C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 4:58 am

Originally posted by Georgi

*makes note to get the intern to remove pillow by force later*

*Makes note to smother the intern if they try anything. Curls up and relaxes on Georgi's private office couch in the meantime*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 5:04 am

Originally posted by Georgi
@Eery patients aren't allowed to operate the machine, hands off!

Oh, well, fine, if that's the way you want it

... ** hands Georgi the defibrilator handles and searches the closet for a white coat **

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 6:48 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Curls up and relaxes on Georgi's private office couch in the meantime*

Hey, no patients in my private office!

*herds Odie out into the waiting room with a cattle prod and locks Eery in the padded cell resembling a closet*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 6:58 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Hey, no patients in my private office! *herds Odie out into the waiting room with a cattle prod and locks Eery in the padded cell resembling a closet*

Hey, my pillow's still in there!

**Goes into Georgi's executive bathroom and falls asleep in the bathtub**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:04 am

Originally posted by Georgi
*herds Odie out into the waiting room with a cattle prod and locks Eery in the padded cell resembling a closet*

Ah, well, at least they have these nice white coats here - now how do you put this on

?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:13 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Hey, my pillow's still in there! **Goes into Georgi's executive bathroom and falls asleep in the bathtub**

I thought you didn't have a pillow.

Well, now it's Eery's pillow.

*locks bathroom door from outside and takes away key* Aaah, peace and quiet...

@Eery you might need some help with that... let me tie it for you

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:18 am

Uhm... I don't see any pillows here, but sure, go ahead

** pickpockets Georgi's key **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:21 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I thought you didn't have a pillow. Well, now it's Eery's pillow. *locks bathroom door from outside and takes away key* Aaah, peace and quiet...

I don't, now that you've horribly stolen it.

*Starts running a bubble bath and turns on the spa*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:25 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Uhm... I don't see any pillows here

Oh, you're right, it's in my office. How convenient. Give me that key back!

*having tied up Eery's straightjacket, locks him in again, then puts on some relaxing music to drown out the screams and lies down on her private couch*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:31 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Oh, you're right, it's in my office. How convenient. Give me that key back! *having tied up Eery's straightjacket, locks him in again, then puts on some relaxing music to drown out the screams and lies down on her private couch*

*Appears in the doorway from the ensuite bathroom* Do you have a towel?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 7:34 am

** convincingly screams like a madman as he starts his Houdini act, dislodging both his shoulders ** OUCH! Son of a... ** frees his arms from the straightjacket ** Now how to get my shoulders lodged back in their right position: ah, yes, you use the arm you didn't dislodge to... D'oh!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:33 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Appears in the doorway from the ensuite bathroom* Do you have a towel?

I locked that door!

Ummm, there wasn't a towel in there?

*averts eyes*

LOL@Eery

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:40 am

Laugh all you want, Georgi, I'm sure the Doc's going to be very cross at you when she returns and finds you have kept patients locked in padded cells, who were in clear need of medical attention - hahaha...

*OUCH* Son of a...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:47 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I'm sure the Doc's going to be very cross at you when she returns and finds you have kept patients locked in padded cells, who were in clear need of medical attention

Oh, I'm sure you will have relocated your shoulders by then

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:49 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I locked that door! Ummm, there wasn't a towel in there? *averts eyes*

No, you locked the outisde door. You really should get some towels in there, you know. *Goes back to his bath*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:53 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
No, you locked the outisde door. You really should get some towels in there, you know. *Goes back to his bath*

No, it's ensuite to my office, there's only one door...

I have a towel for myself, that's all I need.

Is that strawberry scented bubble bath I smell?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 04, 2002 9:08 am

Originally posted by Georgi

No, it's ensuite to my office, there's only one door... I have a towel for myself, that's all I need. Is that strawberry scented bubble bath I smell?

Then you have a big window facing out onto the hallway.

Maybe you should get some more, what sort of lousy hotel is this anyway?

Yes, and you're out of conditioner too.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 9:36 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Maybe you should get some more, what sort of lousy hotel is this anyway?

Didn't we go through this part already?

Yes, and you're out of conditioner too.

Not again! Dammit man, how much do you need?!?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 12:21 am

Bah... so much for that plan

** sits down and pops his right shoulder back in place with his left leg, then uses his right arm to relocate his left shoulder ** Now, to get out of this cell, I will need a brilliantly cunning and subtle plan... ** thinks for a moment, then cries out a battlecry and rams the cell's door...
which Georgi was already so kind to unlock

, hence Eerhardt makes his way through the window exit a 2nd time ** Oh no, not again: Aaaa[size=0]aaaaaa[/size]

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:08 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Didn't we go through this part already?

Not again! Dammit man, how much do you need?!?

Yes, but your lousy room service has not changed since.

More than you buy, evidently. I put it down on your shopping list but you didn't get more for some reason.