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Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 12:54 am

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No truely Evil Tyrant would ever publish his Guidebook - I just bought a copy for entertainment value. Expect Weasel to keep a copy of the True Evil Tyrant Guidebook at the Castle of Urgat, cheat and use weapons powerful enough, even to be turned against him, when nobody else expects him to... after all, they don't call him Weasel for nothing

** takes another drink from his C.C.B. **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:02 am

I'm suprised he even mentioned his fortress of evil.

*Writes Urgat into his now large notebook*

**Takes another drink of the Jägermeister**

No doubt Weasel is planning to wage war upon SYM, minus the COMM's of course.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:08 am

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** finishes his mug of C.C.B. and pours himself a glass of ice-cold Jägermeister too ** Yeah, "spreading the light of COMMunication" and all that, killing all non-COMM conversation in SYM... sounds like a totalitarian war to me. Truth is that he plots to take over the board or crash it, if he fails to achieve full control.
Guidebook for Evil Tyrants Rule 35: the truth is out there...always deny the truth

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:16 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
No doubt Weasel is planning to wage war upon SYM, minus the COMM's of course.

*always deny the truth*

*Rule 10 Born as a backstabber, die as a backstabber*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:19 am

Ah I see, well the plot thickens with every passing second until we witness Weasels next move.

I must contemplate this more in private... farewell Eerhardt

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:21 am

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I'll be here - CU Tam

** downs his glass of Jägermeister, jumps into the hottub and lights a spliff **
since COMM has strayed off the "right" path, I don't think you can call it backstabbing, were Weasel to "betray" them

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:17 am

Well that was a very short and unsuccesful mission.

I located the fortress, but I fell for the oldest trick in the book.

I knocked on the door, and he asked "who is there?" And I accidently gave him my name, he's a cunning little fellow that Weasel

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:32 am

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... ok, I'll bite

"knock, knock" - "who's there?" - "Eerhardt" - "Eerhardt who?" - Ea' y'r heart out, Weasel! Ok, that was lame

, I know, but you try and find a "knock, knock"-joke with a name like Eerhardt

** puts on Ray Ban +3 sunblocking glasses (copyright@Beldin) and orders Dusty to bring him a False Dawn Tequila Sunrise **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:39 am

LMAO!

Make that two Dusty

*Dusty motions to put on the glasses provided*

*Puts them on*

Why would I need them on... Aaah Now it all makes sense

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:41 am

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You should've seen the mess the Wail of the Banshee Martini made

** takes a drink from his False Dawn Tequila Sunrise and draws a breath from his spliff **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:49 am

Well I can just say, I would of hated to of been part of the cleaning squad back there.

Wail of the Banshee Martini

*Panics*

No Dusty, I don't want one!

*Breathes a sigh of relief*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:55 am

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Originally posted by Tamerlane
Well I can just say, I would of hated to of been part of the cleaning squad back there.

it wasn't that bad - most of the booze had been consumed anyway... it's just those glass cuts you have to watch out for

** takes another drink **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:01 am

Hmm, ok

I was thinking more along the lines of how can I best put it... test subjects being in their expanded state.

It is a dangerous profession after all

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:11 am

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I'll be sure to pour our official Test Subject a Wail of the Banshee Martini, when he returns

. Further study of the side-effects is, after all, mandatory

** finishes his False Dawn Tequila Sunrise and orders another one **

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:24 am

Morning all whats up here?
Anybody sober?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:29 am

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Nope - does it matter? ** orders Dusty to pour Fas a cup of sig-proof Earl Grey **

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:34 am

Why thank you.
So where are all the Slurrs?
Beldin working?
Asty working?
Mysty
Ode?

Odd isn't it that you eer once again are hanging with a COMM?

Oh yeah tammy is here as well

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:34 am

Good whatever time-frame is relevant, peoples. How have things been?

**Gets a C.C.B. and sighs contentedly** That hits the spot.

@Tammy-When they ask "Who's there?" always say "Jehovah's Witnesses". Doesn't everyone love a Jehovah's Witness?

If that doesn't work try a door-to-door insurance salesman.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:43 am

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Good morning-soon-to-be-noon, Ode

- Weasel was foiled again for now, thanks to the ACME Weasel-defense mechanism and Tam and me have been trying the False Dawn Tequila Sunrise (Ray Ban+3 sunblocking glasses required). So, how are you today?
@CM:

and yes, Asty is at work, Beldin is away for the next 3 days, Mysty usually drops by later during the day (5 hours from now), Kam and Stil still have exams (but not for long anymore) and Ode drops by when he can. Brink and Archeron are away for a longer period of time, but Archie made a cameo appearance only recently. And the Founding Fathers drop by when they can too.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:43 am

Don't get me started on Jehovahs Witnesses. This is just one story. No offense intended but they annoy the hell out of me. 2 weeks ago, i got back to my place at like 3 am. Went to bed, then somebody rings the bell at 7 am. 7 AM. 9 i would have tolerated, but 7? Why bother people at 7 am. I see who is at the door, 2 people guy and girl, hmm what do they want i think, i open the door and ask what they want, and the someone asks where i am from. I say i am Pakistani, the girl starts off in urdu speaking to me and asking what religion i am etc. I get ticked off guessing they are Jehovahs' Witnesses. I reply i am muslim, not conveting, not interested and next time don't wake people up at 7 am to preach and i shut the door. but 7 am. Come on. Then also need sleep don't they!???