Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:49 am

As long as we stop in to say hi to Viv. I hate to be rude.

And don't worry about blame....shift the blame, for only then can you be truly free and not have to worry about imminent incarceration.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:54 am

Originally posted by McBane

I take it the thought of children right away appeals to you?
Tell your soon to be sister in law that you want to wait until her kids are old enough to babysit for you.

As for the hugs, are you suggesting we are moving to the NAKED full body hugs?

It's the pressure! I'm not even sure if I'm 'ready' for marriage and they're trying to push having kids on me? *shiver*

Moving to? I've never given hugs any other way. What a silly person you are

You should see how I define 'cuddling'.

Ode: Well, Georgi said *I* encouraged you, and it's *MY* fault, so I must ask you to be nice and give Georgi her space.

Maharlika: Awe

I noticed you, and have a good night

Blood:

*hug* Okay, well if you're keeping the turkey inside for safety...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:55 am

Well, we couldn't be rude now could we?

That just wouldn't be gentlemanly.

Of course we'd stop in to see her, and invite her and her imminent husband for the barbecue.

EDIT-You did encourage me and it is your fault, you were the one who decided that my perma-hug meant I was her slave. I was quite happy being free, but nooo...
Georgi knows if she wants space she needs only not insult me and I'll usually leave her be.

She just likes complaining.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:00 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Moving to? I've never given hugs any other way. What a silly person you are You should see how I define 'cuddling'.

Silly, I prefer to think of it as .....charming in a naive way! Would you care to show me the definition of 'cuddling"??

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:02 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Well, we couldn't be rude now could we? That just wouldn't be gentlemanly.
Of course we'd stop in to see her, and invite her and her imminent husband for the barbecue.

EDIT-You did encourage me and it is your fault, you were the one who decided that my perma-hug meant I was her slave. I was quite happy being free, but nooo...
Georgi knows if she wants space she needs only not insult me and I'll usually leave her be. She just likes complaining.

But you can't ask her to change her personality! It is therefore YOU who must bend!

McBane: Well...I'll show you when you all stop by to get my neighbors turkey. I must warn you that they may be having a 'throw themselves down the stairs party' that night...one never knows...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:04 am

The real last post for the day...

...hey, no worries peeps! Actually, I haven't noticed that I "wasn't noticed"

since I was writing my paper (to be submitted tomorrow

and reviewing for my final exams (which is tomorrow too).

I'll call this a day now...

...btw, BS, how does dragon BBQ sound to you?

Ask Odie about Flammie.

G'night!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:08 am

Originally posted by Vivien

But you can't ask her to change her personality! It is therefore YOU who must bend!

I'm not asking her to change her personality, lousy though it can be I like it the way it is. (Don't tell her I said that)

So I don't have to bend at all, you see?

I bend for no-one!

Good night Mah, and don't threaten to eat my dragon! Do you know how hard it is finding a psychiatrist who works on dragons?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:15 am

Argh I'm knackered. Someone get me a stiff drink *flops into one of the many pink comfy chairs*
I've just been out on a job, surveying a site. Basically it involved walking around for nine hours, with the odd break to stand holding a 5m ruler exactly vertical. And the wind was blowing a gale. And it was raining. Bleh. It's also the first time I've done any exercise since school got out almost three weeks ago, so I think I'll stop typing now - even my fingers are tired

What's going on? Anyone having any philosophical discussions? Arguing about being bent? Another day at the RT

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:22 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
Argh I'm knackered. Someone get me a stiff drink *flops into one of the many pink comfy chairs*
I've just been out on a job, surveying a site. Basically it involved walking around for nine hours, with the odd break to stand holding a 5m ruler exactly vertical. And the wind was blowing a gale. And it was raining. Bleh. It's also the first time I've done any exercise since school got out almost three weeks ago, so I think I'll stop typing now - even my fingers are tired
What's going on? Anyone having any philosophical discussions? Arguing about being bent? Another day at the RT

Nothing much, Ode is just telling us how he will bend for no man.

