"Near Infinity"? How interesting. When I was taking a college calculus class, I tried to prove that there are different orders of infinity, meaning that infinity is not always equal to infinity. The professor wouldn't even consider it.
I must admit that I was never sure what people were talking about when they referred to the "hilarious sex dialogue" between Anomen and Imoen, but I found it with Infinity Explorer. Anomen's alignment affects the dialogue, so I'll present both versions.
Imoen: So. You're part of that Order of the Radiant Heart, right, Anomen? The paladins and clerics that run around Amn getting outraged at everything?
Anomen: I find your description bordering on insult, girl... but, yes, I am a member of the Order. Why?
Imoen: Well, a full hundred of them marched all solemn-like up to Candlekeep about ten years ago, all to donate a single book to the monks. Did you know about that?
Anomen: No, but it sounds like something the Order might do, depending on the book.
Imoen: It was a big book, as I recall. I stole into the archive to look at it... did you know it had all sorts of pictures of naked men and women? Total filth! I'm surprised the Order even had something like that.
Anomen: No doubt it was a book of great evil. Perhaps the Order gave it over to the care of your monks so it would not be used by those of impure intentions.
Imoen: Well, I don't know about that. Winthrop caught me peeking and gave me hell like you wouldn't believe... but I noticed he kept the book in his room after that point.
Anomen: Vile girl! I'll not listen to any more of this! Go bother [MAIN CHARACTER]!
Imoen: So. You're part of that Order of the Radiant Heart, right, Anomen? The paladins and clerics that run around Amn getting outraged at everything?
Anomen: Hah! An apt description of those blowhards, if ever I have heard one. No, dear girl... I am no member of the Order, although I was once a novice. Why do you ask?
Imoen: Well, a full hundred of them marched all solemn-like up to Candlekeep about ten years ago, all to donate a single book to the monks. Did you know about that?
Anomen: No, but it sounds like something the Order might do, depending on the book.
Imoen: It was a big book, as I recall. I stole into the archive to look at it... did you know it had all sorts of pictures of naked men and women? Total filth! I'm surprised the Order even had something like that.
Anomen: You don't say? Well perhaps the Prelate was finished with it and gave it to the head of your monks as something of a present? Those paladins are quite the repressed lot of stuffed shirts, you know.
Imoen: Oh, they're not so bad, I guess. Better them than some of the evil I've seen... they can just be kinda pompous, as I remember. You're not as bad as I figured you might be, though, Anomen.
Anomen: Well, I'm glad you think so. I escaped from their clutches just in time, I suppose, eh?
Korgan: Escaped? Har har! Like a bleedin', puny fish escapes when it is thrown back into the stinkin' sea! Har har, yer a card, Anomen!
Anomen: Well, of *course* there is always someone about who feels the need to comment on my life. Helm preserve me. (sigh)
