by Tori Amos, and The Best of Roy Orbison

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:53 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
No, thats quite okey, I like hail as well. Just make them abit smaller and everything will be perfect.

Dont be mad, Just read back in this thread when you and CE talks about "treatment" and im sure you will se what I mean.

@Chanak: Unfortunatly sleep isnt my problem, But rather an addiction to certain personalities around here.

Oh, okay...
*conjures a raincloud*
How is that?

Are you sure you won't get pneumonia or something from standing in the rain all the time?

Well, you're the one who signed CE's contract...

You should visit CE's couch and see if she can cure that addiction for you...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:58 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Oh, okay...
*conjures a raincloud*
How is that?
Are you sure you won't get pneumonia or something from standing in the rain all the time?

Well, you're the one who signed CE's contract...

You should visit CE's couch and see if she can cure that addiction for you...

Ill probably survive... havnt been ill for years.

Actually the contract is of no use. CEs lab found me defect, so I wont have to be experimented on right now.

Are you sure I should do that? Im rather happy as it is.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:58 pm

You know, I can do you a charm for that... my prices are very reasonable.

Hmmm...would it work on Mondays? If it would work on Mondays, I would be willing to give it a try. Wait a minute. You are rather new at magic, aren't you? What if I turn him into a little card table, instead?

My pleasure, as always. *accidentally spills the bottle on the floor*

Ah, I recognize your skill and desire to "please" your clients at work here. Truly, as always, I am awed. *bows, staring at the spilled golden elixir on the floor*

No no, I don't spam in serious threads, my spam is light, fluffy and meaningless.

LOL!

I must agree: light, yes. Fluffy: as your avatar is! Meaningless...well...

You mean I shouldn't give up and go shopping instead? Let's see... we have Small Things by Zero 7, To Venus and Back by Tori Amos, and The Best of Roy Orbison

Absolutely. Keep at it!

An eclectic selection. Roy Orbison has an interesting voice.

@Dottie:

@Chanak: Unfortunatly sleep isnt my problem, But rather an addiction to certain personalities around here.

And this - addiction - as you say, is causing you to be late for work? Ah, the Home for the Deranged is a smashing success, I see.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:01 pm

Originally posted by Chanak

And this - addiction - as you say, is causing you to be late for work? Ah, the Home for the Deranged is a smashing success, I see.

Indeed. DW was truly a genious when she created this place.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:14 pm

Posted by Dottie
Ill probably survive... havnt been ill for years.

Maybe that is because you haven't been exposed to prolongued periods of rain?

Actually the contract is of no use. CEs lab found me defect, so I wont have to be experimented on right now.

Strange, they must not have mentioned it to her...

Are you sure I should do that? Im rather happy as it is.

Hmmm, I'm not sure. Maybe you should discuss it with CE, and see if she thinks your addiction is harmful?

Originally posted by Chanak
Hmmm...would it work on Mondays? If it would work on Mondays, I would be willing to give it a try. Wait a minute. You are rather new at magic, aren't you? What if I turn him into a little card table, instead?

It will work as long as the day has a 'y' in it.

Trust me, the cloud is just a new development... prototype, as it were... I have a recipe to ward off the evil eye that has been passed down for generations... if it worked for the ancient Greeks, it should work for you! Besides, I offer a money-back guarantee if it doesn't work - slim though the chances are.

An eclectic selection.

You don't know how often staff in music shops say that.

Anyway, gentlemen, I must depart... do stay and enjoy all that the House of the Depraved has to offer. *hugs* A thousand times goodnight!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:16 pm

Night Georgi.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:19 pm

@Georgi: Good night!