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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR ****
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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ROFL :D Absolutely horrible :D
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oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... :rolleyes:

bored much? ;)
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Originally posted by Robnark
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... :rolleyes:

bored much? ;)
Counting the minutes... :D
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First the slang words now this.
A pattern seems to be developing! :p :D ;)
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Originally posted by Aegis
Counting the minutes... :D


counting down to something, or just counting for the thrill of it?
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When speaking about slogans, i just must say that there are several of them that just are terrific. (not about condoms though). When you see them you just wonder how much ppl are payed to come up with them. For example, the lamest slogan in the world. (correct me if i'm wrong).

Kellogs Frosties... It's great....

WOW!!! :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Robnark
counting down to something, or just counting for the thrill of it?
Whee! Counting with Aegis!!!
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21 funny slogans MWAHAHAHAHA
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Originally posted by Kameleon


Whee! Counting with Aegis!!!
Please, let us not bring up that memory... It is a low point of my spamming career.... :D
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one?
It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.

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just because I got no ****,
I'll shave my legs and wear a bra,
I'll even cut my p**** off for you."
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I know I shouldn't post thee....

2...

:D
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Originally posted by Imnesvale
When speaking about slogans, i just must say that there are several of them that just are terrific. (not about condoms though). When you see them you just wonder how much ppl are payed to come up with them. For example, the lamest slogan in the world. (correct me if i'm wrong).

Kellogs Frosties... It's great....

WOW!!! :D :D :D
Nup, that's nowhere near as bad as the oft-used "New and improved!!!"
Like a company's going to say "New and just the same!!!" or "New and worse than the old product was!!!" :rolleyes: :D
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i'm not a spammer but i can't help it :D

3.... :D
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Why oh wh do i do this??? :)

4... GAH! Why did i do that?!?!?! Man i'm getting worse every single day. :(
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Have you not listned to the dudes story Donny? So you have no frame of refference here Donny, you are like a child who walks in in the middle of the movie.
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Excuse me, but I did 3 in my last post, look at the header.
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Saw that!

I saw that too! you cheated Locke Da'averan!!!
I'm gonna tell my mommie!!
:cool:
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LMAO - back on Topic "Counting with Aegis is back... with a vengeance" :D
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Aegis you in deep **** now.
It is all aegis's fault as well as kams fault for bring this up.
We as spammers, commers and slurrs can not resist counting with Aegis.
Thus they should suffer any and all punishment.
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It's all Aegis's fault. 8
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