C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 03, 2002 7:36 am

Originally posted by Georgi

No, I'm sure Sleepy's method would be entirely more painful for you

*cranks up electroshock machine*

That's about where my problems with it begin, to be honest.

@Sleep-You could try, yes, but that would be so much effort and it's not garanteed to succeed, either.

Far easier to let Georgeous here handle me.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:01 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
That's about where my problems with it begin, to be honest.

I'm afraid you'll just have to take whatever treatment we see fit to prescribe... It's for your own good you know.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:21 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I'm afraid you'll just have to take whatever treatment we see fit to prescribe... It's for your own good you know.

I want a second opinion.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:28 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I want a second opinion.

I think Sleepy already provided that

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:32 am

Oh, for Christ's sake! How long does a guy have to stand in line?! ** zaps Sleep with the electroshock machine ** I don't think Sleep is able to second your opinion at the moment, Georgi

... ** richly applies the treatment to himself and drops to the padded floor **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:33 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I think Sleepy already provided that

I want a less biased second opinion.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:37 am

Sorry Eery, Ode was being difficult

@Ode you'll take what you're given dammit, this isn't a hotel it's a pyschiatric clinic!

*cracks whip*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:53 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Sorry Eery, Ode was being difficult

@Ode you'll take what you're given dammit, this isn't a hotel it's a pyschiatric clinic!
*cracks whip*

Was not.

That would explain why the room service is so lousy too.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 10:30 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Was not.

That would explain why the room service is so lousy too.

You still are.

Well when you have a padded cell, there aren't any sheets to change.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 3:18 am

Originally posted by Georgi

You still are.

Well when you have a padded cell, there aren't any sheets to change.

I'm simply demanding my due as a paying customer of this institution!

There weren't any waiters in the dining room either, and the mints on my pillow were missing.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 3:44 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I'm simply demanding my due as a paying customer of this institution!

There weren't any waiters in the dining room either, and the mints on my pillow were missing.

Once again... this is a psychiatric clinic... not a brothel.

You have a pillow? *makes note to have it confiscated*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 3:52 am

** regains conscience in time to pick up the last part of the conversation ** It's not?

- I mean, the Speedo's, the kinky zapping machine, the whips...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:07 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
the Speedo's, the kinky zapping machine

And that's like a brothel?!?

Not that I would know, you're the expert I guess

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:12 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I'm no expert [size=0]yet[/size]... but I'm learning. Care to teach me

? On second thoughts...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:22 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I'm no expert [size=0]yet[/size]... but I'm learning. Care to teach me? On second thoughts...

Sorry, like I said, I wouldn't know much about that sort of thing.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:24 am

Sorry, like I hinted, I wouldn't want to be taught by you... could be a painful experience. Got anymore of those white coats?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:26 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
could be a painful experience.

Says the guy who's queueing up for electroshock therapy...

Besides, it wouldn't be all bad... not even half bad... in fact, I think you might find it quite pleasurable...

Sorry, white coats are for staff only.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:30 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Once again... this is a psychiatric clinic... not a brothel.

You have a pillow? *makes note to have it confiscated*

Pity, the potential with you as the person applying the 'service' and soft walls is quite impressive.

Umm, no. *Hides pillow behind his back*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:34 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Georgi
Says the guy who's queueing up for electroshock therapy... Besides, it wouldn't be all bad... not even half bad... in fact, I think you might find it quite pleasurable...

Sorry, white coats are for staff only.

Dagnabbit! And as far as shock treatment is concerned, I àm an expert: it isn't painful, it's rather stimulating ** charges up the electroshock machine ** Wanna try

?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:35 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Umm, no. *Hides pillow behind his back*

*makes note to get the intern to remove pillow by force later*

@Eery patients aren't allowed to operate the machine, hands off!