Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:03 am

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This'll be a first: normally, I'd mix up the drinks and thèn name them (GIGGLE possibly being an exception

). Okay: so we have a Fuzzy - Handcuff - Shooter to put together...

** takes Tam down to the secret laboratory to witness the FHS's creation process **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:16 am

Hmmm, lead the way Eery

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:35 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
@Ode: cuff me!

Hmmm, things at the Rolling Thunder seem to be getting rather kinky...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:44 am

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Remember you asked for it, Tam… ** mixes up some Absolut vodka, Grand Marnier, ginger ale and chambord liqueur and puts the mixture in the proton accelerator. Soon, the lab bathes in an eerie green light as the mixture is bombarded with proton particles. As the light subsides, Eerhardt takes the drink out of the accelerator, pours a glass of the mixture and serves it with icecubes ** I don't know whether it's safe to drink it… where's our test subject

?
Kam!
** returns upstairs **
[size=0](here is a link: handcuff and shooter (see below), and fuzzy… well let's just say with the mixture having gone through the proton accelarator, everything will appear fuzzy after consuming a Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter)[/size]
@Georgi: hi, I'm afraid you missed out on anything even remotely kinky, since Ode has left for the day… unless you're volunteering

?

EDIT - edited out the shooter link, since webadresses containing "c0cktail" in the adress itself are subject to the profanity filter. Let's just keep it at the fact that it was a shooter recipe, containing Vodka and Grand Marnier and was called "Nuclear Accelerator".

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:51 am

Thats some hi-tech hardware you guys have there.

Although I'm worried by that green light, is it suppose to hum???

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:56 am

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Yes, Tam, that's perfectly normal

- I must say, I don't think DW's original recipe involved a proton accelerator, but I had to compensate for the "fuzzy" part (ever seen Jurassic Park I? You know what happens when you compensate for unknown substances...

). Being a SLURR, that could only mean "fry it" or "nuke it" to me

** orders Dusty to pour him a GIGGLE **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:07 am

How about trying it on Flammie, he's a tough little dragon.

Well at least until Kam returns

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:26 am

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** Eerhardt fills Flammie's barrel with Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter and pushes back the dragon, which is eager to try it ** No, Flammie, hold on... just wait a second... ** Eerhardt dashes back and heads for cover behind the bar as Flammie tries the Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter... **

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:34 am

*Does the standard dive in the air in anticipation of a large explosion*

*Lands rather heavily*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:45 am

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** in between Tam actually making the dive and him landing, time switches to "Bullet Time Mode". Peeking over the counter of the bar, Eerhardt can see Flammie's head going under in the barrel for a drink of the Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter and then surfacing to belch a roaring flame towards the stairway leading to the secret lab. Eerhardt is amazed at Tam's reflexes as he sees him diving out of harm's way in slow motion, nonetheless being smacked against the wall from the sheer force of the wind current accompanying Flammie's scorcher. Then time slowly returns to "Normal Time Mode" ** Wow, quite a landing there, Tam! Damn, no tapes here - I'd love to see that again

!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:51 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
@Georgi: hi, I'm afraid you missed out on anything even remotely kinky, since Ode has left for the day… unless you're volunteering?

Ode, eh? You were the one who wanted to be cuffed...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:53 am

*Gets up slowly*

Well Eery as tempted as I am to do it again, I think I'll pass

I wonder if Dusty got out alive also

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:53 am

Beldin

**slowly - inch-by-inch - surfaces from the hottub where he submerged himself completely just before the blast**

Everyone allright ?

**carefully prepares a snorkel ... just in case he has to "go down" for an extended period of time**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:10 am

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Dusty! ** a smoking pile of goo remains where Dusty used to stand... **

**... then Dusty crawls out of a cupboard ** Dusty? But then what are those ashes... ** the smell of grilled banana reaches Eerhardt's nostrils ** Oh, you been munching on the job again, Dusty

? Clean up that mess! I'm ok, Beldin. Tam is too, albeit a bit shook up and... Incoming! ** Eerhardt ducks as Flammie continues belching jets of flames ** You know, Georgi, I'd love to stay and talk about cuffing people, but I have a small crisis situation at my hand, here. You know very well I was referring to the Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter - leave it to Little Miss Naughty to think otherwise

!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:18 am

Beldin:

Since everyone seems ok - I'll be leaving for today. We have 32°Celsius outside (89.6°F) and my pool is calling for me

No worries , c u tomorrow !

Beldin

**climbs out of the hottub and hurriedly heads for his cabin**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:27 am

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C U tomorrow, mate ** a jet of flames singes Eerhardt's beard ** Hey, Flammie, CUT IT OUT! ** Eerhardt runs over and pours a bottle of ice-cold Jägermeister down Flammie's throat ** There, there, that's better now, isn't it? ** as the coldness of the Jägermeister cools down Flammie's throat, the dragon stops breathing fire and looks relieved ** Ok, Tam, that's the last time we try any drinks on Flammie, before having Kam test them properly first

.

EDIT - I have to make like a banana and split

. C U all tomorrow. Since Flammie has calmed down now, Dusty will have no trouble taking your orders.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 5:34 pm

I wonder if I dare bump this thread even now when the RT truck is here...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 11:48 pm

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** returns from the lab ** Don't let us stop you, Dottie

- we've got it covered either way. Want a drink? ** pours himself a mug of C.C.B. and lights a spliff **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 08, 2002 11:55 pm

Morning Eerhardt, and what have you done to poor Flammie? He looks disturbingly traumatized...
**Gets a C.C.B. and another for Flammie**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:02 am

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Morning Ode. You know that Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter? Well, we tried it on him... I take part of the blame

, but Tam is also to blame

:

Originally posted by Tamerlane
How about trying it on Flammie, he's a tough little dragon.

Well at least until Kam returns

I think we all know Kam is the one, who's really to blame here...

** takes a drink from his mug and a hit from his spliff **