Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:27 pm

Mum's the word, Dottie? Tell me why you're addicted to certain personalities here in the HoTD (HOme for The Deranged)?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:33 pm

Hi Chanak

just tried to reply to your note but your mail box is full.

How goes it?

Still pleasantly uncomfortable?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:39 pm

just tried to reply to your note but your mail box is full.

That doesn't exactly fit with someone who is weird, smelly, and living in a cave...

I have fixed it.

How goes it?

Ach! I've been trying to delve into some of the older posts here, to bone up on my history.

My stars, there's alot of stuff to go through.

I am not uncomfortable at all, actually.

I have noticed, however, that someone has mopped up all the bloodstains near your "kitchen" door. I liked those drag-marks, too, that lead from the back door.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:45 pm

That doesn't exactly fit with someone who is weird, smelly, and living in a cave...

lol! well perhaps you have a fan club in the nearby wild life....

Ach! I've been trying to delve into some of the older posts here, to bone up on my history. My stars, there's alot of stuff to go through.

Indeed there is.....I have been here over a year, and with the exception of the continuing Dark Flames saga, it is rare that I am able to read all the threads. Although that in itself is quite time consuming alone....fun though!

regarding your level of comfort:

Well....we could fix that....*experimentally flexes new whip*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:01 am

Sorry, I was sucked into the ISP extermination zone.

Now, where was I?

lol! well perhaps you have a fan club in the nearby wild life....

Yes, the local wildlife. Actually, there's an abundance of that around...I was wondering why they always seemed to follow me...

Indeed there is.....I have been here over a year, and with the exception of the continuing Dark Flames saga, it is rare that I am able to read all the threads. Although that in itself is quite time consuming alone....fun though!

It's mind boggling. However, since I was shanghaied into COMM...

...I must proceed further with my plans.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:12 am

I hate it when the isp suddenly craps out. I was having a conversation with somebody the other night, and like magic *poof* my high speed internet connection morphed into an ordinary computer again.

Yes, the local wildlife. Actually, there's an abundance of that around...I was wondering why they always seemed to follow me...

That must have something to do with the company you keep at sym!

Okay....my day is catching up to me, and I need to get some sleep. See you later, and happy digging.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:17 am

Good night, DW.

Thanks for the encouragement.

***turns to leave, too***

@Home for the Deranged:

mumbles..."Good night, House. May your doorbell keep ringing, your hinges keep swinging, and may even the mice hiding in their holes tremble at the screams of your beloved guests."

there, I said it.

***runs out the door, screaming loudly***

"GOOD NIGHT, HOUSE!!! May your paint job need stripping, and your faucets keep dripping, and may the bats in your belfry snore too loud!!!"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jun 15, 2002 6:37 am

I think the longer I know Chanak the more I like him.

@Georgi-ROFL!

(That was just a general ROFL, as your spamming struck me as unusually amusing tonight. I f you want I'll do specific ROFLs but it'd take more effort than I want to put into it)
@Dottie-Addictions are such terrible things, aren't they?

I sympathise, buddy, I really do. **Passes Dottie a flask of tea, laced with shine to help ease his pain**
If you don't want the tea just send it back and I'll drink it.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:36 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Maybe I could get money by threatening to post a bikini photo if nobody paid up...

I don't know if that'd work...Better try it and see.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:25 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

@Dottie-Addictions are such terrible things, aren't they? I sympathise, buddy, I really do. **Passes Dottie a flask of tea, laced with shine to help ease his pain**
If you don't want the tea just send it back and I'll drink it.

Ill pass it to you then.

You seem to be more worried about your addiction than I am of mine.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:36 am

WHOAH!!! Did I miss this?

Originally posted by GEorgi
Maybe I could get money by threatening to post a bikini photo if nobody paid up...

*starts pulling out a bowler hat for everyone to pitch in for the amount necessary for...

*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:57 am

I've just mortaged my parents house and sent a blank check. Lets see how far she would go...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:02 am

*SNIFF!*

*goes to the pawnshop with his mint-form Secret Wars #1*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:15 am

*Drinks tea laced with shine*Thank you Dottie. *sniff* You're...you're such a good friend...*sniff*I try to kick the habit, I really do, but...*sniff*...

Would you prefer some straight tea instead?

*Resumes streetwalking career in an attempt to raise funds*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:15 am

You there, Odie?

*wonders if Georgi will step in and see what we have come up with

...*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:18 am

Straight tea?

Does such a thing exist here at SYM?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:21 am

Actually it's 'herbal' but at least it's non-alcoholic.

Yep, here Mah. I've come up for air from my latest videogame, and now that there's company I'll probably stick around for a while.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:27 am

*takes the tea*

...thanks Odie,

though I DO want it spiked.

Been out of COMMish for a while since getting that UBER concoction from Eerhardt!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:36 am

*Spikes Mah's tea and grabs a purple beer for himself* No worries.

Does anyone else want a drink?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:39 am

Ahhh... that's better...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Spikes Mah's tea and grabs a purple beer for himself* No worries.

Does anyone else want a drink?

...nothing like a good drink after a good workout right after a good day in class with good-looking Indian classmates...

Thanks, Ode.