I'm not sure what he means, or who asked him to bend over, but I am going to leave the whole mess alone!

BTW, I am glad to see your sig line hasn't changed.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:22 am

Hi Kam. Where did those pink chairs come from? I'm sure neither Beldin, Eerhardt or myself created them in this customisable pocket plane of ours.

Try some Uber-booze. Dusty! See to it!
just another day at the RT, I'm afraid.

EDIT-Viv asked me to bend, @McB. Though I'd stil avoid the whole mess if I were you.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:30 am

Originally posted by McBane
BTW, I am glad to see your sig line hasn't changed.

It's priceless. You'd better copyright it quick, before I do

Ode: I brought a few chairs in from the guest quarters of DWs part of the thread...I foresaw a need, just like this one, for plenty of pink fluffy chairs.
Is that Uber-booze thing the one with everything mixed together? Hit me, Dusty *takes Dusty's boxing gloves away before he takes it literally*

So will you only bend for no man, or are you not gonna bend for Viv either? Are you limiting your bending to Georgi alone?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:38 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
Ode: I brought a few chairs in from the guest quarters of DWs part of the thread...I foresaw a need, just like this one, for plenty of pink fluffy chairs.
Is that Uber-booze thing the one with everything mixed together? Hit me, Dusty *takes Dusty's boxing gloves away before he takes it literally*

So will you only bend for no man, or are you not gonna bend for Viv either? Are you limiting your bending to Georgi alone?

We really should work on that monkey, he's getting a few bad habits. I don't know where he picks them up...

Fair enough, I suppose, but couldn't you have found a more tasteful color for our furniture?
That's the Uber-booze, drink it fast before it dissolves the glass...

Look at what I said before, I distinctly said I bend for no-one.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:43 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Look at what I said before, I distinctly said I bend for no-one.

Is Georgi two then? I really hope you're not insinuating that

As for the furniture colour, sometimes you just need to sink into an enormous pink fluffy chair. Something about the human psyche that is comforted by being surrounded by warm pink fuzz...and if you say "rebirthing, huh?" I swear I'll kill you.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:49 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Is Georgi two then? I really hope you're not insinuating that

As for the furniture colour, sometimes you just need to sink into an enormous pink fluffy chair. Something about the human psyche that is comforted by being surrounded by warm pink fuzz...and if you say "rebirthing, huh?" I swear I'll kill you.

Stop trying to get me in trouble, you irritating little reptile

Don't make me show Dusty a new trick-"Shaving Uncle Kammy's head again"

Hmm, it appears we have a new fetish...I'll go book you in with the good Doc CE.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:54 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Stop trying to get me in trouble, you irritating little reptile

I think you're doing quite a good job of that yourself

And you can't shave my head again, because I've deleted the altered avatar. I'd find a way to escape, I'm afraid. You know, like AR's fireballs?

New fetish? Oh no, I've had that one for...I'll just stop talking now, OK?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

I think you're doing quite a good job of that yourself

And you can't shave my head again, because I've deleted the altered avatar. I'd find a way to escape, I'm afraid. You know, like AR's fireballs?

New fetish? Oh no, I've had that one for...I'll just stop talking now, OK?

Then why do you insist upon helping me?

True. Guess I'll have to settle for giving Dusty a belt-sander instead...

For some reason I doubt AR will be much help now...

Your appointment has been duly scheduled...The Doc gets back quite soon, I'm led to believe, so we'll have you fixed up in no time.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:03 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Then why do you insist upon helping me?

Because I like helping people and doing good.

Oh yeah, And because it's fun

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:11 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Because I like helping people and doing good. Oh yeah, And because it's fun

Should have known.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:14 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Should have known.

Probably

But I can always surprise you...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:17 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Probably But I can always surprise you...

Actually, I'd sooner you surprised someone else, come to think of it.

EDIT-Especially since I'm going to bed. Good night all.