Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:23 am

And don't forget the "FLAMMIE Breath-in-a-Can"

EDIT - Hmm...I never thought about the repercussions of having the baddies called "COMMies" - maybe we should get them to wear red, white and blue just to make sure that they aren't confused with certain other people...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:25 am

"FLAMMIE Biscuits "
(Apricot flavoured - always there when you get the munchies)

"FLAMMIE Breakfast Cereal" (with fried crunchy bits...)

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:27 am

FLAMMIE dolls and toy figurines! Awww, how cute and adorable!! *pukes*

Just remember, it's for the kids!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:29 am

FLAMMIE figurines in a McPuke un-"Happy Meal"....we'd have to talk to Tammy about the quality of these toys then

...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:38 am

Originally posted by CM
hmm...we eat what we want when we want.
Also this is after he has killed all the mormons and we need to be PC and kill him

He's an endangered species, killing and eating him would not be PC.

He'll eat you if you try anything.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:38 am

Originally posted by Beldin
we'd have to talk to Tammy about the quality of these toys then ...

Did I miss something? Is Tammy secretly the boss of Maccy D's? Is he Ronald McDonald himself?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:42 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Is he Ronald McDonald himself?

Interesting notion...

but I was referring to this posting.

No worries, just use "FLAMMIES Notepad" for your short term memories...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:43 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
He's an endangered species, killing and eating him would not be PC.
He'll eat you if you try anything.

What does "PC" mean ?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:44 am

Politically Correct.

So what...King Kong is endangered and got toasted.
So did Godzila and other creatures.
It is all relative my friend.
Humans matter more, even if they are M and JW.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:46 am

Am I the only one who wonders where MacD's gets those incredibly small children for advertising those toys? On the ads they always look about twice as large as they do IRL.
Are there secret midget cloning centers below every McDonald's store?

PC=Politically Correct, a set of values that is just as bad as extremist right-wingers IMO.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:47 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Politically Correct.
Don't forget FLAMMIE cough syrup TM
[size=0]consult your physician or pharmacist for any risks and side-effects[/size]

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:47 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Interesting notion... but I was referring to this posting.

LOL - kind of missed that. Ronald McDonald sounds better though

Just keep that inane smile on your face for one more year and I'll repaint you!!

How about Flammie's Cookery Range - every type of food you could ever want, all stamped with Flammie's own Seal of Approval!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:49 am

Hey hey

Today's sibling status: incredibly annoying

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:50 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Today's sibling status: incredibly annoying

G'day G

Is there any other kind?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:51 am

Originally posted by CM
So what...King Kong is endangered and got toasted.
So did Godzila and other creatures.
It is all relative my friend.
Humans matter more, even if they are M and JW.

That too is not PC. If they made King Kong these days then it would be denounced by all the PC animal rights activists.

Humans do not matter more in the PC values system, as there is a plenitude of humans around but not of say, tigers or other similarly endangered animals, including dragons.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:51 am

Originally posted by CM

even if they are M and JW.

Ok, I'll go for it - what's M and JW ?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:52 am

Originally posted by Beldin

Ok, I'll go for it - what's M and JW ?

Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hi Georgeous.*hug*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:52 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Are there secret midget cloning centers below every McDonald's store?

That's probably just the effect that eating Maccy D's hamburgers has on you

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:52 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Ok, I'll go for it - what's M and JW ?

Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses...at a guess

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:52 am

the actions of Eerhardt

[Krusty voice]Hey, hey[/Krusty voice], Georgious - too bad; I don't see much of my siblings these days (apart from my 8-year old brother), so I'm lucky ** takes another drink from his FHS **